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General => Current Events => Topic started by: Amor Fati on July 10, 2006, 08:02:31 AM

Title: I F*cked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard
Post by: Amor Fati on July 10, 2006, 08:02:31 AM
Anyone that despises Coulter will love this Hilarious (http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/) essay.
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Post by: TwistOfCain on July 10, 2006, 09:41:25 AM
Well, THAT was frightening.
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Post by: Amor Fati on July 10, 2006, 09:50:40 AM
I can't stop laughing: "I want you to wreck it."
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Post by: Court on July 10, 2006, 03:08:16 PM
Quote from: "TwistOfCain"Well, THAT was frightening.

I completely agree. I don't think I'm going to sleep well tonight.
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Post by: Asmodean Prime on July 10, 2006, 03:20:46 PM
Maybe my reaction is a product of my generation, but I did not like it at all.  I think Ann Coulter is vile.  However, I think this essay was over the top.  Nevertheless, I don't believe in censorship, so just adding my 2 cents.
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Post by: Whitney on July 10, 2006, 03:38:07 PM
I found it to be so wrong in so many ways....yet still strangely amusing.  But, I have an odd sense of humor.
Title: You guys are a bunch of sick...............uh........uh...
Post by: Asmodean Prime on July 10, 2006, 05:37:59 PM
You guys are a bunch of sick...............uh........uh...OH, it was Ann Coulter that got $%%^^&* in the ass! AH, never mind! LOL  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Big Mac on July 11, 2006, 02:13:52 AM
Quote from: "Court"I completely agree. I don't think I'm going to sleep well tonight.

Well I can help with that ;)

Though this is quite disturbing, I didn't even bother finishing it. I have to say for scat and potty humor, it was rather quite intelligent.
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Post by: MommaSquid on July 11, 2006, 02:24:15 AM
I didn't finish reading it, either.  I'm no prude, but that was a bit much.
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Post by: TwistOfCain on July 11, 2006, 03:23:01 AM
Quote from: "Big Mac"
Quote from: "Court"I completely agree. I don't think I'm going to sleep well tonight.

Well I can help with that :D
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Post by: Court on July 11, 2006, 03:05:15 PM
Boys, boys, don't fight over me...There's plenty of Courtney for everyone :D
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Post by: Big Mac on July 11, 2006, 03:13:36 PM
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Quote from: "Court"I completely agree. I don't think I'm going to sleep well tonight.

Well I can help with that :D

Who has a Mauser 98K with a Scope and chambered in 7.62mm? Exactly. Back off is exactly what I'm gonna do...... :evil:  :x  Just kidding?











Yeah, just kidding.
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Post by: Amor Fati on July 11, 2006, 07:53:07 PM
lol.  The over-the-top, shocking nature of the essay satarizes Coulter's style of expression.   And it's exactly what makes it funny.  She is so rediculously vulgar in her writing on cultural and political, and now scientific, topics that it makes the essay I posted look tame.  Her claims about liberalism, non-christians, and Darwinism are far more shocking to my sensibilities than the idea of her getting a good self-degrading buggering.

If you skipped then end then you missed the surprising twist.      :wink:
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Post by: TwistOfCain on July 12, 2006, 12:27:32 AM
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Quote from: "Court"I completely agree. I don't think I'm going to sleep well tonight.

Well I can help with that :D

Who has a Mauser 98K with a Scope and chambered in 7.62mm? Exactly. Back off is exactly what I'm gonna do...... :evil:  :x  Just kidding?











Yeah, just kidding.

Well, now I know what you have...makes it that much easier for me to counter.  :lol:
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Post by: Big Mac on July 12, 2006, 06:00:22 AM
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Quote from: "Court"I completely agree. I don't think I'm going to sleep well tonight.

Well I can help with that :D

Who has a Mauser 98K with a Scope and chambered in 7.62mm? Exactly. Back off is exactly what I'm gonna do...... :evil:  :x  Just kidding?











Yeah, just kidding.

Well, now I know what you have...makes it that much easier for me to counter.  :lol:

A Mauser with a scope? Hah, try and counter that. That's like having light artillery. Mausers are probably one of the best and battle-proven bolt-actions around. You can counter by trying to run....but you'll die....tired! Bwahaha
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Post by: TwistOfCain on July 12, 2006, 10:43:40 AM
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Quote from: "Court"I completely agree. I don't think I'm going to sleep well tonight.

Well I can help with that :D

Who has a Mauser 98K with a Scope and chambered in 7.62mm? Exactly. Back off is exactly what I'm gonna do...... :D
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Post by: Big Mac on July 12, 2006, 04:34:19 PM
Well I have level 8034 Force Shields and so I win! :P Bleck!
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Post by: TwistOfCain on July 12, 2006, 05:38:00 PM
Well, I have a +5 Ethereal Broadsword of Wounding that penetrates your shields! Also, I can cast level seven magical spells!  :roll:
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Post by: Big Mac on July 12, 2006, 05:38:41 PM
Yeah well I'm the DM and I say you can't so there :P!
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Post by: TwistOfCain on July 12, 2006, 06:10:51 PM
I totally have it written down on my character sheet thought!

Okay, I'm going to stop before the nerdiness levels reach too great a height.
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Post by: Court on July 12, 2006, 06:50:54 PM
Quote from: "TwistOfCain"I totally have it written down on my character sheet thought!

Okay, I'm going to stop before the nerdiness levels reach too great a height.

Please do; you're starting to worry me. :D
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Post by: TwistedPriest07 on July 20, 2006, 04:18:24 AM
It's good to know that I'm not the only one on earth who thinks Ann Coulter is short for Anthony Coulter.
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Post by: Whitney on July 22, 2006, 11:44:40 PM
A night with a Ann Coulter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmLJDrsaJmk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmLJDrsaJmk)
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Post by: Big Mac on July 23, 2006, 06:03:23 AM
They could make a TV show on that. I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard!!!

I was watching the Best of Ann Coulter (Updated) and have to agree on one thing. New Yorkers would most likely give up, seeing as they are unarmed and are not used to any use of weapons.
Title: Re: I F*cked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard
Post by: JNTB on July 25, 2006, 11:46:15 AM
Quote from: "Amor Fati"Anyone that despises Coulter will love this Hilarious (http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/) essay.

I needed a really good laugh and that was it! An unusual read at 6:30am, to say the least. Somehow, the episode described seems appropriately real ...