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Started by Dave, September 06, 2017, 06:32:33 PM

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xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx



This is so silly but it's gotten me wiping away tears!
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

I thought I was hearing voices . . . Oh, no, not another problem!

The on/off switch in the bathroom radio had, all on its own, all of a sudden, decided to become a permanently "on" switch. I had been for a pee earlier but never turn the radio on for that unless a fave prog is on. No fave progs on Saturday afternoon.
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

hermes2015

"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Essie Mae

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare


hermes2015

I don't know, but it looks real. I just found the picture on another site and it made me laugh.
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

xSilverPhinx

I was sending out party invitations just now and my phone autocorrected "I would like for you to come" (gostaria que vocês viessem) to "I would like for you to live" (gostaria que vocês vivessem).

Like, I can't guarantee your safety if you choose not to come! Trust autocorrect to transform an invitation into a veiled threat! :rofl:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


No one

I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: No one on November 15, 2018, 03:24:09 PM
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 15, 2018, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: No one on November 15, 2018, 03:24:09 PM
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(

We might take photos of you and then you'd have to kill us!  :snicker1:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on November 15, 2018, 03:47:18 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 15, 2018, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: No one on November 15, 2018, 03:24:09 PM
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(

We might take photos of you and then you'd have to kill us!  :snicker1:

:lol: Cameras are soul-sucking devices, I see them for what they are! 
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 15, 2018, 04:00:52 PM
Quote from: Tank on November 15, 2018, 03:47:18 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 15, 2018, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: No one on November 15, 2018, 03:24:09 PM
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(

We might take photos of you and then you'd have to kill us!  :snicker1:

:lol: Cameras are soul-sucking devices, I see them for what they are!

There are only three physical things I know about you. You're female, consider yourself above average height and you're about 30 years old.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

No one

I have a strict no photo policy. You needn't worry. It will almost feel like I'm not even there.