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Started by Big Mac, August 08, 2006, 04:49:09 AM

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Squid

#15
Very true.

Big Mac

#16
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Quote from: "Court"I very hesitantly wish you would bring her on the forum. But I know that that wish is solely for my own cynical amusement, so don't listen to me. :)

I don't know, it'd be pretty fun. But I'm going to respect the sanity of this forum (and lau as well) and not mention this forum in the future to her. Though I think it'd be hilarious to have her here, in the same way it was hilarious to make fun of onlyme.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Whitney

#17
As amusing as it may be to hear some of the strange reasoning people have...thanks for not inviting her.  I had a big enough headache from that last one and this friend of yours appears to be 10 times worse.  If everyone wanted to invite her then I wouldn't protest much, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

You could send her over to the WWGHA forum...they get a bunch of crazies anyway.

Big Mac

#18
Eh, maybe we should consider it when we're a lot bigger here and can drown out the crazies a lot easier like they can at AN. THough I'm itching to mention it each time she talks about my impending damnation. However, this will only fuel her fire in her fanat...I mean faith!

Not to mention she gets upset about me, I mean crying and stuff. She'd probably go suicidal seeing so many non-believers in one place. I want to also spare her a mentally challenging thing like seeing other people's viewpoints.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

McQ

#19
Quote from: "Big Mac"Eh, maybe we should consider it when we're a lot bigger here and can drown out the crazies a lot easier like they can at AN. THough I'm itching to mention it each time she talks about my impending damnation. However, this will only fuel her fire in her fanat...I mean faith!

Not to mention she gets upset about me, I mean crying and stuff. She'd probably go suicidal seeing so many non-believers in one place. I want to also spare her a mentally challenging thing like seeing other people's viewpoints.

You could always try dating her. Maybe that's all she needs.  :D
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

Big Mac

#20
Hahahahaha, rather eat Indian food.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Court

#21
Aw, all she needs is to get laid. That'll mellow her out some. :D
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Big Mac

#22
Maybe if you volunteered for such a Suicide Mission instead of me.....
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Big Mac

#23
ROUND FUCKIN' FOUR!!

