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Started by Dave, May 24, 2018, 09:33:29 PM

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Dave

Four cats, a shotgun  and an alligator skin handbag.

What was the question?

(Then offer another answer.)
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

joeactor

Quote from: Dave on May 24, 2018, 09:33:29 PM
Four cats, a shotgun  and an alligator skin handbag.

What was the question?

(Then offer another answer.)

Q: What was left after the tornado hit the trailer park?

...

New answer:
"You may be right, but with a nose like that, I'm not willing to ask!"

No one

joeactor:
"You may be right, but with a nose like that, I'm not willing to ask!"

Hey Billy, don't you think You may be right,I may be crazy , But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for, sounds better?


Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary.

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: No one on May 25, 2018, 03:28:20 AM


Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary.

What did the Brothers of the Holy Order of Saint Bonaventure use to achieve orgasm last Friday night?


New answer:  one buzzard, two armadillos, and three skunks.

Arturo

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 25, 2018, 03:47:06 AM
Quote from: No one on May 25, 2018, 03:28:20 AM


Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary.

What did the Brothers of the Holy Order of Saint Bonaventure use to achieve orgasm last Friday night?


New answer:  one buzzard, two armadillos, and three skunks.

What's your craziest sex story?


Next answer: Drugs, Mental Illness, and the Elderly.
It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
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Magdalena

Quote from: Arturo on May 25, 2018, 05:11:01 AM
Next answer: Drugs, Mental Illness, and the Elderly.
The Electoral College.
Why do you think they voted for Trump?


Answer: In the middle of a cornfield in south-central Nebraska.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

No one

Raps247:
In the middle of a cornfield in south-central Nebraska.

Where's Waldo?



Cat's foot, iron claw, neurosurgeons scream for more , at paranoia's poison door.

Dave

#7
Quote from: No one on May 25, 2018, 07:28:12 AM
Raps247:
In the middle of a cornfield in south-central Nebraska.

Where's Waldo?



Cat's foot, iron claw, neurosurgeons scream for more , at paranoia's poison door.

Trampled under foot in the mob he was trying to hide in when the police horses and water cannons turned up!

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Why did you have to go and do that!?
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

No one

Dave:
Why did you have to go and do that!

Didn't the wet paint signs give you a clue, Einstein?



Concrete cold, face cased in steel. Stark sharp, glass-eyed, crack and peel. Bright light, scream beam, brake and squeal.

Dave

#9
Quote from: No one on May 25, 2018, 01:59:10 PM
Dave:
Why did you have to go and do that!

Didn't the wet paint signs give you a clue, Einstein?


I don't speak, or read, No-onean!

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With a hundred kilos of used toilet paper!

(I got it wrong  :redface:
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Arturo

Quote from: No one on May 25, 2018, 01:59:10 PM
Dave:
Why did you have to go and do that!

Didn't the wet paint signs give you a clue, Einstein?



Concrete cold, face cased in steel. Stark sharp, glass-eyed, crack and peel. Bright light, scream beam, brake and squeal.

So can you say for the courtroom what it was like to be in prison?


This city is full of shit! Literally full of shit! Fucking sewers flooded the whole damn town and now everyone is walking in each other's shit and other relinquishes!
It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Arturo The1  リ壱

Bluenose

Why on earth would you want to move to another city?



A roaring fire, a folding table and chair, a baguette, some aged cheddar and a bottle of Laphroaig.
+++ Divide by cucumber error: please reinstall universe and reboot.  +++

GNU Terry Pratchett


Magdalena

Quote from: Bluenose on May 26, 2018, 12:45:42 AM
A roaring fire, a folding table and chair, a baguette, some aged cheddar and a bottle of Laphroaig.

Primitive/Modern man
A man should provide his woman the basic necessities, what are they?


A: I don't think so.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

No one

Raps247
I don't think so.

Is rap music?



The wall on which the prophets wrote, is cracking at the seams. Upon the instruments of death, the sunlight brightly gleams.

Bad Penny II

Q. What's your opinion of this breakfast cereal?



A. Pulled pork and smashed avocado
Take my advice, don't listen to me.