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The Psychics of HAF...
« on: May 22, 2017, 01:39:56 PM »
I can't remember/find if we have a thread like this already.  If we do, then feel free to merge.

I thought it would be fun if we made predictions about what will happen in the future, so that when the inevitable or coincidence occurs then we can claim 'psychic' powers.

They can be as silly or serious as you like.

I'll start then it might make more sense...

- I predict that Jeremy Corbyn will be the next PM of Britain leading a coalition government
- I predict that Ivanka Trump will stand in the next US presidential elections
- I predict the Green Bay Packers will win the next Superbowl
- I predict Bruno will buy a pet Kat






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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2017, 01:49:31 PM »
I can't remember/find if we have a thread like this already.  If we do, then feel free to merge.

I thought it would be fun if we made predictions about what will happen in the future, so that when the inevitable or coincidence occurs then we can claim 'psychic' powers.

They can be as silly or serious as you like.

I'll start then it might make more sense...

- I predict that Jeremy Corbyn will be the next PM of Britain leading a coalition government
- I predict that Ivanka Trump will stand in the next US presidential elections
- I predict the Green Bay Packers will win the next Superbowl
- I predict Bruno will buy a pet Kat

OK, I'll bet £10 on each at 10:1 against!
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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2017, 03:50:48 PM »
I predict that the Murrikins will soon be inaugurating President Pence.

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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2017, 04:33:07 PM »
I predict that the Murrikins will soon be inaugurating President Pence.
And that ex-president Trump will try to sue the American nation for wrongful dismissal?
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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2017, 06:03:39 PM »
I can't remember/find if we have a thread like this already.  If we do, then feel free to merge.

I thought it would be fun if we made predictions about what will happen in the future, so that when the inevitable or coincidence occurs then we can claim 'psychic' powers.

They can be as silly or serious as you like.

I'll start then it might make more sense...

- I predict that Jeremy Corbyn will be the next PM of Britain leading a coalition government
- I predict that Ivanka Trump will stand in the next US presidential elections
- I predict the Green Bay Packers will win the next Superbowl
- I predict Bruno will buy a pet Kat

I thought of these questions while flipping through my Tarot Cards and came up with the following:

- I predict that Jeremy Corbyn will be the next PM of Britain leading a coalition government. Nope
- I predict that Ivanka Trump will stand in the next US presidential elections. Not the next, but in a future election yes.
- I predict the Green Bay Packers will win the next Superbowl. Who?...No it won't be the Packers, it will be the Patriots again.[/b]
- I predict Bruno will buy a pet Kat. Pet kat, no (And thank you for spelling the word correctly) I would sooner pickle my nuts in mustard or have an affair with an old polish nun than buy a pet kat.
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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2017, 06:12:39 PM »
I predict that
- Ajax will beat Manchester United, the day after tomorrow
- Angela Merkel's CDU party will win the German federal elections in September
- An EU army will invade the UK to end Brexit
- Freedom of speech,as we know it, will be forbidden by the end of this year
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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2017, 06:37:08 PM »
I predict that
- Ajax will beat Manchester United, the day after tomorrow

Never!

I predict a United win 2-1.


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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2017, 07:20:46 PM »
I predict I will poop in the next hour at least once
I predict I will eat today
I predict my cousins will never come over like they said they would
« Last Edit: May 26, 2017, 06:43:45 AM by Arturo »
But, uh...well there it is.
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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2017, 07:54:23 PM »

The gods have spoken...

1. June 9th, I predict a full moon.
2. I predict warm weather in the United States of America: Starting Tuesday, June 20. It will end Friday, September 22.
3. August 21st, I see a solar eclipse.
4. Something about...Cassini–Huygens? (sorry, the message is not very clear).
5. The possums say that Trump will not be impeached. He will be re-elected.
6. Pahu, Dredge, Keke, Nam, MatureMcLeod, will come back to the forum.


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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2017, 08:29:17 PM »
^ I fear you are right oh Seer of mystic matters.
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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2017, 09:00:11 PM »
^ I fear you are right oh Seer of mystic matters.

You believe me? You must be a Libra:tellmemore:
Am I right?
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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2017, 09:06:01 PM »
^ I fear you are right oh Seer of mystic matters.

You believe me? You must be a Libra:tellmemore:
Am I right?
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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2017, 09:21:44 PM »
^ I fear you are right oh Seer of mystic matters.

You believe me? You must be a Libra:tellmemore:
Am I right?
Spoiler: show
 
 :secrets1: Don't get freaked out, you've posted your birthday.



:grin:

I have decided a new set of constellations and Zodiac are needed. I declare the 23rd September to 22nd October to be the House of Sarcasm!
I like it.  :)


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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2017, 09:24:57 PM »
I predict there are more predictions to come.

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Re: The Psychics of HAF...
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2017, 01:59:29 AM »
I predict there are more predictions to come.



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