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Eupemisms for "penis"
« on: December 27, 2017, 12:37:23 PM »
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Re: Eupemisms for "penis"
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2017, 12:51:27 PM »
Wow, there are a great number of them!

"21st digit" is funny. Based on that, I wondered if some would call it "3rd leg", and there it is! :lol:
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Re: Eupemisms for "penis"
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2017, 01:09:39 PM »
What, no "wing dang doodle"?
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Re: Eupemisms for "penis"
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2017, 01:38:48 PM »
Wow, Dave, I thought I was the dick expert in this forum.

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Re: Eupemisms for "penis"
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2017, 07:48:31 PM »
Here's another one:

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Re: Eupemisms for "penis"
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2017, 07:52:41 PM »
It's a good list... Except they're missing "Monica's Toothbrush"

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Re: Eupemisms for "penis"
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2017, 10:42:11 AM »
Another one that is missing; there us a "bed snake" but no "one eyed bed snake".
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