Quotes_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:04:13 PM): Hello?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:04:40 PM): hello
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:04:54 PM): What's up?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:05:11 PM): I was sick while a go
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:05:19 PM): I thougth for a momment I was constapated
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:05:24 PM): Really? You always seem sick when I talk to you.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:05:40 PM): Oh man constipation completely sucks
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:05:43 PM): yeah well what can I say Satan hates me
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:05:58 PM): Er?
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:06 PM): Satan causes bowel obstructions?
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:11 PM): Wow, what an....interesting method.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:06:12 PM): just messing with ya
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:22 PM): That's the thing, I dont' know when you're serious or not.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:06:36 PM): I'll let you know when I am and not
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:41 PM): Okay.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:06:42 PM): like just now I let you know that I wasn't
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:51 PM): Well that's true but that is a first.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:07:03 PM): oh
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:07:05 PM): Man, I have so much food now in my pantry.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:07:09 PM): normally Im a goof in real life
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:07:09 PM): And so many have so little.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:07:45 PM): If I wasn't so machiavellian in nature, I might feel a little bit of what they call "survivor's guilt".
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:07:58 PM): lol
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:10:09 PM): But I can't complain too much, that just means there are more suckers born.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:10:12 PM):
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:10:29 PM): Man I wish I were an arms dealer.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:10:42 PM): speaking of arms
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:10:54 PM): I was thinking of joining the Army a couple of days ago
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:10:59 PM): Why?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:10 PM): just to be in uniform
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:10 PM):
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:24 PM): seriously
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:24 PM): I wanted to join
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:11:25 PM): Yeah, you'll look spiffy in your military casket as well.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:40 PM): hey I got some new pics on my myspace
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:11:43 PM): Well you risk your life, I did briefly for money but realized the cause was just too bad.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:11:45 PM): me too!
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:13:14 PM): Do you want to fight in Iraq?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:13:34 PM): no
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:13:43 PM): i want to be the commanding officer who trains the newbes
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:13:50 PM): Uh......
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:14:00 PM): in boot camp
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:14:16 PM): You know how many years you have to be enlisted to do that?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:14:26 PM): no
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:14:26 PM): how many
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:14:34 PM): Well you have to be a Sargeant.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:14:51 PM): uh huh and
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:15:02 PM): Which takes at the very least 5 years if you're good. Keep in mind this is really hard to do even in Infantry (which you wouldn't be able to do because you're a female).
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:15:18 PM): Furthermore, you'd have to be deployed somehwere to have some experience.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:16:03 PM): To be a senior Drill Sargeant takes even more accomplishment.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:16:12 PM): The military is an ugly beast when it comes to rank.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:16:35 PM): beat huh
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:16:41 PM): beast*
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:16:57 PM): Yep, just like a Judas Priest song.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:17:57 PM): Speaking of which, I'm gonna listen to some 80's pseudo-satanic rock.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:18:12 PM): have fun
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:18:18 PM): since that makes you happy
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:18:20 PM): Well I'm not getting offline.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:18:27 PM): Notice I said pseudo.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:18:31 PM): That means fake.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:18:43 PM): oh ok
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:20:47 PM): Actually the randomizer picked Guns N Roses.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:20:56 PM): So are you seriously considering the Armed Forces?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:06 PM): thinking about it
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:15 PM): I was orginaly wanted to Join the Navy
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:21 PM): but since I dont know how to swim
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:21:22 PM): That's a good choice.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:24 PM): that drawed me back
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:21:29 PM): I wish I had chosen that instead.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:21:48 PM): You can use the skills they teach you there a lot easier in civvy life than the Army.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:51 PM): I heard its very hard
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:09 PM): The Navy isn't so bad.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:16 PM): The Army is the second hardest after the Marines.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:22:28 PM): humm I heard different
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:22:35 PM): from an Airforce person
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:22:38 PM): that the Army is supper easy
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:38 PM): Hahaha.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:47 PM): Air Force is the shortest Boot Camp.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:52 PM): Air Force is for wussies.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:23:05 PM): It's only 6 weeks. the Army's is 9 weeks.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:23:12 PM): my best friend has joined the airforce
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:23:18 PM): Eh, good for them.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:23:28 PM): Air Force is for nerdy people who use their brains.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:23:39 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:15 PM): I was just playing around
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:19 PM): jezz
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:24 PM): why do ppl are so serious all the time
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:25:26 PM): Well you made baby jesus cry.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:29 PM): they need to lighten up
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:39 PM): oh so I made baby jesus cry
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:45 PM): oh ok I see how it is
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:25:48 PM): Eh?
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:25:59 PM): Lighten up it's a cocktail party...
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:26:10 PM): um no
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:26:25 PM): it means, where I come from, chill out
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:26:39 PM): nevermind, you don't watch the simpsons.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:26:49 PM): nope I sure dont
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:27:04 PM): Yeah, if you did you'd get the joke.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:27:18 PM): oh well
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:27:55 PM): Hey are you still being bothered by that Muslim guy?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:28:18 PM): nah
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:28:22 PM): its all good man
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:28:29 PM): Muslims are scary.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:28:38 PM): he can't handle this
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:28:41 PM): lol
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:34:04 PM): But free breakfast if a free breakfast.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:34:12 PM):
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:34:34 PM): I usually have classes in the mornings
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:34:42 PM): Though one day rachel kind of spooked me.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:34:42 PM): maybe thats why I never herad of them
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:34:58 PM): spooked
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:35:02 PM): See she was talking about this other girl accepting Jesus and with fervor I've never seen in a clam girl she claimed she was "glowing".
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:35:16 PM): This said girl also parties quite hard and made me smirk in my usual cynical manner.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:35:40 PM): ok are you talking about RAcheal or this girl she is talking about
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:35:51 PM): The girl she is talking about.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:35:55 PM): oh ok
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:35:56 PM): Who happened to also be named Rachel.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:35:57 PM): go on
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:36:02 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:39:53 PM): well thats an understatement
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:39:55 PM): Every religion has it's crazy people.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:03 PM): you know I agree
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:10 PM): we christains are crazy too
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:11 PM): including me
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:15 PM): we do crazy stuff
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:40:16 PM): And like Baskin Robins they all have different flavors (denominations).
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:20 PM): like talk to someone we dont see
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:40:20 PM): Yes, you do.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:40:39 PM): But as long as you keep your place and don't try to force me to follow you, I don't really give a damn.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:52 PM): oh did I force just now
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:53 PM): Im sorry
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:55 PM): wasn't aware of it
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:40:59 PM): Uh.....
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:41:03 PM): I never said that.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:08 PM): oh
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:41:08 PM): I said HYPOTHETICALLY if you guys do.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:15 PM): oh ok
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:25 PM): missunderstood you for a minute there
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:41:36 PM): Most atheists don't honestly care what you guys do as long as you don't impose your beliefs on us.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:52 PM): yep
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:59 PM): I had to learn that
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:42:01 PM): Though I think the In God We Trust on money issue is rather stupid.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:42:10 PM): the hard way unfortunantly
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:42:17 PM): That and the "One Nation under God" in the Pledge.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:42:20 PM): if you say so
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:42:29 PM): I don't say the pledge, so it doesn't bother me.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:42:35 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:17 PM): yoru so funny
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:46:24 PM): And the two bailiffs from Night Court!
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:46:35 PM): and some Midget Ninjas.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:35 PM): there is a difference between a want and a need
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:43 PM):
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:48 PM): ninjas
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:51 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:48:12 PM): a whodawhada
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:48:20 PM): fancy word for me
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:48:33 PM): Machiavelli was an Italian noble who wrote a book called the Prince back about 500 years ago.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:48:44 PM): ok
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:49:28 PM): Im getting tierd already
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:49:37 PM): and woe I have a new message on myspace
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:49:37 PM): It talks (cynically) about how rulers and people in power use various techniques to maintain their power and how people generally are only good because they have to be.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:49:53 PM): High-Machs tend to be amoral.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:49:59 PM): Not toe be mistaken with immoral.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:20 PM): well... that kinda of stuff bores me to tears
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:50:26 PM): Not me.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:27 PM):
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:50:33 PM): I've always thought like that since I was a kid.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:35 PM): I can care less
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:43 PM): awww
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:43 PM): how cute
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:56 PM): I can't imagine you being a kid
s_j_macon: I was just too smart for the family/area I was born into.
s_j_macon: Eh, I hate kids.
s_j_macon: so I was a self-loathing kid.
dalilah rodriguez: I love them
dalilah rodriguez: ppl tell me I have too much patients for kids
s_j_macon: Probably.
s_j_macon: My brother said you posted a picture of a baby covered in throw-up.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: oh my gosh
s_j_macon: What?
s_j_macon: It does kind of look like puke.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon : He's all "Seth Macfarlane! Seth Macfarlane!"
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: well Im already past that
s_j_macon: and handguns.
s_j_macon: I know, and you waste your age.
dalilah rodriguez: well just becaause I can doesnt' mean I have to
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: cuz Im a good girl remember
s_j_macon: Well Ben Franklin said, "Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy!"
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: thats right
dalilah rodriguez: He'll trun water into wine
s_j_macon: Though he'd be like, "Samuel.....you are being sinful..." and I'd be like...."Castin' the first stone, eh Mr. Christ?"
dalilah rodriguez: He is without sin
dalilah rodriguez: so He can but He choose not to condem you and forgives you instead and lets you go
s_j_macon: Huh?
dalilah rodriguez: what
s_j_macon: Samuel is a cooler name than Jesus.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: Samuel killed people....and stuff.
dalilah rodriguez: is that right
s_j_macon: He also had some Action Movie lines.
dalilah rodriguez: like what
s_j_macon: "By the sword that made so many mothers childless, so shall your mother be childless today!" and kills this dude.
s_j_macon: I used to hate that name until my dad showed me the cool passages about Samuel.
s_j_macon: Man I have big ears.
dalilah rodriguez: I little hands
dalilah rodriguez: have*
s_j_macon: that's interesting....
dalilah rodriguez: hey I have to go my friend just called me
s_j_macon: alright.
s_j_macon: seeya later.
dalilah rodriguez: bye
s_j_macon: May the Force be with You.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

silviakjell

#24
I think we should all rest a month or so and then invite your crazy friend over when we get bored.

Whats trolling?
I might be wrong, but Im pretty sure Im right.

Big Mac

#25
Trolling is when you post things just to be a fucking asshole. It's not the same as being rude but providing very valid points along the way (kind of like Aghast off of AN). THe guy ealier in this thread that was nothing but sex jokes was a troll.

ROUND FIVE!!!!

Quotedalilah rodriguez: ignore you?
s_j_macon: Yeah....because you didn't respond right away!
s_j_macon: And that makes me a sad panda
dalilah rodriguez: oh you poor thing
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: indeed.
s_j_macon: Hey I have a question.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: Okay places like Africa where there are tribes that are completely isolated.
dalilah rodriguez: oh great
s_j_macon: If they can never find out about Jesus, do they automatically go to hell?
dalilah rodriguez: another religions question
s_j_macon: Well it perks my curiousity.
dalilah rodriguez: I already told you the answer to that question and it also applies to the children died before hearing about jesus question
s_j_macon: So they go to hell?
dalilah rodriguez: no
dalilah rodriguez: God will take care of them
s_j_macon: Then they go to heaven?
dalilah rodriguez: I serve a Mercyful God
dalilah rodriguez: maybe
s_j_macon: What about Buddha and others who were born before Jesus and couldn't hear his message but were really good people?
dalilah rodriguez: once again like I told you before months ago
dalilah rodriguez: you can be a good person and still go the hell
s_j_macon: So they went to hell?
s_j_macon: Kind of cruel.
dalilah rodriguez: cruel you say
s_j_macon: it's like "YOu won't suffer torture if you accept someone who will be born after you and I will not tell you about them..."
dalilah rodriguez: well its kinda cruel when jesus died for their sins and still didn't believe in Him or accepted His promiss for salvation
dalilah rodriguez:thats cruel
s_j_macon: How is that cruel?
s_j_macon: I merely want proof.
s_j_macon: Concrete, scientifically accurate, historical proof.
dalilah rodriguez: You had proof but you refuse to believe it
s_j_macon: Then I'll believe.
dalilah rodriguez: I go by the facts
dalilah rodriguez: and thats the bible
dalilah rodriguez: the word of God
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: THe bible says insects have four legs.
s_j_macon: And that bats are birds.
s_j_macon: And that rabbits chew the cud.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: and
dalilah rodriguez: what about that
dalilah rodriguez: you are getting off topic here
s_j_macon: No no.
s_j_macon: The bible states inconsistencies regarding science.
dalilah rodriguez: look Sam
dalilah rodriguez: I dont mind aswering you questions
s_j_macon: I'm just stating something I noticed.
dalilah rodriguez: but it gets anoying if you are trying to proove something you know its right
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: I already told you before
dalilah rodriguez: dont argue or debate against me
dalilah rodriguez: I dont like that
s_j_macon: Okay fine.
dalilah rodriguez: you siad you wont
dalilah rodriguez: but your doing it again
s_j_macon: But I had a question and it just seemed mind-boogling it doesn't bother you.
dalilah rodriguez: no I already answered a similar questino to you before
dalilah rodriguez: and we went through that dicussion
dalilah rodriguez: before
s_j_macon: Well I couldn't remember the answer so I'll devote more effort in memory this time.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll try to calm myself down
s_j_macon: That's fine.
dalilah rodriguez: you almost got me pissed off
s_j_macon: Remember, WWJD?
dalilah rodriguez: will you stop that
dalilah rodriguez: stop camparing me with jesus
dalilah rodriguez: Im not perfect
s_j_macon: What? What Would Jesus Do in this situation?
dalilah rodriguez: get that trough
s_j_macon: Well Jesus said to be perfect like your father in heaven. Which means emulate him, right?
dalilah rodriguez: its a goal
dalilah rodriguez: I am not perfect
s_j_macon: Exactly.
dalilah rodriguez: you and I both know that
dalilah rodriguez: I will fail
dalilah rodriguez: I will sin
dalilah rodriguez: I will fall
dalilah rodriguez: and thats ok
dalilah rodriguez: cuz all I have to do with confese
dalilah rodriguez: and Im fogiven
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: and move on
s_j_macon: Hey were you messing with me last night about enlistend?
s_j_macon: enlisting^
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: and
dalilah rodriguez: what about that
s_j_macon: Were you being serious about joining the Armed Forces?
dalilah rodriguez: I was thinking about joining yes
s_j_macon: YOu do know what it entails?
dalilah rodriguez: I always wanted to join since I was in highs chool
dalilah rodriguez: kinda but im sure that I dont know everything
dalilah rodriguez: I know that basic training is hard
dalilah rodriguez: and once I join I am gov. property
s_j_macon: It entails preparing to die.
dalilah rodriguez: so
s_j_macon: Some do it for country, others for God, and I did it for money.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: I'm just saying, you will most likely be sent to Iraq.
dalilah rodriguez: ok and
dalilah rodriguez: em I suppose to be scared
s_j_macon: Well you can easily be killed.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not
dalilah rodriguez: so
s_j_macon: Or you will be forced to kill.
s_j_macon: Kill children.....women.....
dalilah rodriguez: well the Marriens do that
s_j_macon: People wielding weapons who are shooting at you.
dalilah rodriguez: the army just handle the big equipment
s_j_macon: Marines also are crazy government fanatics.
s_j_macon: Uh....
s_j_macon: Nevermind.
dalilah rodriguez: like the tanks
s_j_macon: You obviously have no idea what the Army does.
dalilah rodriguez: nope
s_j_macon: The Army fights also.
s_j_macon: The Marines are the smallest branch.
dalilah rodriguez: well at lest I'll be safe in a ship in the Navy
s_j_macon: They fight as shock troops.
s_j_macon: Yeah until someone bombs your ship like the USS cole
dalilah rodriguez: or fly away with teh Airforce
dalilah rodriguez: kool
s_j_macon: You have to be an officer to fly in the air force.
dalilah rodriguez: I'll hitch hike
s_j_macon: I see.
s_j_macon: Okay whatever.
s_j_macon: Being naive and willing to get yourself killed.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess you are trying to convince me not to join or what
s_j_macon: No, I'm trying to help you realize how big of a decision this is.
s_j_macon: It's dangerous and requires a deep commitment.
dalilah rodriguez: well the Army is a second choice
s_j_macon: What's the first?
dalilah rodriguez: I really wanted to join the Navy
s_j_macon: I thought you couldn't swim.
dalilah rodriguez: oh I can't
s_j_macon: How come you can't swim?
dalilah rodriguez: but I guess this will make me learn by force
s_j_macon: You live on a seaside town?
dalilah rodriguez: I can't breath and swim at the same time
dalilah rodriguez: I know the stroks
dalilah rodriguez: but I can only underwater swim
s_j_macon: .....it's like living in the Himalayas and not knowing anything about mountains.
dalilah rodriguez: but I can only do that for a short peroid at a time
dalilah rodriguez: and I dont know how to keep my head up in deep water
s_j_macon: really?
dalilah rodriguez: nah
s_j_macon: That's pretty odd.
dalilah rodriguez: well actaully I never tried
dalilah rodriguez: since I can't do it in shawllow water
dalilah rodriguez: I guess its the same concept
dalilah rodriguez: in deep
s_j_macon: Well basically.
s_j_macon: I learned swimming on my own.
dalilah rodriguez: thats good
s_j_macon: When I was like 3.
dalilah rodriguez: well my parents never let me near a pool when I was a girl cuz they tell me I dont know how to swim
s_j_macon: Ah.
dalilah rodriguez: typical overprotective parents
s_j_macon: How did you get baptize then?  Just kidding.
dalilah rodriguez: the water was only 3 feet deep
dalilah rodriguez: and I was 16 yrs old when I got babtized
s_j_macon: really?
dalilah rodriguez: I was like 5 feel even back then
s_j_macon: I thought babies got baptized.
dalilah rodriguez: thats only if your catholic
dalilah rodriguez: Im not catholic
s_j_macon: Oh.
s_j_macon: Then that means I wasn't baptized then.
s_j_macon: I think...
dalilah rodriguez: if you say so
dalilah rodriguez: I dont know
s_j_macon: Well I'm not sure nor do I really care.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I heard a saying not too long ago
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: "Its easy to turn away from God but its hard to stay focus on Him"
s_j_macon: True.
dalilah rodriguez: very true
dalilah rodriguez: by the way thank you
s_j_macon: What?
dalilah rodriguez: for not debating or argueing against me
dalilah rodriguez: I appriciate it a bunch
s_j_macon: Well it's pointless.
dalilah rodriguez: thank you
s_j_macon: Neither one of us will listen to the other.
dalilah rodriguez: thats not true
dalilah rodriguez: I listen to what you have to say
dalilah rodriguez: sometimes I disagree with you
s_j_macon: But you just disregard it.
s_j_macon: Which is fine.
s_j_macon: I'm not here to convert or deconvert anyone.
dalilah rodriguez: sometimes I have too SAm
s_j_macon: Well that's your choice, you're free to choose so.
s_j_macon: That doesn't change reality,.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll be honest
dalilah rodriguez: when ever you IM me on yahoo sometims I feel uneasy
dalilah rodriguez: cuz I know you are going to ask questions and expect me to answer the answers you want to hear
s_j_macon: Really?
s_j_macon: Well I ask them because I am curious as to what you believe.
s_j_macon: YOu have to understand I used to be in a very similiar church when I was younger.
dalilah rodriguez: yes I know
s_j_macon: I was never old enough to enjoy what I considered fanaticism.
dalilah rodriguez: your never too old to experience what you consider fanaticism
dalilah rodriguez: tech. your stll young
s_j_macon: But I'm old enough to make life choices.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: I am a legal adult.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
dalilah rodriguez: but your not an old man
s_j_macon: Nor will I be any time soon.
dalilah rodriguez: you never know
dalilah rodriguez: I might die tommorow
dalilah rodriguez: or next week
s_j_macon: Very true.
dalilah rodriguez: or month
dalilah rodriguez: so on
s_j_macon: Just have to live life to the fullest.
dalilah rodriguez: you said it
s_j_macon: We all die.
s_j_macon: Such is a process of life.
s_j_macon: We are born, we live with the Force, help it grow as it helps us grow.
s_j_macon: Then we die, we pass into it. Absorb back into it.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
s_j_macon: Life creates the Force....
s_j_macon: It binds us.....penetrates us...
s_j_macon: I'm sorry....I am such a Star Wars nerd.
s_j_macon: I think Chewbacca is the man
dalilah rodriguez: im back
s_j_macon: welcome back
dalilah rodriguez: sorry I went to used the restroom
s_j_macon: Did I give you permission?
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: So the guy says, "YOu're right Lord, I want to know what women thinks, feel, desire, what makes them tick and all....."
dalilah rodriguez: So how many lanes do you want on that bridge
s_j_macon: God sits there for a second and says, "So do you want a two-lane or four-lane highway, terry?"
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: Are there any Arab people in your school?
dalilah rodriguez: we got quite a few of them yes
dalilah rodriguez: I used to be friends who a Hindew but I hardly see her in campus
dalilah rodriguez: we took a class together
s_j_macon: A Hindu?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: misspelled
