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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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Biggus Dickus

Hare Krishna!


You're going to be late for school!
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Icarus


Biggus Dickus

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!


Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!


What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!


What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!


So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!

:rimshot:
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

joeactor

Quote from: Father Bruno on August 08, 2017, 08:31:12 PM
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!


Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!


What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!


What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!


So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!

:rimshot:

Ouch!

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Father Bruno on August 08, 2017, 08:31:12 PM
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!


Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!


What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!


What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!


So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!

:rimshot:

Those are very good, Father Bruno, especially the first one. :P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Essie Mae

Laughed at them all, especially #5.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare


No one

I just listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


joeactor


No one


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

:grin: This one's for Mags:

"I threw a butter out the window the other day, I wanted to see a butter fly."

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Magdalena

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 14, 2017, 12:29:46 AM
:grin: This one's for Mags:

"I threw a butter out the window the other day, I wanted to see a butter fly."
:rimshot:

:snicker:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey