For those who like time-wasting quizzes...

[Sandra Craft]

"Hi!"
Guys!
Open the door! It's me!
They told me to come to this room...
They said this is "my group."

First tell us what philosopher you are.  And whether you brought snacks.   
What Kind of Philosopher are You?

[Davin]

Davin as well; again, no surprise. 

"Hi!"
Guys!
Open the door! It's me!
They told me to come to this room...
They said this is "my group."

[Magdalena]

"Hi!"
Guys!
Open the door! It's me!
They told me to come to this room...
They said this is "my group."

First tell us what philosopher you are.  And whether you brought snacks.   
What Kind of Philosopher are You?

According to them, I belong with the Thomas Paine Club...and no, I didn't bring any snacks. 

[Arturo]

"Hi!"
Guys!
Open the door! It's me!
They told me to come to this room...
They said this is "my group."

First tell us what philosopher you are.  And whether you brought snacks.   
What Kind of Philosopher are You?

According to them, I belong with the Thomas Paine Club...and no, I didn't bring any snacks. 

I know you got weed tho

[xSilverPhinx]

It's a Paine being late to the party, isn't it Mags?

[Magdalena]

"Hi!"
Guys!
Open the door! It's me!
They told me to come to this room...
They said this is "my group."

First tell us what philosopher you are.  And whether you brought snacks.   
What Kind of Philosopher are You?

According to them, I belong with the Thomas Paine Club...and no, I didn't bring any snacks. 

I know you got weed tho

Weed? What? I don't...

...I don't know even know what that is.
I don't have any.

They just said, "Go to that room with "those people." And here I am, with the Paine family. 
I don't know nothing about no weed.

[Magdalena]

It's a Paine being late to the party, isn't it Mags?

Paine! Ha! 

[Arturo]

"Hi!"
Guys!
Open the door! It's me!
They told me to come to this room...
They said this is "my group."

First tell us what philosopher you are.  And whether you brought snacks.   
What Kind of Philosopher are You?

According to them, I belong with the Thomas Paine Club...and no, I didn't bring any snacks. 

I know you got weed tho

Weed? What? I don't...

...I don't know even know what that is.
I don't have any.

They just said, "Go to that room with "those people." And here I am, with the Paine family. 
I don't know nothing about no weed.

Are you high right now? I think we're gonna have to search the house.

[Magdalena]

Arturo!

Ask my United States Federal Witness Protection Program team leader...go ahead, ask him! Ask my Parole Officer, go ahead, ask him! I got no weed.

[Arturo]

Arturo!

Ask my United States Federal Witness Protection Program team leader...go ahead, ask him! Ask my Parole Officer, go ahead, ask him! I got no weed.

Sorry I thought we were just playin. I still love u.

[Magdalena]

^^^

[Arturo]

^^^

[Sandra Craft]

According to them, I belong with the Thomas Paine Club...and no, I didn't bring any snacks. 

That's OK, to celebrate your being back I'll make a pie.  Do you like blackberry?

And funny thing, I retook the quiz and instead of giving my "patient" answers which got me Confucius,  I gave me "out of patience" answers which put me in the T. Paine club.  Still debating with myself whether this is some kind of statement or a silly glitch.

[Magdalena]

^^^

So...Arturo, you are an Aristotle?

Where's your group?

[Magdalena]

According to them, I belong with the Thomas Paine Club...and no, I didn't bring any snacks. 

That's OK, to celebrate your being back I'll make a pie.  Do you like blackberry?

And funny thing, I retook the quiz and instead of giving my "patient" answers which got me Confucius,  I gave me "out of patience" answers which put me in the T. Paine club.  Still debating with myself whether this is some kind of statement or a silly glitch.

Does it really matter? 

What really matters is that (maybe) deep, deep down, you would like to be part of The T. Paine Club. I don't blame you. Looks  like a very nice group of people. 

I like blackberries. Thank you.