The eyes have it, don't they Aregentium?

[No one]

[Tank]

This is why anal sex has never appealed to me.

[xSilverPhinx]

I don't think I've seen that one before!

[pedant]Though, the pupils are a little strange. Generally stress causes the pupils to dilate whereas when the body is in a resting state they are more constricted. Unless of course when looking at something attractive (dilation), trying to solve a difficult task (dilation)...or having an orgasm (dilation), among other processes.[/pedant] 

[hermes2015]

This is why anal sex has never appealed to me.

Yes, I find it a real pain in the butt.

[Dark Lightning]

Poor log shaver!

[Icarus]

     Let us all appreciate that we can have some bawdy humor without getting all fucked up in the head because God might smite us for our brief departure from puritanical precepts.

[xSilverPhinx]

     Let us all appreciate that we can have some bawdy humor without getting all fucked up in the head because God might smite us for our brief departure from puritanical precepts.

Yes, let us appreciate that. And God exists! I will prove it to you using creationist logic (the atheist's nightmare!): people created the log shaver therefore God created the tree. Because of this, we can say the tree's purpose is to impale the log shaver through the rear. Since both these statements are true, we can also assert the Bible is the Word of God.

Gotta love creationist logic. And the hypocrisy! So busy criticising gay men yet engage in a little sodomy on the side themselves...looking at you, Ted Haggard!

[Dark Lightning]

     Let us all appreciate that we can have some bawdy humor without getting all fucked up in the head because God might smite us for our brief departure from puritanical precepts.

Yes, let us appreciate that. And God exists! I will prove it to you using creationist logic (the atheist's nightmare!): people created the log shaver therefore God created the tree. Because of this, we can say the tree's purpose is to impale the log shaver through the rear. Since both these statements are true, we can also assert the Bible is the Word of God.

Gotta love creationist logic. And the hypocrisy! So busy criticising gay men yet engage in a little sodomy on the side themselves...looking at you, Ted Haggard!

Not really. You just have to know that these people are the biggest hypocrites ever. "Do as I say, not as I do" has to be their mantra.

[xSilverPhinx]

     Let us all appreciate that we can have some bawdy humor without getting all fucked up in the head because God might smite us for our brief departure from puritanical precepts.

Yes, let us appreciate that. And God exists! I will prove it to you using creationist logic (the atheist's nightmare!): people created the log shaver therefore God created the tree. Because of this, we can say the tree's purpose is to impale the log shaver through the rear. Since both these statements are true, we can also assert the Bible is the Word of God.

Gotta love creationist logic. And the hypocrisy! So busy criticising gay men yet engage in a little sodomy on the side themselves...looking at you, Ted Haggard!

Not really. You just have to know that these people are the biggest hypocrites ever. "Do as I say, not as I do" has to be their mantra.

That is true. Disgusting hypocrites!

[Dark Lightning]

     Let us all appreciate that we can have some bawdy humor without getting all fucked up in the head because God might smite us for our brief departure from puritanical precepts.

Yes, let us appreciate that. And God exists! I will prove it to you using creationist logic (the atheist's nightmare!): people created the log shaver therefore God created the tree. Because of this, we can say the tree's purpose is to impale the log shaver through the rear. Since both these statements are true, we can also assert the Bible is the Word of God.

Gotta love creationist logic. And the hypocrisy! So busy criticising gay men yet engage in a little sodomy on the side themselves...looking at you, Ted Haggard!

Not really. You just have to know that these people are the biggest hypocrites ever. "Do as I say, not as I do" has to be their mantra.

That is true. Disgusting hypocrites!

That kind of hypocrisy is what turned me off of religion. That and the obvious lunacy written in (pick your version of) the buy-bull.

[xSilverPhinx]

     Let us all appreciate that we can have some bawdy humor without getting all fucked up in the head because God might smite us for our brief departure from puritanical precepts.

Yes, let us appreciate that. And God exists! I will prove it to you using creationist logic (the atheist's nightmare!): people created the log shaver therefore God created the tree. Because of this, we can say the tree's purpose is to impale the log shaver through the rear. Since both these statements are true, we can also assert the Bible is the Word of God.

Gotta love creationist logic. And the hypocrisy! So busy criticising gay men yet engage in a little sodomy on the side themselves...looking at you, Ted Haggard!

Not really. You just have to know that these people are the biggest hypocrites ever. "Do as I say, not as I do" has to be their mantra.

That is true. Disgusting hypocrites!

That kind of hypocrisy is what turned me off of religion. That and the obvious lunacy written in (pick your version of) the buy-bull.

I think if Jesus were alive today, he would be disgusted by many of his followers.

[No one]

Jesus is alive. I see him often. He makes the best tacos this side of Tijuana.

[Icarus]

^ That ain't Jesus,  it is Hay-soos but he most likely makes better tacos than the dude from Nazareth.

[No one]

It is Jesus. He's in some kind of witness protection program.