s_j_macon: Man their religion is too confusing.
dalilah rodriguez: I dont bother their religion
s_j_macon: They have 150+ gods and each one has multiple uses.
dalilah rodriguez: I care more about being friends
s_j_macon: I used to work for some.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: And their little statues are heavy.
s_j_macon: I helped my boss move them, they're like solid brass or something.
dalilah rodriguez: I would take them and make money off of them by saying get your gods get you gods only 50$ on sale
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Hell that's not a bad idea.
s_j_macon: I thought about opening a religious themed shop to make money.
dalilah rodriguez: basically their are worthless to me
s_j_macon: I'm sure.
s_j_macon: the feeling...
s_j_macon: Is mutual.
dalilah rodriguez: make them seem like their antique or authentic
dalilah rodriguez: or rare
dalilah rodriguez: findings
s_j_macon: Well they're expensive anyway.
dalilah rodriguez: Im so mean
s_j_macon: They are quite detailed so that's why they are expensive.
dalilah rodriguez: to me its just a work of art
s_j_macon: I used to have Buddha but it feel and broke its arms off.
s_j_macon: Eh, to me the Cross is just a torture device.
dalilah rodriguez: it is
dalilah rodriguez: you are right
s_j_macon: Which is kind of morbid how people wear it.
s_j_macon: I always find it funny, like people wearing a little noose on a necklace.
dalilah rodriguez: its symbolized they too have put their old ways to the cross
s_j_macon: or a guilliotine.
dalilah rodriguez: I had one but I lost mines
dalilah rodriguez: and it was cute
dalilah rodriguez: I like it
dalilah rodriguez: my mom got for me on my birthday
s_j_macon: a guillitine?
dalilah rodriguez: no
s_j_macon: A noose?
dalilah rodriguez: a cross necklace
s_j_macon: Oh.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not much of a jewerly person
dalilah rodriguez: only when it comes to facy ocassions like proms or symphonies
s_j_macon: This lady gave me a small silver cross.
dalilah rodriguez: oo can I have it
s_j_macon: When I worked at a motel.
s_j_macon: I made a promise to keep it around me, though I do it out of respect for the old woman.
dalilah rodriguez: thats good
dalilah rodriguez: you had respect for her
dalilah rodriguez: what a gentlemen
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Though I think she did it because she thought I was an Indian.
s_j_macon: She must of been like, "That poor hindu."
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: will I get my head cut off if I do
s_j_macon: Why?
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: What's wrong with Arabs?
s_j_macon: I like their women...
dalilah rodriguez: oh I have nothing against them
dalilah rodriguez: I dont like the way their culture is but its fine
s_j_macon: Eh, it's not so bad.
dalilah rodriguez: I esspecially dont like how muslim men trying to propose to me
s_j_macon: Oh well they're funny.
dalilah rodriguez: I always put them on ignore when they tell me that they are from the middle east
dalilah rodriguez: its a habbit
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: most of them I run into either want to convert me to Islam
dalilah rodriguez: or marry me to get to the USA
dalilah rodriguez: its agrevates me
s_j_macon: Eh.
s_j_macon: Islam is scary
dalilah rodriguez: agrivates*
dalilah rodriguez: how ever you spell it
s_j_macon: Well any religion that demands you convert people scares me.
s_j_macon: aggrevates.
dalilah rodriguez: thank you
dalilah rodriguez: mr dictionary
s_j_macon: Well that's why I have no probelm with Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.
s_j_macon: They don't go around witnessing and converting.
dalilah rodriguez: oh really
s_j_macon: Indeed.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess they are so busy trying to purify themselves that they dont have time to
s_j_macon: Huh?
dalilah rodriguez: thats my guess
dalilah rodriguez: dont take my word for it
s_j_macon: Well not very different from Christianity. YOu have to pray all the time to be forgiven.
dalilah rodriguez: kinda
dalilah rodriguez: we Talk to God personally and He talks to us personally to our spirits
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: its a relationship
dalilah rodriguez: He is more than just a God I can trust
s_j_macon: He's also a financial advisor?
dalilah rodriguez: oh yes He is
dalilah rodriguez: He is my all in all
s_j_macon: I see.
s_j_macon: how is that different from someone who's a Muslim, Jew,etc.?
dalilah rodriguez: Muslims are religios and legalistic
dalilah rodriguez: Jews are all about the laws
dalilah rodriguez: Christianity is about relationship and fellowship with our Lord jesus Christ
dalilah rodriguez: of course theres a lot more
dalilah rodriguez: to that
dalilah rodriguez: thats just a small gereral concept
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: but thats a good question
s_j_macon: Didn't Jesus say he came to fulfill the laws....not destroy them?
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: So that means kosher would still be in effect.
dalilah rodriguez: jesus also said He is the law
dalilah rodriguez: hey I have to go I need to get dressed
s_j_macon: Oh...that's hot.
dalilah rodriguez: my sister needs to go to work
dalilah rodriguez: I have to drp her off
s_j_macon: okay.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah right
dalilah rodriguez: ttyl
s_j_macon: May the Force be with.
dalilah rodriguez: and yes the "force" be with me   I know
dalilah rodriguez: bye
s_j_macon: Bye
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Quote from: "Big Mac"Trolling is when you post things just to be a fucking asshole. It's not the same as being rude but providing very valid points along the way (kind of like Aghast off of AN). THe guy ealier in this thread that was nothing but sex jokes was a troll.

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Quotedalilah rodriguez: ignore you?
s_j_macon: Yeah....because you didn't respond right away!
s_j_macon: And that makes me a sad panda
dalilah rodriguez: oh you poor thing
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: indeed.
s_j_macon: Hey I have a question.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: Okay places like Africa where there are tribes that are completely isolated.
dalilah rodriguez: oh great
s_j_macon: If they can never find out about Jesus, do they automatically go to hell?
dalilah rodriguez: another religions question
s_j_macon: Well it perks my curiousity.
dalilah rodriguez: I already told you the answer to that question and it also applies to the children died before hearing about jesus question
s_j_macon: So they go to hell?
dalilah rodriguez: no
dalilah rodriguez: God will take care of them
s_j_macon: Then they go to heaven?
dalilah rodriguez: I serve a Mercyful God
dalilah rodriguez: maybe
s_j_macon: What about Buddha and others who were born before Jesus and couldn't hear his message but were really good people?
dalilah rodriguez: once again like I told you before months ago
dalilah rodriguez: you can be a good person and still go the hell
s_j_macon: So they went to hell?
s_j_macon: Kind of cruel.
dalilah rodriguez: cruel you say
s_j_macon: it's like "YOu won't suffer torture if you accept someone who will be born after you and I will not tell you about them..."
dalilah rodriguez: well its kinda cruel when jesus died for their sins and still didn't believe in Him or accepted His promiss for salvation
dalilah rodriguez: thats cruel
s_j_macon: How is that cruel?
s_j_macon: I merely want proof.
s_j_macon: Concrete, scientifically accurate, historical proof.
dalilah rodriguez: You had proof but you refuse to believe it
s_j_macon: Then I'll believe.
dalilah rodriguez: I go by the facts
dalilah rodriguez: and thats the bible
dalilah rodriguez: the word of God
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: THe bible says insects have four legs.
s_j_macon: And that bats are birds.
s_j_macon: And that rabbits chew the cud.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: and
dalilah rodriguez: what about that
dalilah rodriguez: you are getting off topic here
s_j_macon: No no.
s_j_macon: The bible states inconsistencies regarding science.
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: look Sam
dalilah rodriguez: I dont mind aswering you questions
s_j_macon: I'm just stating something I noticed.
dalilah rodriguez: but it gets anoying if you are trying to proove something you know its right
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: I already told you before
dalilah rodriguez: dont argue or debate against me
dalilah rodriguez: I dont like that
s_j_macon: Okay fine.
dalilah rodriguez: you siad you wont
dalilah rodriguez: but your doing it again
s_j_macon: But I had a question and it just seemed mind-boogling it doesn't bother you.
dalilah rodriguez: no I already answered a similar questino to you before
dalilah rodriguez: and we went through that dicussion
dalilah rodriguez: before
s_j_macon: Well I couldn't remember the answer so I'll devote more effort in memory this time.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll try to calm myself down
s_j_macon: That's fine.
dalilah rodriguez: you almost got me pissed off
s_j_macon: Remember, WWJD?
dalilah rodriguez: will you stop that
dalilah rodriguez: stop camparing me with jesus
dalilah rodriguez: Im not perfect
s_j_macon: What? What Would Jesus Do in this situation?
dalilah rodriguez: get that trough
s_j_macon: Well Jesus said to be perfect like your father in heaven. Which means emulate him, right?
dalilah rodriguez: its a goal
dalilah rodriguez: I am not perfect
s_j_macon: Exactly.
dalilah rodriguez: you and I both know that
dalilah rodriguez: I will fail
dalilah rodriguez: I will sin
dalilah rodriguez: I will fall
dalilah rodriguez: and thats ok
dalilah rodriguez: cuz all I have to do with confese
dalilah rodriguez: and Im fogiven
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: and move on
s_j_macon: Hey were you messing with me last night about enlistend?
s_j_macon: enlisting^
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: and
dalilah rodriguez: what about that
s_j_macon: Were you being serious about joining the Armed Forces?
dalilah rodriguez: I was thinking about joining yes
s_j_macon: YOu do know what it entails?
dalilah rodriguez: I always wanted to join since I was in highs chool
dalilah rodriguez: kinda but im sure that I dont know everything
dalilah rodriguez: I know that basic training is hard
dalilah rodriguez: and once I join I am gov. property
s_j_macon: It entails preparing to die.
dalilah rodriguez: so
s_j_macon: Some do it for country, others for God, and I did it for money.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: I'm just saying, you will most likely be sent to Iraq.
dalilah rodriguez: ok and
dalilah rodriguez: em I suppose to be scared
s_j_macon: Well you can easily be killed.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not
dalilah rodriguez: so
s_j_macon: Or you will be forced to kill.
s_j_macon: Kill children.....women.....
dalilah rodriguez: well the Marriens do that
s_j_macon: People wielding weapons who are shooting at you.
dalilah rodriguez: the army just handle the big equipment
s_j_macon: Marines also are crazy government fanatics.
s_j_macon: Uh....
s_j_macon: Nevermind.
dalilah rodriguez: like the tanks
s_j_macon: You obviously have no idea what the Army does.
dalilah rodriguez: nope
s_j_macon: The Army fights also.
s_j_macon: The Marines are the smallest branch.
dalilah rodriguez: well at lest I'll be safe in a ship in the Navy
s_j_macon: They fight as shock troops.
s_j_macon: Yeah until someone bombs your ship like the USS cole
dalilah rodriguez: or fly away with teh Airforce
dalilah rodriguez: kool
s_j_macon: You have to be an officer to fly in the air force.
dalilah rodriguez: I'll hitch hike
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: I see.
s_j_macon: Okay whatever.
s_j_macon: Being naive and willing to get yourself killed.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess you are trying to convince me not to join or what
s_j_macon: No, I'm trying to help you realize how big of a decision this is.
s_j_macon: It's dangerous and requires a deep commitment.
dalilah rodriguez: well the Army is a second choice
s_j_macon: What's the first?
dalilah rodriguez: I really wanted to join the Navy
s_j_macon: I thought you couldn't swim.
dalilah rodriguez: oh I can't
s_j_macon: How come you can't swim?
dalilah rodriguez: but I guess this will make me learn by force
s_j_macon: You live on a seaside town?
dalilah rodriguez: I can't breath and swim at the same time
dalilah rodriguez: I know the stroks
dalilah rodriguez: but I can only underwater swim
s_j_macon: .....it's like living in the Himalayas and not knowing anything about mountains.
dalilah rodriguez: but I can only do that for a short peroid at a time
dalilah rodriguez: and I dont know how to keep my head up in deep water
s_j_macon: really?
dalilah rodriguez: nah
s_j_macon: That's pretty odd.
dalilah rodriguez: well actaully I never tried
dalilah rodriguez: since I can't do it in shawllow water
dalilah rodriguez: I guess its the same concept
dalilah rodriguez: in deep
s_j_macon: Well basically.
s_j_macon: I learned swimming on my own.
dalilah rodriguez: thats good
s_j_macon: When I was like 3.
dalilah rodriguez: well my parents never let me near a pool when I was a girl cuz they tell me I dont know how to swim
s_j_macon: Ah.
dalilah rodriguez: typical overprotective parents
s_j_macon: How did you get baptize then?  Just kidding.
dalilah rodriguez: the water was only 3 feet deep
dalilah rodriguez: and I was 16 yrs old when I got babtized
s_j_macon: really?
dalilah rodriguez: I was like 5 feel even back then
s_j_macon: I thought babies got baptized.
dalilah rodriguez: thats only if your catholic
dalilah rodriguez: Im not catholic
s_j_macon: Oh.
s_j_macon: Then that means I wasn't baptized then.
s_j_macon: I think...
dalilah rodriguez: if you say so
dalilah rodriguez: I dont know
s_j_macon: Well I'm not sure nor do I really care.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I heard a saying not too long ago
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: "Its easy to turn away from God but its hard to stay focus on Him"
s_j_macon: True.
dalilah rodriguez: very true
dalilah rodriguez: by the way thank you
s_j_macon: What?
dalilah rodriguez: for not debating or argueing against me
dalilah rodriguez: I appriciate it a bunch
s_j_macon: Well it's pointless.
dalilah rodriguez: thank you
s_j_macon: Neither one of us will listen to the other.
dalilah rodriguez: thats not true
dalilah rodriguez: I listen to what you have to say
dalilah rodriguez: sometimes I disagree with you
s_j_macon: But you just disregard it.
s_j_macon: Which is fine.
s_j_macon: I'm not here to convert or deconvert anyone.
dalilah rodriguez: sometimes I have too SAm
s_j_macon: Well that's your choice, you're free to choose so.
s_j_macon: That doesn't change reality,.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll be honest
dalilah rodriguez: when ever you IM me on yahoo sometims I feel uneasy
dalilah rodriguez: cuz I know you are going to ask questions and expect me to answer the answers you want to hear
s_j_macon: Really?
s_j_macon: Well I ask them because I am curious as to what you believe.
s_j_macon: YOu have to understand I used to be in a very similiar church when I was younger.
dalilah rodriguez: yes I know
s_j_macon: I was never old enough to enjoy what I considered fanaticism.
dalilah rodriguez: your never too old to experience what you consider fanaticism
dalilah rodriguez: tech. your stll young
s_j_macon: But I'm old enough to make life choices.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: I am a legal adult.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
dalilah rodriguez: but your not an old man
s_j_macon: Nor will I be any time soon.
dalilah rodriguez: you never know
dalilah rodriguez: I might die tommorow
dalilah rodriguez: or next week
s_j_macon: Very true.
dalilah rodriguez: or month
dalilah rodriguez: so on
s_j_macon: Just have to live life to the fullest.
dalilah rodriguez: you said it
s_j_macon: We all die.
s_j_macon: Such is a process of life.
s_j_macon: We are born, we live with the Force, help it grow as it helps us grow.
s_j_macon: Then we die, we pass into it. Absorb back into it.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
s_j_macon: Life creates the Force....
s_j_macon: It binds us.....penetrates us...
s_j_macon: I'm sorry....I am such a Star Wars nerd.
s_j_macon: I think Chewbacca is the man
dalilah rodriguez: im back
s_j_macon: welcome back
dalilah rodriguez: sorry I went to used the restroom
s_j_macon: Did I give you permission?
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: So the guy says, "YOu're right Lord, I want to know what women thinks, feel, desire, what makes them tick and all....."
dalilah rodriguez: So how many lanes do you want on that bridge
s_j_macon: God sits there for a second and says, "So do you want a two-lane or four-lane highway, terry?"
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: Are there any Arab people in your school?
dalilah rodriguez: we got quite a few of them yes
dalilah rodriguez: I used to be friends who a Hindew but I hardly see her in campus
dalilah rodriguez: we took a class together
s_j_macon: A Hindu?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: misspelled
s_j_macon: Man their religion is too confusing.
dalilah rodriguez: I dont bother their religion
s_j_macon: They have 150+ gods and each one has multiple uses.
dalilah rodriguez: I care more about being friends
s_j_macon: I used to work for some.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: And their little statues are heavy.
s_j_macon: I helped my boss move them, they're like solid brass or something.
dalilah rodriguez: I would take them and make money off of them by saying get your gods get you gods only 50$ on sale
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Hell that's not a bad idea.
s_j_macon: I thought about opening a religious themed shop to make money.
dalilah rodriguez: basically their are worthless to me
s_j_macon: I'm sure.
s_j_macon: the feeling...
s_j_macon: Is mutual.
dalilah rodriguez: make them seem like their antique or authentic
dalilah rodriguez: or rare
dalilah rodriguez: findings
s_j_macon: Well they're expensive anyway.
dalilah rodriguez: Im so mean
s_j_macon: They are quite detailed so that's why they are expensive.
dalilah rodriguez: to me its just a work of art
s_j_macon: I used to have Buddha but it feel and broke its arms off.
s_j_macon: Eh, to me the Cross is just a torture device.
dalilah rodriguez: it is
dalilah rodriguez: you are right
s_j_macon: Which is kind of morbid how people wear it.
s_j_macon: I always find it funny, like people wearing a little noose on a necklace.
dalilah rodriguez: its symbolized they too have put their old ways to the cross
s_j_macon: or a guilliotine.
dalilah rodriguez: I had one but I lost mines
dalilah rodriguez: and it was cute
dalilah rodriguez: I like it
dalilah rodriguez: my mom got for me on my birthday
s_j_macon: a guillitine?
dalilah rodriguez: no
s_j_macon: A noose?
dalilah rodriguez: a cross necklace
s_j_macon: Oh.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not much of a jewerly person
dalilah rodriguez: only when it comes to facy ocassions like proms or symphonies
s_j_macon: This lady gave me a small silver cross.
dalilah rodriguez: oo can I have it
s_j_macon: When I worked at a motel.
s_j_macon: I made a promise to keep it around me, though I do it out of respect for the old woman.
dalilah rodriguez: thats good
dalilah rodriguez: you had respect for her
dalilah rodriguez: what a gentlemen
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Though I think she did it because she thought I was an Indian.
s_j_macon: She must of been like, "That poor hindu."
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: will I get my head cut off if I do
s_j_macon: Why?
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: What's wrong with Arabs?
s_j_macon: I like their women...
dalilah rodriguez: oh I have nothing against them
dalilah rodriguez: I dont like the way their culture is but its fine
s_j_macon: Eh, it's not so bad.
dalilah rodriguez: I esspecially dont like how muslim men trying to propose to me
s_j_macon: Oh well they're funny.
dalilah rodriguez: I always put them on ignore when they tell me that they are from the middle east
dalilah rodriguez: its a habbit
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: most of them I run into either want to convert me to Islam
dalilah rodriguez: or marry me to get to the USA
dalilah rodriguez: its agrevates me
s_j_macon: Eh.
s_j_macon: Islam is scary
dalilah rodriguez: agrivates*
dalilah rodriguez: how ever you spell it
s_j_macon: Well any religion that demands you convert people scares me.
s_j_macon: aggrevates.
dalilah rodriguez: thank you
dalilah rodriguez: mr dictionary
s_j_macon: Well that's why I have no probelm with Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.
s_j_macon: They don't go around witnessing and converting.
dalilah rodriguez: oh really
s_j_macon: Indeed.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess they are so busy trying to purify themselves that they dont have time to
s_j_macon: Huh?
dalilah rodriguez: thats my guess
dalilah rodriguez: dont take my word for it
s_j_macon: Well not very different from Christianity. YOu have to pray all the time to be forgiven.
dalilah rodriguez: kinda
dalilah rodriguez: we Talk to God personally and He talks to us personally to our spirits
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: its a relationship
dalilah rodriguez: He is more than just a God I can trust
s_j_macon: He's also a financial advisor?
dalilah rodriguez: oh yes He is
dalilah rodriguez: He is my all in all
s_j_macon: I see.
s_j_macon: how is that different from someone who's a Muslim, Jew,etc.?
dalilah rodriguez: Muslims are religios and legalistic
dalilah rodriguez: Jews are all about the laws
dalilah rodriguez: Christianity is about relationship and fellowship with our Lord jesus Christ
dalilah rodriguez: of course theres a lot more
dalilah rodriguez: to that
dalilah rodriguez: thats just a small gereral concept
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: but thats a good question
s_j_macon: Didn't Jesus say he came to fulfill the laws....not destroy them?
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: So that means kosher would still be in effect.
dalilah rodriguez: jesus also said He is the law
dalilah rodriguez: hey I have to go I need to get dressed
s_j_macon: Oh...that's hot.
dalilah rodriguez: my sister needs to go to work
dalilah rodriguez: I have to drp her off
s_j_macon: okay.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah right
dalilah rodriguez: ttyl
s_j_macon: May the Force be with.
dalilah rodriguez: and yes the "force" be with me   I know
dalilah rodriguez: bye
s_j_macon: Bye

These are fast becoming my favorite posts!
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

Big Mac

#27
I know McQ, they're so good they have to be fattening! Everytime she logs on I'm just hoping for another way to point out her idiocy regarding her religion. She fully believes in it no matter what and will not falter. That's what makes her scary!
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Court

#28
These are definitely my favorite posts. She's like a little automaton.
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Scuttling across the floors of silent seas
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Big Mac

#29
Round 5.5

Quotes_j_macon: Dude I just burened myself on an iron
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: It smarts, but not a genius.
dalilah rodriguez: well I guess you wont make it in hell
s_j_macon: Man Hell is gonna be great.
s_j_macon: me and Satan are gonna be playing poker all day.
s_j_macon: And then Hitler and stalin are going to come by every other weekend and play Pictionary with us.
dalilah rodriguez: I doubt that
s_j_macon: You're right...
s_j_macon: It'll probably be Monopoly instead.
dalilah rodriguez: no
s_j_macon: No...not Parcheesi!!!
dalilah rodriguez: Sam thats enough
dalilah rodriguez: k
dalilah rodriguez: alright
s_j_macon: Hey you brought up hell, not me.
dalilah rodriguez: only to make a point
s_j_macon: .....
s_j_macon: Hell does not faze me.
dalilah rodriguez: but I didn't over do it
dalilah rodriguez has signed out. (8/14/2006 6:33 PM)

s_j_macon: You basically said that your god will send me straight to a fiery pit forever and that's not over doing it?
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