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HAF Cutlery
« on: February 06, 2016, 09:34:46 PM »
How come some of you don’t have a knife, a spoon, a fork, or a spork? :scratch:


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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2016, 09:49:03 PM »
The Magic Pudding vanished. Never saw him again, not even lurking. Though every so often I feel like I catch a little whiff, but it's probably just my imagination.
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2016, 07:35:29 AM »
I had one but over the years I lost it.
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2016, 09:01:01 AM »
I don't have enough posts. I probably never will at this rate. lol

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2016, 08:06:14 PM »
The Magic Pudding vanished. Never saw him again, not even lurking. Though every so often I feel like I catch a little whiff, but it's probably just my imagination.

Maybe we should send him a fax, or something. You know, telling him that we miss him and stuff.  :grin:
Does he know how important he is around here? He's the only one we depend on when we need...spoons, and stuff.  :)


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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2016, 08:08:49 PM »
I had one but over the years I lost it.
I lost mine but Recusant found it, and gave it back.  :grin:
What did your spoon look like?


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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2016, 08:34:23 PM »
I don't have enough posts. I probably never will at this rate. lol
It took me many, many years to earn mine. I was a bit shy when I came here.

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2016, 03:56:05 AM »
Do I even still have mine? I'm clearly not paying attention at all these days.

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2016, 10:51:10 AM »
I was distracted when I changed my sig and lost mine.  :(
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2016, 02:22:55 PM »
Do I even still have mine? I'm clearly not paying attention at all these days.
You still have it.


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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2016, 02:24:58 PM »
I was distracted when I changed my sig and lost mine.  :(
That's how I lost mine. Have you checked the lost-and-found?


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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2016, 05:43:21 PM »
I had one but over the years I lost it.
I lost mine but Recusant found it, and gave it back.  :grin:
What did your spoon look like?

I think I had a knife and it had a horse on it.
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2016, 06:03:20 PM »
Do I even still have mine? I'm clearly not paying attention at all these days.
You still have it.

So I do! And it's a toboggan sled with a Malamute no less. Not a bad idea for the sort of snow we've been getting!

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2016, 09:02:47 PM »
:tellmemore: Yes, The Magic Pudding is, was, is...very talented. Every so often I also feel like I catch a little whiff, but it's probably just my imagination.  :shifty:


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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2016, 01:26:56 AM »
I have heard from a reliable source that:
- he had a rma dispute with a hard drive manufacturer
- got himself swallowed by a lizard
- using wasp zombie tech took control of said lizard and headed north
- through Pudding's amazing power of regeneration the lizard grew to Godzilla proportions
- he should be emerging from the sea any day to wreak vengeance on an unsuspecting Seagate factory
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