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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2015, 08:29:23 AM »
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
Here today, gone tomato.
Sadly, he ran out of thyme.
I’m sending olive my prayers to his family.
His wife is really devastated though, cheese still not over it.
You never saw sausage tragic thing.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2015, 08:50:09 AM »
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.

I have never seen so many Freudians slip.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2015, 09:55:01 AM »
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.

I have never seen so many Freudians slip.
Think I've heard that one before....  :???:


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2015, 10:01:09 AM »
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.

I have never seen so many Freudians slip.
Think I've heard that one before....  :???:
No, no, no. You must be drunk!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2015, 10:50:35 AM »
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.

I have never seen so many Freudians slip.
Think I've heard that one before....  :???:
No, no, no. You must be drunk!
Too early on a Tuesday for that.


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2015, 10:45:11 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2015, 04:08:41 PM »
That made me laugh out loud.  :rofl:
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2015, 02:15:04 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2015, 12:44:54 PM »
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.
Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2015, 04:11:12 PM »
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.
And that's the last day you can post that!
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2015, 04:19:49 PM »
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.
And that's the last day you can post that!

Had to get it in while I still can.
Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.

I love my car more than I love most people.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2015, 05:45:11 PM »
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

 :rofl:





I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..




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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2016, 12:07:52 PM »
I remember 2015 like it was yesterday.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2016, 12:30:09 PM »
I just went to the coffee shop, while I was there the song "Bolero" came on over the speakers...about 8 minutes later just as I was about to leave everything started to un-Ravel.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #44 on: January 02, 2016, 05:11:35 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett