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Reasons to be cheerful!

Started by Tank, June 26, 2010, 03:13:35 PM

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Sweetdeath

Soooo happy the watm weather is finally here.  Now I don't have to be a hermit, like I was all winter.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Tank

Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 28, 2011, 05:04:08 PM
Soooo happy the watm weather is finally here.  Now I don't have to be a hermit, like I was all winter.
Did you say where you live? I don't recall.

Do you get a little crabby when you are a hermit?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Sweetdeath

Warm^   {geez... X_x}


Yes! I hide in my protective, spikey shell.

I live in NYC. :D
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

darkcyd

Beer, Girlfriends ass, my paycheck, the gleam in my eye after picking up a new toy(typically 4WD truck with large tires or some sort of firearm).

I think I just realized I'm a red neck.

An odd combination for an atheist chemisty McGuyver.

Too Few Lions

Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 28, 2011, 05:04:08 PM
Soooo happy the watm weather is finally here.  Now I don't have to be a hermit, like I was all winter.

I know exactly how you feel, here in the UK the winter's a good five months of the year, then we get a week or two of good weather, then it rains for pretty much the whole summer before getting freezing cold again!

Willow

BBC Radio 4 (except on a Sunday morning.)

Sweetdeath

Quote from: Too Few Lions on May 31, 2011, 05:18:39 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 28, 2011, 05:04:08 PM
Soooo happy the warm weather is finally here.  Now I don't have to be a hermit, like I was all winter.
I know exactly how you feel, here in the UK the winter's a good five months of the year, then we get a week or two of good weather, then it rains for pretty much the whole summer before getting freezing cold again!

Ugh, is it like that gross rain that just drizzles all day? I  hate the winter so much. It's just hard not to get fat during those months.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Tank

Kids! Don't you just love their logic.


>
> TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America.
> MARIA:         Here it  is.
> TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?
> CLASS:         Maria.
> ____________________________________
>
> TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the 
> floor?
> JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables.
> __________________________________________
>
> TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
> GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
> ____________________________________________
>
> TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
> DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
> __________________________________
>
> TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we 
> didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE:       Me!
> __________________________________________
>
> TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.
> _______________________________________
>
> TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
> MILLIE:         I  is...
> TEACHER:     No, Millie...... Always say, 'I  am.'
> MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
> ________________________________
>
> TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's 
> cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why his father > didn't   punish him?
> LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand.....
> ______________________________________
>
> TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before 
> eating?
> SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the 
> same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.
> ___________________________________
>
> TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking 
> when people are no longer  interested?
> HAROLD:     A teacher
> __________________________________
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

Sharing a forum with you guys and seeing The Magic Pudding clock up 2,000 posts!  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: Tank on June 10, 2011, 08:59:30 AM
Sharing a forum with you guys and seeing The Magic Pudding clock up 2,000 posts!  ;D

Ye, I deserve a HAF steak knife.


Tank

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on June 10, 2011, 09:12:44 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 10, 2011, 08:59:30 AM
Sharing a forum with you guys and seeing The Magic Pudding clock up 2,000 posts!  ;D

Ye, I deserve a HAF steak knife.



I think you have earned the whole set by now.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Nimzo

Surely an HAF desert spoon would be more appropriate?
"Those who believe that they believe in God, but without passion in their hearts, without anguish in mind, without uncertainty, without doubt, without an element of despair even in their consolation, believe only in the God idea, not God Himself."  (Miguel de Unamuno)

Tank

Quote from: Nimzo on June 10, 2011, 09:43:10 AM
Surely an HAF desert spoon would be more appropriate?
All types of cutlery are welcome at HAF  ;)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding

Actually I think I deserve a gold steak knife.


Tank

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on June 10, 2011, 10:15:48 AM
Actually I think I deserve a gold steak knife.


Pretty, but impractical.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.