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Started by Bella, November 24, 2007, 10:22:27 PM

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Bella

http://www.hookersforjesus.net/home.cfm

Hooray for narrowing the gap between church and state even more!

Governmental organizations, judicial offices, and educational systems, in addition to community groups and churches are effectively utilizing Annie’s inside view and background to assist in educating the public and stirring the church and community to action regarding sexual addiction and pornography.


When are people going to learn that sex is evil and disgusting and you should only share it with someone you love?  :roll:

Will

#1
That wasn't what I was hoping.

"Sexual addiction" is an oft misused term. It's not an actual diagnosis (I'd know, I have my BA in psych), and it's usually used by people who don't understand what they're talking about. As for pornography... I'm sorry but pornography is perfectly legal. So long as it's done between two or more consenting adults, "governmental organizations, judicial offices, and educational systems" don't have anything to say.
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

Bella

#2
Heh, yea... at first I thought it was going to be about woman hooking themselves to raise money for their churches or something.

BleedingOrchid

#3
Quote from: "Bella"When are people going to learn that sex is evil and disgusting and you should only share it with someone you love?

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!  :lol:   Great one.
Here we are
Upon your stage
The love we share
The dreams we'll save
They're bleeding the orchid...~Smashing Pumpkins

antares

#4
But aren't we supposed to love everyone? :idea:
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
 - Bertrand Russell

Gibson

#5
I'm a recovering Catholic, and let me tell you, their high and mighty take on sex is so ... well, fucked up.  Married sex is beautiful and the expression of God's love, and unites the couple to be one with God... Huh?  Outside of marriage, sex is bad and selfish and whatever.  Oh, and if you masturbate, it's a mortal sin and you'll go to hell unless you confess it to a priest.  Gotta wonder how he deals with all that.  Celibacy can't really work can it?  That's why their boinking each other and little boys.  Sick bastards.  The little boys part, that is.  I couldn't care less if they want a gay relationship.  Probably good for them.

The thought of hooking for Jesus is much more appealing than another outreach program.  Bah!
Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything ... just give him time to rationalize it.
-- Robert A Heinlein, from Job: A Comedy of Justice