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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #330 on: July 21, 2017, 08:56:37 PM »
Hare Krishna!


You're going to be late for school!
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #331 on: July 24, 2017, 11:59:48 PM »
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #332 on: August 08, 2017, 08:31:12 PM »
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!


Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!


What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!


What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!


So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #333 on: August 08, 2017, 08:54:34 PM »
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!


Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!


What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!


What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!


So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!

 :rimshot:

Ouch!

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #334 on: August 08, 2017, 10:51:55 PM »
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!


Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!


What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!


What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!


So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!

 :rimshot:

Those are very good, Father Bruno, especially the first one. :P
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #335 on: August 09, 2017, 11:05:29 PM »
Laughed at them all, especially #5.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #336 on: August 09, 2017, 11:45:30 PM »
I just listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #337 on: September 01, 2017, 03:21:59 AM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Punishing puns!
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #339 on: September 07, 2017, 02:30:28 PM »

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #340 on: September 12, 2017, 12:43:49 AM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #341 on: September 12, 2017, 12:44:22 AM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #342 on: September 14, 2017, 12:29:46 AM »
:grin: This one's for Mags:

"I threw a butter out the window the other day, I wanted to see a butter fly."

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #343 on: September 14, 2017, 06:19:57 AM »
:grin: This one's for Mags:

"I threw a butter out the window the other day, I wanted to see a butter fly."
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #344 on: September 14, 2017, 11:46:24 PM »
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