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Getting To Know You => Laid Back Lounge => Topic started by: Recusant on July 21, 2016, 06:45:41 AM

Poll
Question: An Anonymous Poll About Our Ages
Option 1: Under 10 Years Old votes: 0
Option 2: 11 to 15 Years Old votes: 0
Option 3: 16 to 20 Years Old votes: 0
Option 4: 21 to 25 Years Old votes: 0
Option 5: 26 to 30 Years Old votes: 0
Option 6: 31 to 35 Years Old votes: 2
Option 7: 36 to 40 Years Old votes: 2
Option 8: 41 to 45 Years Old votes: 1
Option 9: 46 to 50 Years Old votes: 0
Option 10: 51 to 55 Years Old votes: 1
Option 11: 56 to 60 Years Old votes: 3
Option 12: 61 to 65 Years Old votes: 3
Option 13: 66 to 70 Years Old votes: 2
Option 14: 71 to 75 Years Old votes: 1
Option 15: 76 to 80 Years Old votes: 0
Option 16: 81 to 85 Years Old votes: 0
Option 17: 86 to 90 Years Old votes: 1
Option 18: 91 to 95 Years Old votes: 0
Option 19: 96 to 100 Years Old votes: 1
Option 20: Over 100 Years Old votes: 0
Title: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Recusant on July 21, 2016, 06:45:41 AM
I'm sure that there will be some dissatisfaction with how this poll is laid out. A 36 year old may not like the idea of being lumped in with 40 year olds, for instance. Suggestions for improving it will be considered. I'm not telling whether I voted already or not . ;)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Asmodean on July 21, 2016, 07:06:17 AM
I'm in the 30-35 demographic. Mid-1985 model.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on July 21, 2016, 07:45:45 AM
Late '59 here.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Sandra Craft on July 21, 2016, 09:49:05 AM
Waiting eagerly to see if anyone clicks the "over 100 yrs" button.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 21, 2016, 12:19:29 PM
I just noticed one problem with the poll, there are two options for 30 (and 20, 40, 50...). :P I would have liked to have chosen the 30 grouped with the late twenties but now I'm officially in my thirties, so...

Likewise, there are two options for every mid decade.

Maybe edit it so that it's

10-14
15-19
20-24
...
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 21, 2016, 01:48:17 PM
tresting mumbers
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on July 21, 2016, 02:30:50 PM
Thank you for doing this, Recusant.  :hug:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 21, 2016, 02:44:34 PM
There are no vampires here.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: joeactor on July 21, 2016, 03:37:06 PM
Interesting topic - thanks Rec!

I'm a 1963 Chevy Impala (with rich Corinthian leather...)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Recusant on July 21, 2016, 04:10:24 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 21, 2016, 12:19:29 PM
I just noticed one problem with the poll, there are two options for 30 (and 20, 40, 50...). :P I would have liked to have chosen the 30 grouped with the late twenties but now I'm officially in my thirties, so...

Likewise, there are two options for every mid decade.

Maybe edit it so that it's

10-14
15-19
20-24
...

I thought the ambiguity was a feature, not a bug.  :)

I'm willing to change it if people want the ambiguity removed.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on July 22, 2016, 04:54:53 AM
No one 30, or younger, yet?  :unsure:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Icarus on July 22, 2016, 05:36:01 AM
Khool thread. I predict that our ages are distributed all over the lot. So much the better. To hell with generation gaps. We are all in this world together.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Asmodean on July 22, 2016, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on July 22, 2016, 04:54:53 AM
No one 30, or younger, yet?  :unsure:
Depressing. :(

Not even The Asmo, who is notoriously Omniaged, can claim that slice of the cake any more.  :(
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on July 22, 2016, 08:16:13 AM
Buddy and PC?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Pasta Chick on July 22, 2016, 11:38:04 AM
Already voted
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 22, 2016, 12:55:23 PM
Quote from: Recusant on July 21, 2016, 04:10:24 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 21, 2016, 12:19:29 PM
I just noticed one problem with the poll, there are two options for 30 (and 20, 40, 50...). :P I would have liked to have chosen the 30 grouped with the late twenties but now I'm officially in my thirties, so...

Likewise, there are two options for every mid decade.

Maybe edit it so that it's

10-14
15-19
20-24
...

I thought the ambiguity was a feature, not a bug.  :)

I'm willing to change it if people want the ambiguity removed.

Looks like a new age quantum phenomenon, you can be both options at the same time. :grin:

I'm just being nitpicky, I've had my quota of dilemmas for the day. ;)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on July 22, 2016, 05:05:18 PM
I think the only young people we have here are Buddy and Apathy. We had MLA, but, well...You know.  :-\
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Buddy on July 22, 2016, 06:01:24 PM
It would seem that I am the only one who chose the 15-20. Sigh, so old now.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on July 22, 2016, 07:38:16 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 22, 2016, 06:01:24 PM
It would seem that I am the only one who chose the 15-20. Sigh, so old now.

Tsk, a mere sprat!

You got lotsa time, Buddy, use it carefully - with both fun and serious stuff - but use it!

