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I told people I was dressing up as a child molester for the Halloween party

Started by MinnesotaMike, November 03, 2011, 02:19:26 AM

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MinnesotaMike

November 03, 2011, 02:19:26 AM


Activism... am I doing it right?
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Sandra Craft

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November 03, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
You forgot the child molester mustache.
Sandy

  

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Stevil

#2
November 03, 2011, 05:49:09 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 03, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
You forgot the child molester mustache.
The french tickler?

MinnesotaMike

#3
November 03, 2011, 06:19:58 AM
Quote from: Stevil on November 03, 2011, 05:49:09 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 03, 2011, 02:24:59 AM
You forgot the child molester mustache.
The french tickler?

The perpendicular Velcro?
Absence of knowledge is not reason for faith.

I'm infallible (if I'm not mistaken)

Asmodean

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November 03, 2011, 07:30:35 AM Last Edit: November 03, 2011, 07:33:51 AM by Asmodean
Thick-rimmed glasses (Not the cool variety, but those actually FROM the fifties)

OR, you could just dress like a catholic priest. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... Completely incomplete without the actual dress part though. And a collar. MUST have the collar.
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wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#5
November 03, 2011, 07:58:39 AM
@ MM

Very subtle  :D
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DeterminedJuliet

#6
November 03, 2011, 08:12:49 AM
Bold choice, my friend.

I think you need to work on your pedo-smile though. That picture didn't creep me out nearly enough to be convincing.
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Xjeepguy

#7
November 03, 2011, 11:15:20 AM
A ford econoline van is a must as well.
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Asmodean

#8
November 03, 2011, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Xjeepguy on November 03, 2011, 11:15:20 AM
A ford econoline van is a must as well.
An older VW Transporter or Frod Transit would do just as well, methink  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

MinnesotaMike

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November 04, 2011, 03:16:49 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 03, 2011, 07:30:35 AM
Thick-rimmed glasses (Not the cool variety, but those actually FROM the fifties)

OR, you could just dress like a catholic priest. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... Completely incomplete without the actual dress part though. And a collar. MUST have the collar.



This is exactly how the Catholic priest dresses at my local church (girlfriend had to confirm, I haven't been to church in years). Honestly though, I'm a little concerned that you guys think I look like a pedophile with a button up shirt lol
Absence of knowledge is not reason for faith.

I'm infallible (if I'm not mistaken)

Asmodean

#10
November 04, 2011, 09:49:26 AM
Quote from: MinnesotaMike on November 04, 2011, 03:16:49 AM
This is exactly how the Catholic priest dresses at my local church (girlfriend had to confirm, I haven't been to church in years). Honestly though, I'm a little concerned that you guys think I look like a pedophile with a button up shirt lol
Need the dress. Just the tiny white whatever aint gonna cut it  :P
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sandra Craft

#11
November 04, 2011, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 09:49:26 AM
the tiny white whatever

Dog collar.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Asmodean

#12
November 04, 2011, 03:20:16 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 04, 2011, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on November 04, 2011, 09:49:26 AM
the tiny white whatever

Dog collar.
Ah. I liked my description better... Has more of that... French something-or-other, whih I don't know the word for  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Too Few Lions

#13
November 04, 2011, 04:33:22 PM
could you put a few creamy-white stains on the shirt, say with watered down toothpaste, somehere around your crotch area. Just to show you're the real deal as a Catholic priest!

OldGit

#14
November 04, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
MM, the main giveaway is that you look like a normal, friendly guy.  You need to look, mean, sly and cunning whilst at the same time totally cut off from reality.
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