For Hermes

[xSilverPhinx]

A perfectly good home it may be, but it's a cage. 

But it was The Parrot™'s cage! The Asmo's ratties would have been displeased if He ruined their home like that too... They liked hiding in it, what with being very, very small, and thus in need of some hiding on occasion.

My Lulu only sleeps in her cage, so we call it her bedroom. The rest of the day she wanders about doing whatever she wants, usually something naughty.

Sounds just like my niece, whom we also call Lulu.

[Icarus]

Does niece Lulu sleep in her cage?

[hermes2015]

Does niece Lulu sleep in her cage?

[xSilverPhinx]

Does niece Lulu sleep in her cage?

Niece Lulu goes wherever there's a computer or tablet or cell phone. If there is at least one those in a cage, she wouldn't complain. If not, then her mother would never hear the end of it. 

[xSilverPhinx]

[hermes2015]

That is so accurate. Glad to see the hero element carbon given star treatment!

[xSilverPhinx]

[Dark Lightning]

[hermes2015]

Nice one.

[jumbojak]

It's not a parrot, but I think you'll appreciate these birds.

[hermes2015]

That is so wonderful. Mine is sitting on my knee right now, with little half-closed eyes after a busy morning on my shoulder in a hardware store. As usual she attracted a lot of attention, mostly from women, who are like iron filings attracted to a magnet when they spot Lulu.

[Dark Lightning]

Too funny! I enjoyed that! I liked also how when the one bird got too close to the other, it stuck out a foot to keep him away- "Easy, buddy!". 

[Magdalena]

It's not a parrot, but I think you'll appreciate these birds.

That's funny.

[xSilverPhinx]

It's not a parrot, but I think you'll appreciate these birds.

[Bluenose]

It's not a parrot, but I think you'll appreciate these birds.

Very funny!

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