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Title: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2019, 01:35:37 AM
Who knows what personal discoveries will happen in the future?  :badger:


Removed backlink quote. - R
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: jumbojak on January 14, 2019, 01:39:49 AM
What does the dancing skunk signify?
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2019, 01:43:52 AM
Quote from: jumbojak on January 14, 2019, 01:39:49 AM
What does the dancing skunk signify?

It's a badger, not a skunk. :P I don't know, I just like it. As far as emoticons go, it doesn't stink. :tapemouth:

Ok, just had to get that bad pun in there. :grin:
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Icarus on January 14, 2019, 04:59:33 AM
Our Honey Badger is the meanest most fierce and fearless little beast you can imagine.  He is not a happy and cute little dude as the emoticon suggests.
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Recusant on January 14, 2019, 05:22:59 AM
Badger badger turned ten years old this past summer.  :)

Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2019, 12:30:57 PM
Badgers on shrooms. Got it.  :thumbsup::grin:
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Recusant on January 14, 2019, 05:14:26 PM
Quote from: Icarus on January 14, 2019, 04:59:33 AM
Our Honey Badger is the meanest most fierce and fearless little beast you can imagine.  He is not a happy and cute little dude as the emoticon suggests.

;D From a few years after the video above. This one is the source of the "Honey badger don't care!" meme (https://www.dictionary.com/e/memes/honey-badger/).



Perhaps the badger internet should be split off into its own thread.  ;)
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Recusant on January 14, 2019, 10:36:26 PM
Quote from: Recusant on January 14, 2019, 05:14:26 PMPerhaps the badger internet should be split off into its own thread.  ;)

Done.
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2019, 10:39:12 PM
Badgers are going to take over the internet. It is known. :smilenod:

This thread is just a prelude to a much larger movement.
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Recusant on January 14, 2019, 10:41:02 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fr%2Foh-shi.gif&hash=abd77052a0c120fc2e81b0ede1e8d37ad1a87207)
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2019, 10:46:21 PM
Quote from: Recusant on January 14, 2019, 10:41:02 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fr%2Foh-shi.gif&hash=abd77052a0c120fc2e81b0ede1e8d37ad1a87207)

:rofl:

I wonder what it was it saw? Maybe it remembered its curfew?
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2019, 10:50:53 PM
Quote from: Recusant on January 14, 2019, 05:14:26 PM


Just saw this video! :rofl: My sides!

Ow.
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 15, 2019, 12:05:50 AM
I saw a documentary about the honey badger with that bit in the end where he steals the lizard from the cobra and waltzes off to eat it. Shaking off the cobra venom and then eating the cobra is priceless. Props to the honey badger!
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: No one on January 15, 2019, 12:28:27 AM
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: jumbojak on January 15, 2019, 01:03:26 AM
The tail on that dancing badger gif makes it look like it's defecating... But only in the larger image.
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Tank on January 15, 2019, 09:59:47 AM
Quote from: Recusant on January 14, 2019, 10:41:02 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fr%2Foh-shi.gif&hash=abd77052a0c120fc2e81b0ede1e8d37ad1a87207)

:rofl:
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 15, 2019, 04:19:40 PM
Quote from: No one on January 15, 2019, 12:28:27 AM
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour the Squatting Badger? :dominidomini:
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 15, 2019, 04:20:54 PM
Quote from: jumbojak on January 15, 2019, 01:03:26 AM
The tail on that dancing badger gif makes it look like it's defecating... But only in the larger image.

What?! Blasphemy!  :sulk:

Though, now that you mentioned it...

::)
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on February 02, 2019, 02:26:40 PM
(https://scontent.fpoa13-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/51446523_2467541416592893_2849669526260285440_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent.fpoa13-1.fna&oh=d42c6b75017f9fa6656075b07c757b2b&oe=5CF88F8D)
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Recusant on February 24, 2019, 04:09:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/La9Ltcc.jpg)
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Tank on February 24, 2019, 05:18:57 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Dark Lightning on February 24, 2019, 10:56:43 PM
Cute little bugger, though!  ;)
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Tank on February 25, 2019, 11:31:36 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 24, 2019, 10:56:43 PM
Cute little bugger, though!  ;)

If you could tame them you'd never have to do any work in your garden again. Because all you'd have would be holes!!!
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Dark Lightning on February 25, 2019, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 25, 2019, 11:31:36 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 24, 2019, 10:56:43 PM
Cute little bugger, though!  ;)

If you could tame them you'd never have to do any work in your garden again. Because all you'd have would be holes!!!

:lol: Too true!
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 06, 2019, 11:52:11 AM
Quote from: Recusant on February 24, 2019, 04:09:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/La9Ltcc.jpg)

:lol:

I'm reminded of the story of a woman in the US who took in a few wild bear cubs thinking they were pups. Now if I can only find the link...
:bigspecs:
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 08, 2019, 12:41:01 AM
Must watch!



:o
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: hermes2015 on August 08, 2019, 05:44:24 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 08, 2019, 12:41:01 AM
Must watch!



:o

They are very intelligent little creatures.
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Tank on August 08, 2019, 05:55:11 AM
The existence of the Honey Badger is absolute proof that Noah's Arc did not exist. A) There is no way the remaining Honey Badgers would have just let two of their number go; they would all have gone. B) There is no way any other animals would have gone into a confined space with a pair of pissed off Honey Badgers.

The Honey Badger. Fuck off with teeth!!!
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Magdalena on August 08, 2019, 07:12:05 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 08, 2019, 12:41:01 AM
Must watch!



:o
Wow!
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 08, 2019, 03:42:42 PM
I saw an episode of a nature show where a honey badger walks right up to a cobra and takes the lizard it is preparing to eat, and commence to eating said lizard. Didn't go far away from the cobra with it, either. Cobra and badger duke it out, cobra bites badger, but badger kills cobra before the effects of the venom kick in. Badger eventually shakes off the venom after some time (hours, I think), and then starts chowing down on the cobra. I'll stay out of Africa.
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Davin on August 09, 2019, 03:13:39 PM
It's in this:
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: Magdalena on August 09, 2019, 04:20:45 PM
^^^
That's funny!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Internet Badgers
Post by: hermes2015 on August 09, 2019, 04:48:41 PM
Love the camp narration.