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Title: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on November 13, 2016, 09:06:45 AM
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on November 13, 2016, 09:10:50 AM
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 13, 2016, 10:15:00 AM
:lol: Good ones!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on November 13, 2016, 03:03:07 PM
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on March 22, 2017, 04:59:34 PM
This was made me chortle.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGIrRI76.jpg&hash=62effd1ac42c2bab87b2e86cf7fe44f42f91d76c)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on March 22, 2017, 05:05:20 PM
Ooer, Tank, only getting boxes in you posts, no pics.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on March 22, 2017, 06:04:00 PM
I think that's because they are facebook links and they appear to stop working after a while.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: No one on March 22, 2017, 10:29:55 PM
(http://?) Tank:
I think that's because they are faceplace links and they appear to stop working after a while.

Or because making fun of the almighty is no laughing matter! (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on March 23, 2017, 06:42:23 AM
Quote from: No one on March 22, 2017, 10:29:55 PM
(http://?) Tank:
I think that's because they are faceplace links and they appear to stop working after a while.

Or because making fun of the almighty is no laughing matter! (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876)
Now that would be something wouldn't it!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on March 23, 2017, 03:04:56 PM
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This was passed out last week at a church for Ash Wednesday Mass,...a church with butt ashes is one I as Father Bruno could probably work at. 8)
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on March 28, 2017, 04:41:30 PM
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on April 03, 2017, 04:50:32 PM
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on April 07, 2017, 04:13:24 PM
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on April 11, 2017, 06:07:29 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a1/1e/e9/a11ee916fbed98ab1766d71351316589.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on April 11, 2017, 06:35:21 AM
One more... ;D

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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Guardian85 on April 11, 2017, 12:15:04 PM
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 03, 2017, 03:15:18 PM
This really made me laugh...just love the look on this guy's face.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzfrhRjA.jpg&hash=575a6ed8e387ca037ffa3c59a2639b8af64669ae)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 04:28:51 PM
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on May 03, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 04:28:51 PM
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 07:06:15 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 03, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 04:28:51 PM
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

Here's my theory... :notsure:
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 04, 2017, 01:15:55 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 03, 2017, 03:15:18 PM
This really made me laugh...just love the look on this guy's face.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzfrhRjA.jpg&hash=575a6ed8e387ca037ffa3c59a2639b8af64669ae)

I laughed so hard at the expression!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 05, 2017, 03:07:36 PM
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 05, 2017, 04:03:25 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 03, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 04:28:51 PM
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

While I realize you weren't looking for a serious answer, in the Gospels he got hungry, thirsty and tired, and experienced all aspects of human experience.  So, yes, he pooped.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 05, 2017, 06:06:41 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 05, 2017, 04:03:25 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 03, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 04:28:51 PM
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

While I realize you weren't looking for a serious answer, in the Gospels he got hungry, thirsty and tired, and experienced all aspects of human experience.  So, yes, he pooped.

Thank you, and while I was being somewhat flippant, I can remember having somewhat similar conversations with some Christians with regards to a tendency nowadays to value things of the Spirit and the next world as being more meaningful than the ordinary things of the flesh and the present...didn't early Christian's in an effort to extol the divinity of Jesus say since he walked on water, that if he was to walk along the seashore, he wouldn't even make footprints? Certainly if no footprints, then we couldn't have him pooping, or god forbid getting married to a woman like Mary Magdalen for example.

Interestingly enough if you do an online search for "Did Jesus Poop" you do get an awful amount of results, including serious discussions, lots of kid references, videos and some weird images.

One day I can only hope to have an opportunity to explain this to the IT department regarding this particular search on my work lap-top.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on June 05, 2017, 07:56:26 PM
Quotea woman like Mary Magdalen

Magdalen...Magdalena....Interesting....
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 08, 2017, 06:57:41 PM
Not really a meme, but just in case anyone was wondering if there is an "Alt God".

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fop44TTc.jpg&hash=39a1ef23b2d037ce3b7397f77e79a9533db1328d)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 09, 2017, 03:00:57 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 08, 2017, 06:57:41 PM
Not really a meme, but justt in case anyone was wondering if there is an "Alt God".

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fop44TTc.jpg&hash=39a1ef23b2d037ce3b7397f77e79a9533db1328d)

For me their is.  The true God is love.  The Alt-God sends people to burning hell for eternity.  Can't have both.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on June 09, 2017, 03:23:28 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 08, 2017, 06:57:41 PM
Not really a meme, but just in case anyone was wondering if there is an "Alt God".

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fop44TTc.jpg&hash=39a1ef23b2d037ce3b7397f77e79a9533db1328d)

Actually sounds just like the god of the likes of Trump and his followers and supporters. And those god-fearin' militia-men who are agin everything federal.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Sandra Craft on June 09, 2017, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 03, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 04:28:51 PM
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

I always assumed he did, since I was taught that Jesus, while in human form, was fully human.  And since he was eating and drinking in human form . . . well, the excess has to go somewhere.

And all human Jesus' other muscles worked like ordinary muscles, so why wouldn't the penis?  Unless he was born neutered, as Mags suggests.  But in that case, could he truly be referred to as the son of god?

Of course, some Xtians think Jesus was simultaneously fully human and fully divine, so who knows?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on June 09, 2017, 07:38:38 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 09, 2017, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 03, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 04:28:51 PM
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

I always assumed he did, since I was taught that Jesus, while in human form, was fully human.  And since he was eating and drinking in human form . . . well, the excess has to go somewhere.

And all human Jesus' other muscles worked like ordinary muscles, so why wouldn't the penis?  Unless he was born neutered, as Mags suggests.  But in that case, could he truly be referred to as the son of god?

Of course, some Xtians think Jesus was simultaneously fully human and fully divine, so who knows?

Ah, well, it seems there is this supposedly lost gospel (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/the-ancient-manuscript-that-proves-jesus-married-mary-magdalene-and-had-children-a6982836.html) about what JC and Mary Magdalene got up to.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 13, 2017, 03:14:46 PM
Anywho, and on more serious note...after a couple of months of investigation I've finally discovered the source:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FcA5Schh.jpg&hash=078b99fc55a8cadf2f4534e7e4a0b95c9b810bf6)


I like this!
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on June 14, 2017, 12:42:53 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 09, 2017, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 03, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 03, 2017, 04:28:51 PM
^^^
His eyes are missing the iris!  :o

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

I always assumed he did, since I was taught that Jesus, while in human form, was fully human.  And since he was eating and drinking in human form . . . well, the excess has to go somewhere.

And all human Jesus' other muscles worked like ordinary muscles, so why wouldn't the penis?  Unless he was born neutered, as Mags suggests.  But in that case, could he truly be referred to as the son of god?

Of course, some Xtians think Jesus was simultaneously fully human and fully divine, so who knows?

The penis isn't a muscle. It's just a tube inside another tube that the outter tube fulls up with blood and the inner tube lets out stuff. All the hardness is just blood.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Sandra Craft on June 14, 2017, 01:23:22 AM
Quote from: Arturo on June 14, 2017, 12:42:53 AM

The penis isn't a muscle. It's just a tube inside another tube that the outter tube fulls up with blood and the inner tube lets out stuff. All the hardness is just blood.

Amazing.  I'll never again sneer at men for not knowing anything about clitorises.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on June 14, 2017, 04:56:45 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 14, 2017, 01:23:22 AM
Quote from: Arturo on June 14, 2017, 12:42:53 AM

The penis isn't a muscle. It's just a tube inside another tube that the outter tube fulls up with blood and the inner tube lets out stuff. All the hardness is just blood.

Amazing.  I'll never again sneer at men for not knowing anything about clitorises.

Well I don't know much about them either besides women like it when you touch them (although I don't know how to technique-wise) and that it resembles a penis. Hence the saying "penises are just enlarged clitoris". There may have been some lie I was told by a girl that said girls pee out the other hole in the front.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 27, 2017, 03:23:05 PM
I like this first one a lot, would like to have a t-shirt which read that.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F290cq8r.jpg&hash=29816a4b67015e7528723dcd453dcbeebdc03810)

Christians aren't really that smart are they.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FLpFqaah.jpg&hash=484f0c84abc0f8c26e83919008ff1fc40e54dcc8)

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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on July 18, 2017, 03:02:53 PM
Haha this is funny!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fg3RqyDD.jpg&hash=da6d01eecb76b6de2a5ed58a38e3600720ec14e1)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 19, 2017, 12:58:56 AM
^ :snicker:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on July 21, 2017, 02:57:55 PM
He's cool with it damn't!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fd9cnjFe.jpg&hash=980e7c76b00d7fe4a618a112d271355bd3139562)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on July 21, 2017, 04:52:58 PM
All those signs the people in green are holding look to be in Mandarin or something similar.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on July 22, 2017, 08:42:17 PM
Quote from: Arturo on July 21, 2017, 04:52:58 PM
All those signs the people in green are holding look to be in Mandarin or something similar.

The people in the green are cops, religious asses with the signs are behind them..., butt I think the ones in green are Vulcans.


Get Back To Work Davin!
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Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on July 24, 2017, 06:45:55 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on July 22, 2017, 08:42:17 PM
Get Back To Work Davin!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjtobiIz.jpg&hash=48ec28fbf1fd57a49c34323c8078ede3544eff7f)
Yes. Get Back To Work Davin!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on July 24, 2017, 06:48:50 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffreelancechristianity.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F08%2Ffeeding-50001.jpg&hash=c962401a0c58d9aef9c8383136602c072445c883)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffreelancechristianity.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F08%2FhB87FB409.jpg&hash=7329b8f96476c1c8485b6267bdf19718d720a174)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on July 24, 2017, 07:09:22 AM
I think one of the reasons I stopped believing was that nobody would let me believe in my ideas I had about God. They all had to defer me from my own way of thinking. So I just gave up all together. :rofl:


Also Mags :shooty: :far out:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Davin on July 24, 2017, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on July 24, 2017, 06:45:55 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on July 22, 2017, 08:42:17 PM
Get Back To Work Davin!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjtobiIz.jpg&hash=48ec28fbf1fd57a49c34323c8078ede3544eff7f)
Yes. Get Back To Work Davin!
Relax Bruno and Mags, I got this!
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-12-2015/MPgDqB.gif)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on July 24, 2017, 05:54:27 PM
^^^ I saw a part of a movie with that guy and Ice Cube. It was called Fist Fight. Hilarious!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on August 02, 2017, 01:18:04 PM
I like this one a lot!  8)


(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FvcC20os.jpg&hash=a3de0258335489640ac583ca98d068b1c1781610)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on August 02, 2017, 05:55:06 PM
I had a thought the other day. It's what popped into my mind when Mexican Jesus died in American Gods. The religion of christianity preaches forgiveness (or at least it did for a time). Well who was forgiven? The vague "us". But we didn't do anything. We didn't do anything to the Jews or to Jesus. In fact, the old testament was wrought with God punishing the Jews, his own people. Well when the Jews killed Jesus aka God, who would really be getting even then? The Jews. The Jews were the ones forgiven by the God of the Jews for doing...whatever it is they kept doing. And they did that by punishing and beating their God to death, who was the one doing that to them up until the point. Eye for an eye right? It seems the ones who were forgiven was in fact "us" as long as that "us" is jewish.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on August 11, 2017, 03:33:57 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGkTqCrs.png&hash=48a6ef4acbc5abd899b29d5b8d94c43375712d43)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on August 17, 2017, 02:11:16 AM
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/272568556430950411/347547241117908992/IMG_6861.png)

This is disgusting to me on so many levels
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 18, 2017, 10:29:13 PM
That's satire, right? Right? :notsure:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Arturo on August 19, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 18, 2017, 10:29:13 PM
That's satire, right? Right? :notsure:

It's satire. Taking a look a the website in the photo tells you that.

From the 'masturbators anonymous" section

Quote7. We humbly asked Lonnie to remove our shortcomings, and administer his Golden Shower of Redemption upon us.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on September 17, 2017, 05:33:16 AM
Steven Colbert legitimately founds the church : Our Lady of Exemption,  For real.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg

Great fun in a grimly realistic sort of way.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on September 17, 2017, 08:03:22 AM
Quote from: Icarus on September 17, 2017, 05:33:16 AM
Steven Colbert legitimately founds the church : Our Lady of Exemption,  For real.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg

Great fun in a grimly realistic sort of way.
That is one form of sickness that has not really established itself in the UK. There are branches of American religiocons (maybe a neologism there!)  in the UK but they do not seem do attractive (and I think our tax and fraud laws are tighter).

However, one guy at work was a member of the Brit branch of one - I remember the effect on him when the head honcho was found guilty of just about every financial offence (plus a few "religious" ones, like greed) and sexual offences. Took a long time to get over it but he remained a dedicated religionista. I found it very difficult to have any sympathy for him.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on September 19, 2017, 02:38:28 PM
This isn't a meme, but where else do you put something like this?

The guy that owns this van delivers newspapers to our office building, so I've seen his van parked outside for years, but yesterday when I arrive at work I noticed he had some new lettering on the side of the van (Entire van is covered with this stuff including similar pictures on the side, plus the front, both sides and rear are covered with more of random verses, and other shit)

So I snapped this picture, and walked up to the side of it to take a picture of the new verse on the side, but then realized the owner was sitting in the van drinking coffee, and he gave me a weird look so I turned and ran away.

New verse on the side said something about how God was "Ratcheting up the heat in hell for all of us atheist, non-believers...anyway I just don't understand how someone can drive around in something like this...imagine if this was your neighbor? 

(https://i.imgur.com/o28MoAC.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on September 19, 2017, 02:46:37 PM
FrB wrote:
Quote...anyway I just don't understand how someone can drive around in something like this...

Easy if you have more dollars than brains cells!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on September 19, 2017, 09:00:54 PM
See that sticker on the back of the van?  That dude does not read his bible carefully enough. 

I find it amusing....and slightly annoying... that deep end xtians spout bible verses that suit them but never the verses that do not comply with the "God is love" thing.

Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on September 19, 2017, 09:35:06 PM
In the window of a church in town a sign reads, "God does not have favourites".

Maybe not, but he apparently does have those he hates or cannot be bothered to protect. Those that he subjects to disease, afflictions, pain, disfigurement; whom he kills with fire, with knives, bullets and bombs. He has been a killer since he was invented so why change now?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: No one on September 19, 2017, 11:49:30 PM
Well, it god 2.0. The kinder and gentler megalomaniac. Everyone is excepted, unless you're gay, you support abortion rights, or simply do not subscribe to groveling for its everlasting mercy.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on October 05, 2017, 04:24:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/H8BJyJg.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 05, 2017, 11:42:25 PM
Ooh!  :computerwave:

The only one that stands out from that group of made ups is the dinosaur.  :notsure:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on October 07, 2017, 10:42:54 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 05, 2017, 11:42:25 PM
Ooh!  :computerwave:

The only one that stands out from that group of made ups is the dinosaur.  :notsure:


Very Good xSP, you certainly are a good student...one of our best. You get a gold star today!

:thumbsup2:






Carbs are biblically sanctioned. Paleo diets go against the spirit of the lord. Amen.

(https://i.imgur.com/Rwm3wzH.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on November 01, 2017, 07:22:30 PM
Interesting religious test, though I think the real answer is actually missing. Shouldn't one of the multiple choices be, " Monetary Donations"?


(https://i.imgur.com/2OwBe8S.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 01, 2017, 08:50:46 PM
^That's speciesism!  ::)

Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on November 03, 2017, 01:12:03 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 01, 2017, 08:50:46 PM
^That's speciesism!  ::)

Yes, and one of the foundations of religion: Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; and let them rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over the cattle and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth...Jesus Christ taught that a person is worth more than many sparrows, so fuck sparrows. ::)


(https://i.imgur.com/rOF7XH7.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/sl3ml49.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on November 03, 2017, 02:22:47 PM
QuoteJesus Christ taught that a person is worth more than many sparrows . . .

And he was right! After all there is a good neal for about thirty people on the average human, take about 300 sparrows to equal that!

:grin:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on November 07, 2017, 11:14:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XKIZYRe.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on November 14, 2017, 03:10:07 PM
Smart kid. ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/CsnI2LV.jpg)

Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on November 14, 2017, 05:21:33 PM
^
Hilarious!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on November 16, 2017, 01:56:48 PM
More religious intelligence on display.

(https://i.imgur.com/jarY4iS.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on November 16, 2017, 02:58:41 PM
^
She probably means she is not going to allow her mind to be sullied by all this unholy logic and rationality stuff, a virgin mind, devoid of all earthly meaningfulness, no sinful seed of growth in there!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on November 23, 2017, 06:38:21 AM
(https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23794846_10159578017780023_6118251877191943753_n.jpg?oh=5611f1f80b4f9d2b94b9a53e92fcf72b&oe=5AD70A23)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Guardian85 on November 23, 2017, 08:26:06 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi992.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faf41%2FDUCHESS_08%2F41_Funny_Pictures__Numaga_com-1.jpg&hash=6c94da2cd538376a673fe0b7d02221b28dcb4278)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on November 29, 2017, 09:48:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tF7KwaM.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on November 29, 2017, 09:53:48 PM
^
:D
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on November 30, 2017, 02:10:02 PM
I know feminist who didn't get this memo and now realize they've been doing it all wrong.

(https://i.imgur.com/XIMG4g7.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dave on November 30, 2017, 03:00:10 PM
Allefuckingluiah! The crap goes marching on!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on December 08, 2017, 09:05:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JJFh2e6.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Essie Mae on February 04, 2018, 04:58:42 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on November 30, 2017, 02:10:02 PM
I know feminist who didn't get this memo and now realize they've been doing it all wrong.

(https://i.imgur.com/XIMG4g7.jpg)

Come on all you fellow atheist witches; let us put a spell on him. A frog, snake, slug .......
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on February 04, 2018, 09:09:03 PM
Quote from: Essie Mae on February 04, 2018, 04:58:42 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on November 30, 2017, 02:10:02 PM
I know feminist who didn't get this memo and now realize they've been doing it all wrong.

(https://i.imgur.com/XIMG4g7.jpg)

Come on all you fellow atheist witches; let us put a spell on him. A frog, snake, slug .......
:snicker:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on February 04, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
He is a strange man.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxCuDCRf6NQuk_rhVMzogSEVMidEmQCTIc8xqQnlPmkhWGsAzV)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on February 05, 2018, 12:36:36 AM
I believe that today's news reported that the good Pastor has suffered a stroke.  Although I believe him to be a human hemorrhoid, I wish him well and a speedy recovery. 
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on February 05, 2018, 03:19:40 AM
Quote from: Icarus on February 05, 2018, 12:36:36 AM
..Although I believe him to be a human hemorrhoid...
:lol:

Maybe I shouldn't be laughing....I'm sorry.  :(

But that is funny. :grin:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on May 27, 2019, 07:18:57 AM
(https://pics.me.me/heaven-is-a-fairy-storyfor-people-afraid-of-the-dark-6222205.png)
Checkmate!?
Um...I don't think so... :notsure:
"Ze children of ze night..."
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9HHloeuK2ZD1K/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on May 27, 2019, 07:37:37 AM
Awwww...I just noticed that Papasito Bruno and Dave used to post a lot here.
:cryandrun:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 28, 2019, 03:21:01 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 27, 2019, 07:37:37 AM
Awwww...I just noticed that Papasito Bruno and Dave used to post a lot here.
:cryandrun:

Yeah.  :(
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 28, 2019, 08:20:21 PM
Is Papasito Bruno also deceased? If so, not funny.

This is funny-

(https://i.imgur.com/KGHngyk.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on May 28, 2019, 10:37:53 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 28, 2019, 08:20:21 PM
Is Papasito Bruno also deceased?
...
Um...I don't think so.  :notsure:

He changed his signature and never came back:
QuoteSignature:
I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
I'm not the "Dumb-Ass Whisperer".
:snicker:

:sad sigh:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Guardian85 on June 12, 2019, 10:08:45 PM
(https://pics.ballmemes.com/because-how-else-would-the-omniscient-creator-of-the-universe-18823898.png)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on June 17, 2019, 11:03:54 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Red_Cloud on September 23, 2019, 11:47:12 AM
Hey no one!
I hope you don't mind me mentioning this, I mean no disrespect.8)
Your avatar (picture shown left) looks like a hairy tit with a pronounced nipple!
Its probably because my eyesight is not that good and I do sit quite away from my computer screen. Have others noticed this. :o
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: hiep on January 24, 2020, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 28, 2019, 08:20:21 PM
Is Papasito Bruno also deceased? If so, not funny.

This is funny-

(https://i.imgur.com/KGHngyk.jpg)

It might be heavy but hat kite took him to heaven
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Recusant on January 24, 2020, 03:12:17 PM
Quote from: hiep on January 24, 2020, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 28, 2019, 08:20:21 PM
Is Papasito Bruno also deceased? If so, not funny.

This is funny-

(https://i.imgur.com/KGHngyk.jpg)

It might be heavy but hat kite took him to heaven

I'm pretty sure that's not how hat kites work.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on January 24, 2020, 05:39:21 PM
Quote from: hiep on January 24, 2020, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 28, 2019, 08:20:21 PM
Is Papasito Bruno also deceased? If so, not funny.

This is funny-

(https://i.imgur.com/KGHngyk.jpg)

It might be heavy but hat kite took him to heaven

:rofl:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 24, 2020, 10:00:47 PM
:lol: Don't you get it, people? Intelligent design!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on January 25, 2020, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: hiep on January 24, 2020, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 28, 2019, 08:20:21 PM
Is Papasito Bruno also deceased? If so, not funny.

This is funny-

(https://i.imgur.com/KGHngyk.jpg)

It might be heavy but hat kite took him to heaven

Butt I was deceased, have risen again, and I'm able to post comments here on the forum...can the guy with the kite do that? Well can he?

He's a phony.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: hiep on January 26, 2020, 01:12:54 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 28, 2019, 08:20:21 PM
Is Papasito Bruno also deceased? If so, not funny.

This is funny-

(https://i.imgur.com/KGHngyk.jpg)

Its Jesus trying to do Leg day. Or is it back day?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 26, 2020, 02:36:41 AM
I remember a cartoon from my youth, where there was a football game going on, and the announcer called, "Here comes the fullback, the half back, the quarterback, and...the no back." The alleged Jesus would be a "no back". So no back exercises to speak of. I have nothing for nonexistent legs, though.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on January 27, 2020, 12:08:25 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/tapG7sF.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on January 30, 2020, 01:12:28 AM
(https://i1.wp.com/ialcoholrecovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/alcoholics-anonymous-jesus.gif?zoom=2.625&resize=280%2C260)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: No one on January 30, 2020, 01:21:07 AM
(https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.slowrobot.com%2Fbd6e5046-73ee-4770-82ba-90739d301017.jpg)

(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/714de4cd-629f-44b9-93fd-503ba86ceed3.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on February 21, 2020, 03:11:15 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnjYQrjUIAA7NR_.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Vivacious on June 15, 2020, 12:28:25 AM
😂😂hilarious
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on June 13, 2021, 01:31:36 AM
I usually buy red wine, today I decided to buy white wine...It got me thinking...If red wine is Jesus' blood, then white wine is his...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Red_and_white_wine_12-2015.jpg/1200px-Red_and_white_wine_12-2015.jpg)

Ummm...

(https://media.tenor.com/images/adb4c3dfc1552fb064d3d300959b4c56/tenor.gif)

Plasma?

Yes?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on June 13, 2021, 10:27:45 AM
We've got to meme this!!!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on June 13, 2021, 10:48:11 AM
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/7200/3yvtm2.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on September 09, 2021, 07:02:30 PM
Pumkin Spice is getting into everything...even the body of Jesus!! (My Lawd and Savior)


(https://i.imgur.com/1H6kYAn.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on September 12, 2021, 11:40:13 PM
Broadman, the church supplier, could sell a lot more wafers if they were laced with cannabis.

In fact I suspect that the church across the street from my house is doing something like that.  That outfit is a Hillsong church that is both Pentecostal, purveyor of prosperity gospel, and crazy for rock style music. It must be working for them because the congregation is huge.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: billy rubin on September 13, 2021, 12:22:50 AM
how do you know they are prosperity gospel?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on September 14, 2021, 04:03:49 AM
^ Because they say that they believe prosperity gospel to be true and certain.   
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: billy rubin on September 14, 2021, 10:44:23 PM
are they that loud?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on September 15, 2021, 01:29:35 AM
^ Yes.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: billy rubin on September 15, 2021, 03:28:02 PM
i am ever so happy i live in nowhere, usa.

nobody bothers me because there is nobody
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on September 16, 2021, 03:38:00 AM
There are certainly some good arguments for living in Nowheresville Billy.  My city is a case in point.  70 years ago it was the the most lovely village on the plains. It was the friendliest city that could be found anywhere.  There were about 35 000 citizens then.  We liked each other. Since then, the Chamber of Commerce has insisted that we must have progress.  We we now have 140,000 population in my beautiful little town and another 140k in the burbs.. Fuck the Chamber of Commerce and all its members who Place what they claim is "progress" as preference to keeping a responsible and caring world. 
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on September 16, 2021, 08:33:10 AM
Quote from: Icarus on September 16, 2021, 03:38:00 AM
There are certainly some good arguments for living in Nowheresville Billy.  My city is a case in point.  70 years ago it was the the most lovely village on the plains. It was the friendliest city that could be found anywhere.  There were about 35 000 citizens then.  We liked each other. Since then, the Chamber of Commerce has insisted that we must have progress.  We we now have 140,000 population in my beautiful little town and another 140k in the burbs.. Fuck the Chamber of Commerce and all its members who Place what they claim is "progress" as preference to keeping a responsible and caring world.

Very sad.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: billy rubin on September 16, 2021, 01:49:44 PM
where i live there is still a one room schoolhouse at the foot of my property. last classes in 1915.

used to be a blacksmith and a water mill too. traces of the millrace are still there. they called the town lampville, but it was never any bigger than that.

two miles north is another schoolhouse for the town of zebra. they closed the postoffice in 1898?

my neighbor parks his pickup in it.

not much goes on. my road has been unpaved for abiut 200 years, i think.

very quiet, except for the last five years when the ventilator went in for the coal mine two miles away. but its not on all the time. the town where my mail goes is 5 miles away and has about 350 people.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on November 20, 2021, 05:15:16 AM
(https://pics.me.me/every-single-action-of-god-in-the-bible-the-quran-33694647.png)
What the hell!?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on November 20, 2021, 10:05:46 AM
Just made use of this meme in my daily post about Mubarak Bala on Facebook.

Facebook post (https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=4684754281575036&set=a.220402761343566)

Does this link work?
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: hermes2015 on November 20, 2021, 10:18:39 AM
It worked for me.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on November 20, 2021, 12:50:58 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on November 20, 2021, 10:18:39 AM
It worked for me.

Yes we know. But what about the link?  :rimshot:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: hermes2015 on November 20, 2021, 01:17:42 PM
Quote from: Tank on November 20, 2021, 12:50:58 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on November 20, 2021, 10:18:39 AM
It worked for me.

Yes we know. But what about the link?  :rimshot:

Oh, I didn't try the link, silly me.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: billy rubin on November 20, 2021, 02:24:46 PM
missed the mormons tho

are mecca and medina inside that circle? seems a bit tight
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Magdalena on November 20, 2021, 05:41:04 PM
Quote from: Tank on November 20, 2021, 10:05:46 AM
Just made use of this meme in my daily post about Mubarak Bala on Facebook.

Facebook post (https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=4684754281575036&set=a.220402761343566)

Does this link work?
Good!
Yes, it works.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Old Seer on November 20, 2021, 06:24:25 PM
It's futile trying to make sense with most religious claims. Most of their beliefs (In case of their Christianity)may originate from the middle an dark ages when they attached western reasoning to the bible. They think the flood of Noah was world over (I would say it took place within the circle) and created the grand canyon in a week. But, there would be no convincing them otherwise.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on November 21, 2021, 02:09:27 AM
Link worked for me.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on January 14, 2022, 11:16:18 PM
"Name something NOT in the Bible, but everyone thinks it is."

"White people."
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on January 15, 2022, 07:24:58 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on January 14, 2022, 11:16:18 PM
"Name something NOT in the Bible, but everyone thinks it is."

"White people."

Stolen :)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Biggus Dickus on February 22, 2022, 02:16:58 PM
Have any of you folks heard about the Buddhist Monk who claims to have seen the face of Jesus in his margarine tub?

He's been reported saying, "I can't believe it's not Buddha"!
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on September 19, 2023, 02:19:15 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/6iTMVC6 (https://imgur.com/gallery/6iTMVC6)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Asmodean on September 19, 2023, 07:44:08 AM
That's one mahussive Jesus... And/or one tiny-ass brachiosaurus. :lol:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on October 11, 2023, 04:33:56 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/cvMWrdq
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on October 11, 2023, 09:14:23 AM
Awww that is so cute :)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Asmodean on October 11, 2023, 10:41:03 AM
The Asmo is, as we all know, evil. As such, He can't help but wonder; could a elephant be taught to pickpocket effectively with them two properly-positioned fingers on its trunk? Because evil empires - they need financing. Also, if caught pickpocketing, the 'phant could simply sit on any witness. :smilenod:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on October 11, 2023, 10:50:06 AM
Elephant Pick Pocket on Youtube

Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Asmodean on October 11, 2023, 01:46:58 PM
YES! They taught it the beginnings of evil.

The Asmo hereby proclaims His elephant-gray and elephant-round self to be the new patron God of thieving elephants. :smilenod:
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on November 06, 2023, 04:17:16 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/C2oKV29 (https://imgur.com/gallery/C2oKV29)

(https://i.imgur.com/WT92aR1.png)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: zorkan on November 06, 2023, 11:39:22 AM
Just when did religion become all about love?
It used to be all about fear.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on November 06, 2023, 02:55:03 PM
That depends on the cult :D
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: zorkan on November 07, 2023, 11:40:42 AM
Not enough bums on seats is the likely cause of why churches started to promote GOD'S LOVE rather than the fear of god.
They are after your money, They are after your kids.
But they won't mention god's genocidal commands in the OT.
And not  mention of how god will burn you in hell in the NT.
At least not in the same breath.
Jesus sent animals to drown in the river.
I love animals.
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Recusant on November 12, 2023, 04:45:30 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Ss1Mq9x7/Lovej.jpg)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on November 12, 2023, 04:57:44 AM
A little historic humor.  Don't paste  it into your christian sister in law's E mail.

Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on November 24, 2023, 02:07:28 AM
Hillbily philosopher.........

Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Icarus on January 13, 2024, 05:13:45 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/qjtKVKd (https://imgur.com/gallery/qjtKVKd)
Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: The Magic Pudding.. on January 13, 2024, 09:23:21 AM
Quote from: Icarus on January 13, 2024, 05:13:45 AMhttps://imgur.com/gallery/qjtKVKd (https://imgur.com/gallery/qjtKVKd)

(https://i.imgur.com/LpJ4ZpI.png)

Title: Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
Post by: Tank on January 19, 2024, 11:31:51 AM
Whenever I see this meme, and it has been about quite a lot recently, I just think Poe's law.