Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

[Arturo]

Darth Vader asks someone if they saw his son.

They reply, "What does he Luke like?"

That was a Terry-ble pun. When the sound of puking Peters out I'll Collin the clean-up squad.

Aww come on. It wasn't so Brad.

(OK, that didn't work so well. )

Good thing there's no such thing as chilli/tomato hybrids out there!

All puns aside (cuz this will be abad one) a tomato/chilli hybrid sounds like it would make a good chilli

*breathe in*
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
*breathe out*
Now think of something not so stupid a what I've just said. Like cats. Or puppies. Or turtles.

[Dave]

What do you call someone who has an inherent psychological hatred of two wheeled transport?

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[Tank]

Sooooo tempted to give you a 24 ban for that! 

[Dave]

Too late but it would have been better the other way round;

"What is a cycle-path?" .

"A person who has . . ."

[xSilverPhinx]

Sooooo tempted to give you a 24 ban for that! 

Be careful Dave, the way to hell is paved with punishable puns!

[Guardian85]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

[Davin]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

[Dave]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

5/10 Marx for that

[Dave]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

[Guardian85]

[Davin]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

[Biggus Dickus]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

[Davin]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

[Biggus Dickus]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

[Dave]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.

It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!

Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.