They say youth is wasted on the young, be the exception.   :D
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on July 22, 2016, 08:05:51 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on July 22, 2016, 07:38:16 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 22, 2016, 06:01:24 PM
It would seem that I am the only one who chose the 15-20. Sigh, so old now.

Tsk, a mere sprat!

You got lotsa time, Buddy, use it carefully - with both fun and serious stuff - but use it!

They say time is wasted on the youth, be the exception.   :D
How long has Buddy been a member here G?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Buddy on July 22, 2016, 08:17:22 PM
5 years on October 30th
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Siz on July 23, 2016, 12:49:25 AM
Quote from: Buddy on July 22, 2016, 08:17:22 PM
5 years on October 30th

I remember having to censor our posts when you first arrived. Now you're a woman of the world! What have we done to you??!!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on July 23, 2016, 03:34:10 AM
Awwwwww...Buddy is our baby!   :tellmemore:  :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Buddy on July 23, 2016, 03:59:11 AM
Quote from: Siz on July 23, 2016, 12:49:25 AM
I remember having to censor our posts when you first arrived. Now you're a woman of the world! What have we done to you??!!

I have a list going if you have a few hours. I assume you are offering to foot the therapy bill? ;D


Quote from: Magdalena on July 23, 2016, 03:34:10 AM
Awwwwww...Buddy is our baby!   :tellmemore:  :love: :love: :love:

You're so sweet Mags!!!  :-*
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on July 23, 2016, 04:07:54 AM
Quote from: Buddy on July 23, 2016, 03:59:11 AM
Quote from: Siz on July 23, 2016, 12:49:25 AM
I remember having to censor our posts when you first arrived. Now you're a woman of the world! What have we done to you??!!

I have a list going if you have a few hours. I assume you are offering to foot the therapy bill? ;D


Quote from: Magdalena on July 23, 2016, 03:34:10 AM
Awwwwww...Buddy is our baby!   :tellmemore:  :love: :love: :love:

You're so sweet Mags!!!  :-*

Awww. OK, fine, I am sweet, but you're a lot more sweeter than I am.  :-*
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Asmodean on July 23, 2016, 09:51:35 AM
Quote from: Siz on July 23, 2016, 12:49:25 AM
Quote from: Buddy on July 22, 2016, 08:17:22 PM
5 years on October 30th

I remember having to censor our posts when you first arrived. Now you're a woman of the world! What have we done to you??!!
What?!  :o Censor His Terribleness?!  >:( You DID, didn't you?!  :o What did you do, replace His Divine Bad-mouthing with ponies and sparkly things? Hm?! HM?!  >:( CONFESS!  >:(
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 23, 2016, 04:00:54 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on July 23, 2016, 04:07:54 AM
Quote from: Buddy on July 23, 2016, 03:59:11 AM
Quote from: Siz on July 23, 2016, 12:49:25 AM
I remember having to censor our posts when you first arrived. Now you're a woman of the world! What have we done to you??!!

I have a list going if you have a few hours. I assume you are offering to foot the therapy bill? ;D


Quote from: Magdalena on July 23, 2016, 03:34:10 AM
Awwwwww...Buddy is our baby!   :tellmemore:  :love: :love: :love:

You're so sweet Mags!!!  :-*

Awww. OK, fine, I am sweet, but you're a lot more sweeter than I am.  :-*

There are a number of diabetics that will read this thread.
There should be a warning. 
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Steeler on July 24, 2016, 02:42:20 AM
There is no option for 2026. I refuse to leave my 20's.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on July 24, 2016, 06:27:56 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 23, 2016, 04:00:54 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on July 23, 2016, 04:07:54 AM
Quote from: Buddy on July 23, 2016, 03:59:11 AM
Quote from: Siz on July 23, 2016, 12:49:25 AM
I remember having to censor our posts when you first arrived. Now you're a woman of the world! What have we done to you??!!

I have a list going if you have a few hours. I assume you are offering to foot the therapy bill? ;D


Quote from: Magdalena on July 23, 2016, 03:34:10 AM
Awwwwww...Buddy is our baby!   :tellmemore:  :love: :love: :love:

You're so sweet Mags!!!  :-*

Awww. OK, fine, I am sweet, but you're a lot more sweeter than I am.  :-*

There are a number of diabetics that will read this thread.
There should be a warning.

Oh! Don't be such a grumpy old man!  :hug:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Harmonie on July 25, 2016, 10:24:49 AM
Wow, I'm the second youngest person here, apparently! Guess people here won't much care for me calling myself 'old', then. lol
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: NoHandlebarsAttached on May 29, 2017, 08:17:21 AM
Fitting into the 20-25 range, at the ripe, old age of 21. You know, the age where I can legally drink that stuff I've been drinking for years anyway.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ali on June 17, 2017, 03:43:31 PM
Which of us is in their 90's?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on June 17, 2017, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 17, 2017, 03:43:31 PM
Which of us is in their 90's?
I could guess but I won't in case I'm wrong and offend the person I guess!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ali on June 17, 2017, 04:18:45 PM
For the record, I'm 26. Forever. Plus 10.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Claireliontamer on June 17, 2017, 04:28:00 PM
Damn time ticking on, I'm nearly in the next bracket up now.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: hermes2015 on June 17, 2017, 05:47:14 PM
I wonder what the mental age distribution is.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 17, 2017, 05:48:29 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on June 17, 2017, 05:47:14 PM
I wonder what the mental age distribution is.

How would you quantify that? Purely subjective assessment?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: hermes2015 on June 17, 2017, 05:49:58 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 17, 2017, 05:48:29 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on June 17, 2017, 05:47:14 PM
I wonder what the mental age distribution is.

How would you quantify that? Purely subjective assessment?

I'm too young to know.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Claireliontamer on June 17, 2017, 05:52:50 PM
http://mymentalage.com/

According to this I'm 14!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 17, 2017, 06:04:43 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on June 17, 2017, 05:52:50 PM
http://mymentalage.com/

According to this I'm 14!

I got 31, which is my chronological age. At least for another 7 months or so. Yeah.  :headshake:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: hermes2015 on June 17, 2017, 06:11:28 PM
I got 22. Don't know whether I should be happy or embarrassed (or both). My chronological age is 70.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ali on June 17, 2017, 06:14:56 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on June 17, 2017, 05:52:50 PM
http://mymentalage.com/

According to this I'm 14!
I got 36 which might be exactly right if I weren't 26 forever.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on June 17, 2017, 06:45:23 PM
Yay! I'm 28! I was that a year after leaving the RAF.

Wish I bloody was that again, with my present knowledge of course!! Not bad for a 73-in-October year old.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on June 17, 2017, 08:07:45 PM
33. About right.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 17, 2017, 08:13:28 PM
My mental age is 19. About the same time my life got flipped turned upside down.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ali on June 17, 2017, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: Arturo on June 17, 2017, 08:13:28 PM
My mental age is 19. About the same time my life got flipped turned upside down.
I don't know what you're referring to, so I'm not going to be insensitive and make a Fresh Prince of Bel Air joke, however desperately I want to.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 17, 2017, 09:33:52 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 17, 2017, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: Arturo on June 17, 2017, 08:13:28 PM
My mental age is 19. About the same time my life got flipped turned upside down.
I don't know what you're referring to, so I'm not going to be insensitive and make a Fresh Prince of Bel Air joke, however desperately I want to.

Well let me take a moment of you just sittin right there, and I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of a town called Bel-Air...
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ali on June 17, 2017, 10:18:28 PM
Quote from: Arturo on June 17, 2017, 09:33:52 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 17, 2017, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: Arturo on June 17, 2017, 08:13:28 PM
My mental age is 19. About the same time my life got flipped turned upside down.
I don't know what you're referring to, so I'm not going to be insensitive and make a Fresh Prince of Bel Air joke, however desperately I want to.

Well let me take a moment of you just sittin right there, and I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of a town called Bel-Air...

THANK YOU. I wanted to say "What happened at 19? Did you become the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?" But then I thought "what if something terrible happened to him at 19 and I'm over here making jokes like an asshole?"
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 18, 2017, 01:57:33 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 17, 2017, 10:18:28 PM
Quote from: Arturo on June 17, 2017, 09:33:52 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 17, 2017, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: Arturo on June 17, 2017, 08:13:28 PM
My mental age is 19. About the same time my life got flipped turned upside down.
I don't know what you're referring to, so I'm not going to be insensitive and make a Fresh Prince of Bel Air joke, however desperately I want to.

Well let me take a moment of you just sittin right there, and I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of a town called Bel-Air...

THANK YOU. I wanted to say "What happened at 19? Did you become the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?" But then I thought "what if something terrible happened to him at 19 and I'm over here making jokes like an asshole?"

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air jokes work suprisingly well though
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Davin on June 19, 2017, 03:31:02 PM
It said my mental age is 23. That's 14 years younger than I am.

But how am I supposed to answer questions like the ice cream question, sometimes I want one, sometimes another. Sometimes I want one of each.

I think other people would consider my mental age to be more like 70 though.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Icarus on June 22, 2017, 11:14:36 PM
My mental age is reputed to be 30. Sheeesh!!! I must be in my second childhood.  :shrug:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Recusant on June 22, 2017, 11:43:40 PM
18 here.  :rofl:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tom62 on June 23, 2017, 07:33:18 AM
It seems  that I'm the oldest person now at HAF, 41!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 23, 2017, 05:17:31 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on June 23, 2017, 07:33:18 AM
It seems  that I'm the oldest person now at HAF, 41!

All these young 'uns running around.  :headshake:

Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:15 PM
Quote from: Recusant on June 22, 2017, 11:43:40 PM
18 here.  :rofl:
Just past moody teenager then? That fits!  :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
You're dead.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on June 23, 2017, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
You're dead.

Yeah, it was knowing you, FB.

Flowers or donation?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 23, 2017, 06:30:57 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on June 23, 2017, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
You're dead.

Yeah, it was knowing you, FB.

Flowers or donation?

Thanks you're a swell bunch, and donations please in my name to the American Atheist (https://www.atheists.org/support/).


I was hoping a little jab like this might entice her to come onto the forum, even if only to kick my ass. I've tried it before with little success, but I figured she's worth it, and my ass could use some kicking. (I'll let her cut to the front of the line)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 24, 2017, 01:02:06 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 06:30:57 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on June 23, 2017, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
You're dead.

Yeah, it was knowing you, FB.

Flowers or donation?

Thanks you're a swell bunch, and donations please in my name to the American Atheist (https://www.atheists.org/support/).


I was hoping a little jab like this might entice her to come onto the forum, even if only to kick my ass. I've tried it before with little success, but I figured she's worth it, and my ass could use some kicking. (I'll let her cut to the front of the line)

:fishing:
      :hooked:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ali on June 24, 2017, 01:07:42 AM
Quote from: Gloucester on June 23, 2017, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
You're dead.

Yeah, it was knowing you, FB.

Flowers or donation?
I don't know if you left the word "nice" off deliberately, but I'm using that from now on.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 24, 2017, 01:55:43 AM
Where are the 75-85 year-olds?  We are failing this age group, and need to devise strategies to bring more of them in. They are on the verge of nursinghomehood - they need a diversion.  What is being done for them?  Have we no compassion?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 24, 2017, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 24, 2017, 01:55:43 AM

Where are the 75-85 year-olds?  We are failing this age group, and need to devise strategies to bring more of them in. They are on the verge of nursinghomehood - they need a diversion.  What is being done for them?  Have we no compassion?

I could ask around my apartment lol
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on June 24, 2017, 06:42:54 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 24, 2017, 01:07:42 AM
Quote from: Gloucester on June 23, 2017, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
You're dead.

Yeah, it was knowing you, FB.

Flowers or donation?
I don't know if you left the word "nice" off deliberately, but I'm using that from now on.
:redface:

One of those errors made when you edit something without realising you deleted a bit you wanted.

Memo to self: read what you write, even the short stuff!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 24, 2017, 01:45:43 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on June 24, 2017, 06:42:54 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 24, 2017, 01:07:42 AM
Quote from: Gloucester on June 23, 2017, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
You're dead.

Yeah, it was knowing you, FB.

Flowers or donation?
I don't know if you left the word "nice" off deliberately, but I'm using that from now on.
:redface:

On of those errors made when you edit something without realising you deleted a bit you wanted.

Memo to self: read what you write, even the short stuff!

Sometimes my phone deletes stuff on its own.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Essie Mae on June 24, 2017, 09:56:58 PM
It was a Freudian slip and you know it.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on June 24, 2017, 10:48:55 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fklq19LR.gif&hash=89723d9db403c31fceb2be40c3a1266033e944d9)
Gosh darn it, Father Bruno!  >:(
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 25, 2017, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: Essie Mae on June 24, 2017, 09:56:58 PM
It was a Freudian slip and you know it.

Maybe it was. Maybe it wasn't. All I'm saying is, nobody will ever know.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Biggus Dickus on June 25, 2017, 05:24:38 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 06:30:57 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on June 23, 2017, 06:10:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
You're dead.

Yeah, it was knowing you, FB.

Flowers or donation?

Thanks you're a swell bunch, and donations please in my name to the American Atheist (https://www.atheists.org/support/).


I was hoping a little jab like this might entice her to come onto the forum, even if only to kick my ass. I've tried it before with little success, but I figured she's worth it, and my ass could use some kicking. (I'll let her cut to the front of the line)

Quote from: Magdalena on June 24, 2017, 10:48:55 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fklq19LR.gif&hash=89723d9db403c31fceb2be40c3a1266033e944d9)
Gosh darn it, Father Bruno!  >:(


See it worked...I know my Butterflys ;)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 25, 2017, 05:30:32 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno
See it worked...I know my Butterflys ;)

(https://i.imgur.com/dhMeAzK.gif)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Icarus on June 25, 2017, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 24, 2017, 01:55:43 AM
Where are the 75-85 year-olds?  We are failing this age group, and need to devise strategies to bring more of them in. They are on the verge of nursinghomehood - they need a diversion.  What is being done for them?  Have we no compassion?
Nursinghomehood? :foottap:

I do not think that we have anyone in the 90+ category. If so, I have been demoted to second place.....or next to last place according to the opposite classification system.

My birthday is June 27. I will be 3^4 + (2 x 3)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on June 25, 2017, 06:28:26 PM
Quote from: Icarus on June 25, 2017, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 24, 2017, 01:55:43 AM
Where are the 75-85 year-olds?  We are failing this age group, and need to devise strategies to bring more of them in. They are on the verge of nursinghomehood - they need a diversion.  What is being done for them?  Have we no compassion?
Nursinghomehood? :foottap:

I do not think that we have anyone in the 90+ category. If so, I have been demoted to second place.....or next to last place according to the opposite classification system.

