Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

[Biggus Dickus]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

[Tank]

If you don't get watch this.

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[Guardian85]

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

[Tank]

I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'
I thought, "That's just spam."

[joeactor]

[Magdalena]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

[Biggus Dickus]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

[Magdalena]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Zip it, just zip it!

[Asmodean]

See? You see?! The Asmo is in on it too! 

[Biggus Dickus]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Zip it, just zip it!

Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.

[Davin]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Zip it, just zip it!

Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.

You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.

[Magdalena]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Zip it, just zip it!

Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.

You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.

[Biggus Dickus]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Zip it, just zip it!

Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.

You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.

Oops, I'm sorry...nothing to say here.

(Premature Posting, so embarrassing)

[Davin]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Zip it, just zip it!

Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.

You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.

I can't stop, and it's lasted longer than four hours.

[Magdalena]

I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.

It must have been hard on them.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

Bruno de la Pole!
Really!
Zip it, just zip it!

Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.

You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.

Oops, I'm sorry...nothing to say here.

(Premature Posting, so embarrassing)

I can't stop, and it's lasted longer than four hours.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really!
Put a lid on it.
Just let it rest--in peace.

Funerals will never be the same for me from now on.