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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #60 on: October 07, 2017, 10:42:54 PM »
Ooh!  :computerwave:

The only one that stands out from that group of made ups is the dinosaur.  :notsure:


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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #61 on: November 01, 2017, 07:22:30 PM »
Interesting religious test, though I think the real answer is actually missing. Shouldn't one of the multiple choices be, " Monetary Donations"?


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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #62 on: November 01, 2017, 08:50:46 PM »
^That's speciesism!  ::)

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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2017, 01:12:03 PM »
^That's speciesism!  ::)

Yes, and one of the foundations of religion: Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; and let them rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over the cattle and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth...Jesus Christ taught that a person is worth more than many sparrows, so fuck sparrows. ::)





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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2017, 02:22:47 PM »
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Jesus Christ taught that a person is worth more than many sparrows . . .

And he was right! After all there is a good neal for about thirty people on the average human, take about 300 sparrows to equal that!

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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2017, 11:14:14 PM »
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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #66 on: November 14, 2017, 03:10:07 PM »
Smart kid. ;D



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« Reply #67 on: November 14, 2017, 05:21:33 PM »
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Hilarious!
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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #68 on: November 16, 2017, 01:56:48 PM »
More religious intelligence on display.

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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #69 on: November 16, 2017, 02:58:41 PM »
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She probably means she is not going to allow her mind to be sullied by all this unholy logic and rationality stuff, a virgin mind, devoid of all earthly meaningfulness, no sinful seed of growth in there!
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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #70 on: November 23, 2017, 06:38:21 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #71 on: November 23, 2017, 08:26:06 AM »


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« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2017, 09:48:04 PM »
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« Reply #73 on: November 29, 2017, 09:53:48 PM »
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Re: Religious comedy memes etc.
« Reply #74 on: November 30, 2017, 02:10:02 PM »
I know feminist who didn't get this memo and now realize they've been doing it all wrong.

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