My birthday is June 27. I will be 3^4 + (2 x 3)
There is one member older than you.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on June 26, 2017, 05:52:14 AM
Quote from: Arturo on June 25, 2017, 05:30:32 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno
See it worked...I know my Butterflys ;)

(https://i.imgur.com/dhMeAzK.gif)
R2D2...Arturito...Arturo...Art...
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifrific.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2FKanye-West-Shaking-Head-No.gif&hash=120b5aa1e19649b7cd7440d3771e1c76f5dec333)
Don't encourage him.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on June 26, 2017, 07:53:21 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 25, 2017, 05:24:38 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 24, 2017, 10:48:55 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 23, 2017, 12:51:13 PM
Who the hell is 90-95, is that Mags?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fklq19LR.gif&hash=89723d9db403c31fceb2be40c3a1266033e944d9)
Gosh darn it, Father Bruno!  >:(


See it worked...I know my Butterflys ;)

Father...
If I could go back in time, I would baptize you like this:
(https://i.imgur.com/JPK5Ysd.gif)
:P
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Lark on June 28, 2017, 09:16:00 AM
Mental age of 19. Very pleasing to be young at heart.  :)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 28, 2017, 05:11:01 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 26, 2017, 05:52:14 AM
Quote from: Arturo on June 25, 2017, 05:30:32 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno
See it worked...I know my Butterflys ;)

(https://i.imgur.com/dhMeAzK.gif)
R2D2...Arturito...Arturo...Art...
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifrific.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2FKanye-West-Shaking-Head-No.gif&hash=120b5aa1e19649b7cd7440d3771e1c76f5dec333)
Don't encourage him.

But I missed you lol
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Magdalena on June 28, 2017, 08:33:18 PM
Quote from: Arturo on June 28, 2017, 05:11:01 PM
But I missed you lol
You're so sweet.  :hug:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on June 28, 2017, 08:42:43 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 28, 2017, 08:33:18 PM
Quote from: Arturo on June 28, 2017, 05:11:01 PM
But I missed you lol
You're so sweet.  :hug:

:dance:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: NoHandlebarsAttached on October 18, 2017, 08:23:14 AM
I was 17 when I joined here. Holy fuck, I'm getting old.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on October 18, 2017, 12:46:29 PM
Quote from: NoHandlebarsAttached on October 18, 2017, 08:23:14 AM
I was 17 when I joined here. Holy fuck, I'm getting old.
One day at a time.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on October 18, 2017, 01:16:12 PM
Quote from: Tank on October 18, 2017, 12:46:29 PM
Quote from: NoHandlebarsAttached on October 18, 2017, 08:23:14 AM
I was 17 when I joined here. Holy fuck, I'm getting old.
One day at a time.

Yes but, subjectively, why are the days so long yet the weeks so short?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on March 13, 2018, 04:12:38 PM
I had to change my vote because I had a birthday :)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Buddy on March 13, 2018, 06:51:54 PM
Same here. I had to move mine into class "old"  :P
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on March 13, 2018, 07:02:29 PM
Got another teo tears before I jump into a, currently, empty slot.

And get a free TV licence (what joy).
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 13, 2018, 07:04:14 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 13, 2018, 07:02:29 PM
Got another teo tears before I jump into a, currently, empty slot.

And get a free TV licence (what joy).

Typo or Freudian slip? Sometimes I can't tell. :lol:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on March 13, 2018, 07:37:40 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 13, 2018, 07:04:14 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 13, 2018, 07:02:29 PM
Got another teo tears before I jump into a, currently, empty slot.

And get a free TV licence (what joy).

Typo or Freudian slip? Sometimes I can't tell. :lol:

Typo, but could still be dual purpose if I stub my toe or something.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Arturo on March 13, 2018, 08:16:50 PM
Quote from: Buddy on March 13, 2018, 06:51:54 PM
Same here. I had to move mine into class "old"  :P

12 years is not old.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on July 25, 2018, 07:55:44 AM
Time for another poll!

I have reset the poll and altered the age bands so the potential confusing overlap has gone.

Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Harmonie on July 27, 2018, 12:48:11 AM
Aw yay, I count in the 26-30 bracket not just this year, but next year as well! =P
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Bluenose on July 27, 2018, 08:55:50 AM
In the 56-60 category.  At least until November...
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Buddy on July 28, 2018, 03:04:27 PM
Am I still the youngest one here? lmao damn
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 28, 2018, 03:45:51 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 28, 2018, 03:04:27 PM
Am I still the youngest one here? lmao damn

Ye well, Old Git died again but we re resurrected him again using bits we bought on the internet.
Best estimate is he's nineteen equivalent.


Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on July 28, 2018, 04:51:05 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 28, 2018, 03:04:27 PM
Am I still the youngest one here? lmao damn
Yes :D
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 28, 2018, 09:31:19 PM
I was thinking; I started posting here back in 2010, when I was 24 years old. Eight years later I'm still here. So far I've been a member of HAF for a quarter of my life.

(Did I get that calculation right? :notsure:)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Harmonie on July 28, 2018, 09:39:33 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 28, 2018, 09:31:19 PM
I was thinking; I started posting here back in 2010, when I was 24 years old. Eight years later I'm still here. So far I've been a member of HAF for a quarter of my life.

