Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

[Biggus Dickus]

So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.

"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"

"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"

*Awkward silence*

"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"

This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.

Me too. 

I think I'm missing something here.

Glad I am not the only dense one here. Arturo, put us out of our misery and explain, please.

While Arturo keeps us in suspense over his pun here's one:

Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".

[hermes2015]

Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".

The Irish are going to get you.

[Biggus Dickus]

Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".

The Irish are going to get you.

Fortunately I'm Polish

[hermes2015]

Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".

The Irish are going to get you.

Fortunately I'm Polish

You can't hide from the Garda. They are everywhere, protecting God's good name.

[Biggus Dickus]

Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".

The Irish are going to get you.

Fortunately I'm Polish

You can't hide from the Garda. They are everywhere, protecting God's good name.

If the Blarney Stone were Jesus, would kissing it make me Gaelic too?

[hermes2015]

Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".

The Irish are going to get you.

Fortunately I'm Polish

You can't hide from the Garda. They are everywhere, protecting God's good name.

If the Blarney Stone were Jesus, would kissing it make me Gaelic too?

No, it would be a gay lick.

[Dave]

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[Definitely having probs with multiple nested quotes shiwing as an "empty" text!]

[xSilverPhinx]

[xSilverPhinx]

^


[Definitely having probs with multiple nested quotes shiwing as an "empty" text!]

It's not just you, I had this problem on my tablet. 

[xSilverPhinx]

[Arturo]

So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.

"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"

"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"

*Awkward silence*

"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"

This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.

Me too. 

I think I'm missing something here.

Glad I am not the only dense one here. Arturo, put us out of our misery and explain, please.

It just came e off really sexual to me

[Magdalena]

So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.

"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"

"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"

*Awkward silence*

"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"

This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.

Me too. 

I think I'm missing something here.

Glad I am not the only dense one here. Arturo, put us out of our misery and explain, please.

It just came e off really sexual to me

Oh, I get it now! 
...I think. 

[Arturo]

There was a large part of a tree missing after a storm. I guess it wanted to leave, but it still had roots holding it there.

[Tank]

And remember. . . Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

[xSilverPhinx]

And remember. . . Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

That's a good one!