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Started by Dave, September 06, 2017, 06:32:33 PM

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xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on November 15, 2018, 04:04:46 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 15, 2018, 04:00:52 PM
Quote from: Tank on November 15, 2018, 03:47:18 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 15, 2018, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: No one on November 15, 2018, 03:24:09 PM
I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! :grin: I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you. :(

We might take photos of you and then you'd have to kill us!  :snicker1:

:lol: Cameras are soul-sucking devices, I see them for what they are!

There are only three physical things I know about you. You're female, consider yourself above average height and you're about 30 years old.

I have wavy brown hair (haircut a little overdue). Now you know four! :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Quote from: No one on November 15, 2018, 04:08:19 PM
I have a strict no photo policy. You needn't worry. It will almost feel like I'm not even there.

So you're a 'I'll be there in spirit' person? :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


No one

Almost Aregentium, almost. I just graduated Magna Cum Laude from Ninja Academy.

Dark Lightning

Quote from: No one on November 15, 2018, 04:15:31 PM
Almost Aregentium, almost. I just graduated Magna Cum Laude from Ninja Academy.

You're that blank space next to the tall guy, right?

No one


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dark Lightning

Where I used to work, we would have a team photo after delivery of a system. I always made sure to stand next to a tall person and lean over behind them when the picture was taken.  ;D

xSilverPhinx

My niece wanted to tell a joke the other day.

"Say 'who are you'", she started.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"Your mom!" :rofl:

:deadpan:

"My dear, you really need to learn how to tell a joke", I replied.

She'll get there. Eventually. :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


jumbojak

Animal spirit tshirt. It took me a minute.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dark Lightning


joeactor

Awww... what a cute little... Oh My GOD!!!

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey