Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

[Biggus Dickus]

And remember. . . Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

That's a good one!

I agree, that's really funny

Going to try it out on my son tonight, see what he thinks.

[Tank]

And remember. . . Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

That's a good one!

I agree, that's really funny

Going to try it out on my son tonight, see what he thinks.

Have a banana handy when you tell him!

[Tom62]

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking outside the window when he said, "It's going to rain".

His wife asked, "How do you know?".

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear".

[Dave]

Bloke, way out in the Ozzie outback, really did a job on his car's gearbox, lots of wheels, no teeth.

He radioed in for the delivery of a new set of gears from the dealers. In stock but can't deliver for a month. After lots of pleading he gets them to load them on the local air shuttle, but that's too big to land at his place so - they agree to parachute them.

Two days later; the shuttle is passing over and he sees the crate thrown out. The  chute opens with a big snap and a jerk. So big in fact the crate disintegrates and its contents fall free.

"Dammit!" he shouts to his wife, "Take cover, it's raining Datsun cogs!"

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[Davin]

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[Arturo]

I get it!

[Icarus]

^^

[Claireliontamer]

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^

I had to say that three times fast before I finally got it!

At least, I think I got it...

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[Dave]

^

I had to say that three times fast before I finally got it!

At least, I think I got it...

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

It was too abstruse for me, my excuse is that dleepless night - yawwwwn.

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[Guardian85]