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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2015, 04:33:26 PM »
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2015, 10:10:27 AM »
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2015, 12:55:11 PM »
I once entered ten puns in a contest hoping one would win.
But... No pun in ten did.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2015, 03:03:50 PM »
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2015, 03:35:29 AM »
Maybe only the Brits will get the significance of this one....


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2015, 05:51:56 AM »
^^^ Love it!

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2015, 07:22:33 AM »

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2015, 02:41:42 PM »
I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2015, 04:03:06 PM »
... a friend of mine in a Pun competition (7th year running)

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2015, 07:25:44 PM »
A local store had a very Praguematic approach to business - checks (cheques) were not accepted but Czechs were.

 

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2015, 09:47:43 PM »
My neighbor has seen his share of all he should see.  Been to war and back.  Everything from mustard gas to pepper spray. He is what one might call a well seasoned veteran.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2015, 05:26:15 AM »
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2015, 12:31:54 AM »
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2015, 02:03:26 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2015, 04:16:53 AM »
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.


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