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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #180 on: August 25, 2017, 07:37:55 AM »
Right before the solar eclipse, there were planes spreading chemtrails, which were obviously hallucinogenics designed to make everyone there see an object pass in front of the sun. Because when totality hits, you don't need the glasses any more (and you can't see anything with them on during it either). Also, it gets pretty dark and you can see what looks like a 360° sunset. It also get pretty cold. All of that can't possibly come from just the glasses.

Also, the glasses are deceptively simple and thin cardboard. But really, if you open them up, you can see a complicated electronics system that must cost about $100,000 per pair. NASA spent a lot on this supposed Eclipse and they're doing it all the time. The next one in the US is in less than seven years! Where do they get the budget?

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #181 on: August 25, 2017, 02:01:48 PM »
All very, very good questions. There's an excellent documentary on this budget subject, watch Men In Black, it will answer all your questions.

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #182 on: September 05, 2017, 06:12:43 PM »


Undeniable proof people are monkeys
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But, uh...well there it is.
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #183 on: September 19, 2017, 07:40:17 AM »

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #184 on: September 19, 2017, 10:26:28 AM »


Quick Davin take that down, you know they're watching right? OMG! WTF!


If you don't, you'll just disappear one day Davin, and all for the sake of keeping the secret of a flat earth from all of us idiots who believe it's round.
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #185 on: September 19, 2017, 11:45:29 AM »
Quick Davin take that down, you know they're watching right? OMG! WTF!


If you don't, you'll just disappear one day Davin, and all for the sake of keeping the secret of a flat earth from all of us idiots who believe it's round.
It's too late for me... save yourself!

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #186 on: September 19, 2017, 12:03:42 PM »
Quick Davin take that down, you know they're watching right? OMG! WTF!


If you don't, you'll just disappear one day Davin, and all for the sake of keeping the secret of a flat earth from all of us idiots who believe it's round.
It's too late for me... save yourself!

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #187 on: September 20, 2017, 07:31:54 AM »
Just wait until global disc warming melts the wall, then you can escape!

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #188 on: September 20, 2017, 07:41:01 AM »
Yeah, if you consider all the water running of the edge and taking everything with it, escaping.

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #189 on: September 20, 2017, 07:52:45 AM »
Yeah, if you consider all the water running of the edge and taking everything with it, escaping.

Yeah, but what a ride that would be on a surf board or in a canoe!
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« Reply #190 on: September 20, 2017, 01:00:15 PM »
...You three...

Escaping on a surfboard or in a canoe!?
The turtle and the elephants would never allow it. They keep the balance.
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #191 on: September 20, 2017, 01:14:22 PM »
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Naw, not escaping, it would be one one stupendous last ride into infinity.

Anyone see "Dark Star" and that final gravity "surf ride"?


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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #192 on: September 20, 2017, 02:23:07 PM »
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The turtle and the elephants would never allow it.

Really? Who do you think is behind all this flat Earth warming? They want to rid the world of the human pestilence. And all other life for that matter! It seems our turtle and elephant "friends" need a new dance floor.

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« Reply #193 on: September 20, 2017, 02:28:30 PM »


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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #194 on: September 20, 2017, 02:41:50 PM »
Football player Sammy Watkins and basketball player Kyrie Irving believe in a flat earth.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2734241?iid=ob_article_organicsidebar_expansion

I wonder it they play with flat balls (heh).