(Did I get that calculation right? :notsure:)

Sounds like you're right on the dot!

I joined back when I was 23. The calculations I did was about a fifth of my life, but I'm not particularly good at math. And I'm too busy wondering where all of those years went...
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Icarus on July 28, 2018, 09:45:23 PM
^  Yes, you did get the arithmetic right.  Keep up the good work.   
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Buddy on July 30, 2018, 01:58:24 PM
Let's see... I was almost 16 at the time I joined and I am 22 now and it is way to early in the morning for math.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on July 30, 2018, 02:16:34 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 30, 2018, 01:58:24 PM
Let's see... I was almost 16 at the time I joined and I am 22 now and it is way to early in the morning for math.

27.2727272727...% of your life, Buddy!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Buddy on July 30, 2018, 02:34:33 PM
Quote from: Dave on July 30, 2018, 02:16:34 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 30, 2018, 01:58:24 PM
Let's see... I was almost 16 at the time I joined and I am 22 now and it is way to early in the morning for math.

27.2727272727...% of your life, Buddy!

Wow. Definitely doesn't feel like I have spent almost a third of my life on HAF. Time sure flies.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on July 30, 2018, 02:59:40 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 30, 2018, 02:34:33 PM
Quote from: Dave on July 30, 2018, 02:16:34 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 30, 2018, 01:58:24 PM
Let's see... I was almost 16 at the time I joined and I am 22 now and it is way to early in the morning for math.

27.2727272727...% of your life, Buddy!

Wow. Definitely doesn't feel like I have spent almost a third of my life on HAF. Time sure flies.

Well you have spent 100% of your adult life on HAF by UK terms (18) and US terms (21) !!!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on July 30, 2018, 03:05:42 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 30, 2018, 02:34:33 PM
Quote from: Dave on July 30, 2018, 02:16:34 PM
Quote from: Buddy on July 30, 2018, 01:58:24 PM
Let's see... I was almost 16 at the time I joined and I am 22 now and it is way to early in the morning for math.

27.2727272727...% of your life, Buddy!

Wow. Definitely doesn't feel like I have spent almost a third of my life on HAF. Time sure flies.

Better think of it as, "Just over a quarter . . ." then you have almost 3/4 to go and not just over 2/3rds!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Icarus on July 31, 2018, 01:28:35 AM
By Daves numerical estimates you will live until 80 and two thirds years.   You may very well beat his estimates, so hang in there Buddy. Enjoy life as best you can and be thankful for your good fortune.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Lark on August 02, 2018, 10:20:12 PM
Where is the original census  so we can compare them ?  History should not have been removed, should it ? Maybe I have just failed to find the original ???
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on August 03, 2018, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Lark on August 02, 2018, 10:20:12 PM
Where is the original census  so we can compare them ?  History should not have been removed, should it ? Maybe I have just failed to find the original ???

My bad. I should have taken a screen shot before resetting the pole.  :-[
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Lark on August 03, 2018, 01:05:05 PM
Why didn't you leave the old one alone and have a new one called Census 2018 ?.  Maybe some one would have rememberd the year of the 1st one and then you are creating an intereasting record.  I don't think  it is usual to just destroy a census.  Oh well, never mind, I suppose.

P.S.  How many members are there ?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on August 03, 2018, 02:52:27 PM
Quote from: Lark on August 03, 2018, 01:05:05 PM
Why didn't you leave the old one alone and have a new one called Census 2018 ?.  Maybe some one would have rememberd the year of the 1st one and then you are creating an intereasting record.  I don't think  it is usual to just destroy a census.  Oh well, never mind, I suppose.

P.S.  How many members are there ?

The reason I did it was to get some engagement from the membership. If engagement continues to fall like it is then the forum will have to shut up shop in a couple of years and the demographic of the membership will be meaningless. 
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dave on August 03, 2018, 03:25:26 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 03, 2018, 02:52:27 PM
Quote from: Lark on August 03, 2018, 01:05:05 PM
Why didn't you leave the old one alone and have a new one called Census 2018 ?.  Maybe some one would have rememberd the year of the 1st one and then you are creating an intereasting record.  I don't think  it is usual to just destroy a census.  Oh well, never mind, I suppose.

P.S.  How many members are there ?

The reason I did it was to get some engagement from the membership. If engagement continues to fall like it is then the forum will have to shut up shop in a couple of years and the demographic of the membership will be meaningless.

Can we push the forum on Facebook (if you are not already doing so)? Or do we have to let the rules slip so the less desirables (currently) are attracted? They are a demographic as well!  :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on November 18, 2020, 02:55:56 PM
Reset votes so we can do this again :)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 19, 2020, 04:55:00 PM
Bunch of old farts on this forum.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tom62 on November 19, 2020, 05:00:30 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 19, 2020, 04:55:00 PM
Bunch of old farts on this forum.

:geezer!:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: No one on November 19, 2020, 07:19:11 PM
I won't say who, but Pam's partner's birthstone is magma. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876) (https://web.stardock.net/images/smiles/themes/digicons/Grin.png)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 23, 2020, 03:35:21 PM
It's interesting that from 51 to 75 years old we get what looks like a normal distribution! :grin:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Standard_deviation_diagram.svg/1280px-Standard_deviation_diagram.svg.png)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 23, 2020, 03:37:30 PM
That's because our age group is the most "normal".  Everyone else is abnormal.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Randy on November 23, 2020, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 23, 2020, 03:37:30 PM
That's because our age group is the most "normal".  Everyone else is abnormal.
Calling me normal is a bit farfetched.  :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 23, 2020, 04:33:02 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 23, 2020, 03:37:30 PM
That's because our age group is the most "normal".  Everyone else is abnormal.

:lol: I'll take that as a compliment!  :P
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 23, 2020, 06:14:38 PM
We're putting more rock down to cover our parkway. The neighbor came over and offered up about 4 wheelbarrows' worth of rocks and flagstone. I got two of them across the street, but I'm waiting for one of my sons to get home from work to move the rest. She wants them gone, and doesn't want any money. I'll do something nice, though. It's about $200 worth of rocks. I'm getting too old (68) for that sort of heavy lifting. I used to be able to do it all day long. I'm sitting here with a back brace on waiting for the naproxen to kick in so I can go get a shower.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on November 23, 2020, 07:05:26 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 23, 2020, 06:14:38 PM
We're putting more rock down to cover our parkway. The neighbor came over and offered up about 4 wheelbarrows' worth of rocks and flagstone. I got two of them across the street, but I'm waiting for one of my sons to get home from work to move the rest. She wants them gone, and doesn't want any money. I'll do something nice, though. It's about $200 worth of rocks. I'm getting too old (68) for that sort of heavy lifting. I used to be able to do it all day long. I'm sitting here with a back brace on waiting for the naproxen to kick in so I can go get a shower.

:snicker1: It gets to us all in the end!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 23, 2020, 08:08:23 PM
Quote from: Tank on November 23, 2020, 07:05:26 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 23, 2020, 06:14:38 PM
We're putting more rock down to cover our parkway. The neighbor came over and offered up about 4 wheelbarrows' worth of rocks and flagstone. I got two of them across the street, but I'm waiting for one of my sons to get home from work to move the rest. She wants them gone, and doesn't want any money. I'll do something nice, though. It's about $200 worth of rocks. I'm getting too old (68) for that sort of heavy lifting. I used to be able to do it all day long. I'm sitting here with a back brace on waiting for the naproxen to kick in so I can go get a shower.

:snicker1: It gets to us all in the end!

In the end!? I'm not going to go into the state of my hemorrhoids, except to say that they got me in the end, too.  :-[
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Bluenose on November 24, 2020, 01:59:21 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 23, 2020, 03:37:30 PM
That's because our age group is the most "normal".  Everyone else is abnormal.

I'll have you know I'm not normal.  Normal people watch those stupid sitcoms on TV.  I never want to be normal...
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 24, 2020, 02:55:46 AM
Quote from: Bluenose on November 24, 2020, 01:59:21 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 23, 2020, 03:37:30 PM
That's because our age group is the most "normal".  Everyone else is abnormal.

I'll have you know I'm not normal.  Normal people watch those stupid sitcoms on TV.  I never want to be normal...

I'll weigh in and say that, yes a lot of people watch sitcoms. Not sure what is "normal" with that, but I quit watching that shit decades ago. I got married in '81, and my bride had to ask her parents for an old B&W TV that they had in their attic, because I wouldn't buy a new TV. We weren't "poor" even though I was the only wage earner at the time. TV programming is shit, as far as I am concerned, and has been so for 50 years, by my estimate. There is, of course, good programming, but from the shit I see, most of it is not. I believe that there was a documentary called "The Stupefaction of America" that described the problem. Maybe it was a written document, idunno, and can't be bothered to go look...TV is mostly shit.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 04:46:49 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 23, 2020, 06:14:38 PM
We're putting more rock down to cover our parkway. The neighbor came over and offered up about 4 wheelbarrows' worth of rocks and flagstone. I got two of them across the street, but I'm waiting for one of my sons to get home from work to move the rest. She wants them gone, and doesn't want any money. I'll do something nice, though. It's about $200 worth of rocks. I'm getting too old (68) for that sort of heavy lifting. I used to be able to do it all day long. I'm sitting here with a back brace on waiting for the naproxen to kick in so I can go get a shower.

no shit.

getting old is no joke and im only 64. i dislocated my knee in the summer falling down on my daughters little motorcycle, and now my knee bends in too many directions to trust.

lll calmly turn to walk in one direction but the lower leg doesnt follow the action. not happy with that.

i keep hoping for the tendonz to tighten up but they dont have the elazticity any more



Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: hermes2015 on November 24, 2020, 04:55:50 AM
Quote from: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 04:46:49 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 23, 2020, 06:14:38 PM
We're putting more rock down to cover our parkway. The neighbor came over and offered up about 4 wheelbarrows' worth of rocks and flagstone. I got two of them across the street, but I'm waiting for one of my sons to get home from work to move the rest. She wants them gone, and doesn't want any money. I'll do something nice, though. It's about $200 worth of rocks. I'm getting too old (68) for that sort of heavy lifting. I used to be able to do it all day long. I'm sitting here with a back brace on waiting for the naproxen to kick in so I can go get a shower.

no shit.

getting old is no joke and im only 64. i dislocated my knee in the summer falling down on my daughters little motorcycle, and now my knee bends in too many directions to trust.

lll calmly turn to walk in one direction but the lower leg doesnt follow the action. not happy with that.

i keep hoping for the tendonz to tighten up but they dont have the elazticity any more

Just be patient. Tendons take ages to recover.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 06:47:35 AM
im too old to be patient

by the time i heal ill be dead

lol
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 24, 2020, 02:18:54 PM
Another thing is that I am getting poorer circulation in my legs. There is some freckling from stuff that doesn't make it back up my legs. The doctor told me to put my feet up during the day. I forgot to ask how often and what duration. I don't have the time to sit with my feet up, I have shit to do!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 03:40:32 PM
wear pantyhose
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 24, 2020, 04:45:13 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 03:40:32 PM
wear pantyhose

  :thoughtful:  no
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on November 24, 2020, 04:57:11 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 24, 2020, 04:45:13 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 03:40:32 PM
wear pantyhose

  :thoughtful:  no

Don't be such a wuss! I use hair spray to keep what little hair I have left in line. You'd wear flight socks and pantyhose just does the same job. Don't be a clot or you'll get a clot. :)
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: hermes2015 on November 24, 2020, 05:29:16 PM
Tank, I have it on good authority that those safety fishnet stockings you wear in your workshop are quite becoming.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on November 24, 2020, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on November 24, 2020, 05:29:16 PM
Tank, I have it on good authority that those safety fishnet stockings you wear in your workshop are quite becoming.

You can lick my stilettos if you like. 
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Randy on November 24, 2020, 06:02:13 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 03:40:32 PM
wear pantyhose
Should he shave his legs first?
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 08:44:03 PM
cease thiz untoward levity

panyhose are well known tools to keep your leg circulation going. the arteries and gravity force the blood down there and the pantyhose comprezz the veins enough that their elazticity is restricted and normal  skeletal movement pumps blood back up rather than just inflating the vein.

if you all can be nice ill model some of my own for you.  i dont shave my legs tho

.aybe ill show my wardrobe of lace up victorian corsets in XXL
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on November 24, 2020, 09:00:49 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 24, 2020, 09:04:19 PM
Both my mother and sister have a rather serious case of varicose veins but refuse to wear a pantyhose despite the doctor's recommendation. ::) My sister has had that problem since she hit puberty and both have undergone a number of operations to improve blood circulation in their legs. Why not just wear the pantyhose? Is it really that uncomfortable?

 
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 24, 2020, 11:46:58 PM
Joe Namath wore pantyhose in cold games.  To my knowledge, he doesn't have varicose veins.  Can't argue with Broadway Joe.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 25, 2020, 03:22:37 AM
 :notsure: Maybe hose with garters?  Can't use my wife's, as they are a bit...larger. :worried:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on November 25, 2020, 09:13:56 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 25, 2020, 03:22:37 AM
:notsure: Maybe hose with garters?  Can't use my wife's, as they are a bit...larger. :worried:

:rofl:
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Randy on November 25, 2020, 02:24:24 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 25, 2020, 03:22:37 AM
:notsure: Maybe hose with garters?  Can't use my wife's, as they are a bit...larger. :worried:
Don't let her read this!
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 25, 2020, 03:33:18 PM
:lol: I made a comment at another forum about buying an old truck. I said that I could sell a few of my wife's sewing machines to pay for it. She has 6 or 7, I'm not sure. One guy showed that comment to his wife and she said, deadpan, he'd better not ever try that. I said that I'm not afraid of his wife. I can run my mouth all I want, because I'm California and she's in Iowa.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Tank on November 25, 2020, 07:31:08 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 25, 2020, 03:33:18 PM
:lol: I made a comment at another forum about buying an old truck. I said that I could sell a few of my wife's sewing machines to pay for it. She has 6 or 7, I'm not sure. One guy showed that comment to his wife and she said, deadpan, he'd better not ever try that. I said that I'm not afraid of his wife. I can run my mouth all I want, because I'm California and she's in Iowa.

The internet covers the whole world you know.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: No one on November 25, 2020, 07:46:43 PM
That's just what they want you to think.
Title: Re: HAF Age Distribution Census
Post by: Dark Lightning on November 25, 2020, 09:40:53 PM
Quote from: Tank on November 25, 2020, 07:31:08 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 25, 2020, 03:33:18 PM
:lol: I made a comment at another forum about buying an old truck. I said that I could sell a few of my wife's sewing machines to pay for it. She has 6 or 7, I'm not sure. One guy showed that comment to his wife and she said, deadpan, he'd better not ever try that. I said that I'm not afraid of his wife. I can run my mouth all I want, because I'm California and she's in Iowa.

The internet covers the whole world you know.

Pretty much...