The Afterlife Salad Bar - Step Up and Choose

[MadBomr101]

Eternal life just seems unfathomably boring, and yes, I agree that the Christian variety (and Islamic, to be fair) are the worst of the lot. It's like being made to eat broccoli for an infinity, you may like it at first but eventually you just can't take it anymore. 

Unless there's some mechanism in place to wipe all your memories as each "day" passes, that way forever wouldn't feel like an eternity, but you'd be locked in a never ending one-day cycle in which you'll be worshiping an Egomaniac, fighting and killing, or time spent coming back as a lettuce or whatever.

So eternal life with selective, strategic Alzheimers to cope with the endless sameness.  It could work. 

[Magdalena]

Eternal life just seems unfathomably boring, and yes, I agree that the Christian variety (and Islamic, to be fair) are the worst of the lot. It's like being made to eat broccoli for an infinity, you may like it at first but eventually you just can't take it anymore. 

Unless there's some mechanism in place to wipe all your memories as each "day" passes, that way forever wouldn't feel like an eternity, but you'd be locked in a never ending one-day cycle in which you'll be worshiping an Egomaniac, fighting and killing, or time spent coming back as a lettuce or whatever.

So eternal life with selective, strategic Alzheimers to cope with the endless sameness.  It could work.

Hey! 
How come she gets a combo and I don't? 
How come she can make substitutions and I can't?

This ain't Burger King toots; you don't get to have it your way.  It's more like a cable provider; you have to take what comes bundled in the package as is.

I don't think I like this...this... "The Afterlife Salad Bar."

[MadBomr101]

Hey! 
How come she gets a combo and I don't? 

Her combo enhances the afterlife by offering a solution to the dullness issue of eternity.  We all benefit from her combo whereas you just wanted a coupon and an alternative for pussy.

But we value your business so, please, accept this complimentary dessert voucher. 

[Magdalena]

Hey! 
How come she gets a combo and I don't? 

Her combo enhances the afterlife by offering a solution to the dullness issue of eternity.  We all benefit from her combo whereas you just wanted a coupon and an alternative for pussy.

But we value your business so, please, accept this complimentary dessert voucher. 

Only some have this dullness issue of eternity, it will benefit them, but not all like you said. I don't plan on having an eternity of dullness, so, I should be allowed to create my own combo...a combo for those who don't see eternity as dull.

But it's your game, your rules, your bar. 


Oh, I almost forgot. I'll take that complimentary dessert voucher--thank you very much.

[Magdalena]

Asmo, could you please tell me what hell is like in your realm?


I am so sorry. 
I meant to say, ...

Asmo, could He tell us, if we are worthy of such knowledge, what hell is like in His realm?

[Davin]

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This.

Let's don't forget that the only thing promised by the Xian afterlife - the worst one of them all - is to spend eternity worshiping god.  That's all.  Just worshiping a deity so insecure and needy for constant attention that he makes Miley Cyrus look humble by comparison.  Xians are so eager for this completely pointless eternity that they spend their REAL lives metaphorically licking the nutsack of a deity that can't think of anything more to offer with eternity than endless praise unto himself. What a douche.

I'd be as out of place in Heaven as a Tea-Party Republican at a coke fueled orgy; a concept for an afterlife I could get into...at least for thirty or thirty-five years.

Beyond that, even that would become mindnumbing.

Eternal life just seems unfathomably boring, and yes, I agree that the Christian variety (and Islamic, to be fair) are the worst of the lot. It's like being made to eat broccoli for an infinity, you may like it at first but eventually you just can't take it anymore. 

To MadBombr101 and xSilverPhinx, I agree that I would get bored of those Christian and Islamic versions of the after life quicker than any other proposed.

Unless there's some mechanism in place to wipe all your memories as each "day" passes, that way forever wouldn't feel like an eternity, but you'd be locked in a never ending one-day cycle in which you'll be worshiping an Egomaniac, fighting and killing, or time spent coming back as a lettuce or whatever.

If that were the case though, there's no point in living forever because then we'd just be living for one day.

I think I'd still go with the Valhalla salad, but without the associated topping of PTSD. No pathological memories, please.

At least Valhalla is not eternal, we'd just have to fight and wait until Ragnarok where most will die.

[xSilverPhinx]

Eternal life just seems unfathomably boring, and yes, I agree that the Christian variety (and Islamic, to be fair) are the worst of the lot. It's like being made to eat broccoli for an infinity, you may like it at first but eventually you just can't take it anymore. 

Unless there's some mechanism in place to wipe all your memories as each "day" passes, that way forever wouldn't feel like an eternity, but you'd be locked in a never ending one-day cycle in which you'll be worshiping an Egomaniac, fighting and killing, or time spent coming back as a lettuce or whatever.

So eternal life with selective, strategic Alzheimers to cope with the endless sameness.  It could work.

Yours would probably be the only Afterlife Salad Bar to offer dementia as a selling point.

[xSilverPhinx]

Unless there's some mechanism in place to wipe all your memories as each "day" passes, that way forever wouldn't feel like an eternity, but you'd be locked in a never ending one-day cycle in which you'll be worshiping an Egomaniac, fighting and killing, or time spent coming back as a lettuce or whatever.

If that were the case though, there's no point in living forever because then we'd just be living for one day.

Well, you can always say that the true meaning of the word "day" was lost in translation and that it is in fact, longer than a 24 hour day.

[MadBomr101]

Yours would probably be the only Afterlife Salad Bar to offer dementia as a selling point.

We at Afterlife Salad Bar Inc. pride ourselves on thinking out of the box.   

[Magdalena]