The Gift Thread 2017, Don't be stingy

[Magdalena]

A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.

Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. 

[Dave]

A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.

Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. 

Humbug: deceptive or false talk or behaviour.

[Dragonia]

Trae tu Papasito!
You know, we'll keep it cool and low-key. 
He knows what's good.

He's a magic man. 

Um, yeah, you should definitely let him come.
Magic is fun!

[Magdalena]

Trae tu Papasito!
You know, we'll keep it cool and low-key. 
He knows what's good.

He's a magic man. 

Um, yeah, you should definitely let him come.
Magic is fun!

[xSilverPhinx]

By the way...
My papasito, no, my papasote wants to come to the party...I....don't...know...

The more the merrier!

[Guardian85]

I seriously wish this was for real. We would have so much fun

Ditto! 

[Dave]

I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?

[Davin]

I've been trying to save up some outrage, but the last few years have used up almost all of my reserves. So you all can have some of what's left.

[xSilverPhinx]

A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.

Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. 

Humbug: deceptive or false talk or behaviour.

Humbug: Gibberish?

[Dave]

A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.

Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. 

Humbug: deceptive or false talk or behaviour.

Humbug: Gibberish?

Not really I think. There is normally insincerity in humbug, wishing greetings just because it is "'the done thing" when you don't really give a rat's fart.

[Magdalena]

A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.

Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. 

Humbug: deceptive or false talk or behaviour.

Humbug: Gibberish?

Not really I think. There is normally insincerity in humbug, wishing greetings just because it is "'the done thing" when you don't really give a rat's fart.

I'll just take my peppermint flavored candies...Thank you. 

[Magdalena]

I've been trying to save up some outrage, but the last few years have used up almost all of my reserves. So you all can have some of what's left.

I...could...regift this, yes? 

[Dragonia]

I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?

Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! 

[Magdalena]

I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?

Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! 

2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box!?

[xSilverPhinx]

I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?

Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! 

2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box!?

Mind blown.