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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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Tank

#495
August 29, 2018, 07:12:12 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#496
August 29, 2018, 11:37:40 PM
Ufo caught on tape is .....well, imaginative    :clapping:

xSilverPhinx

#497
September 02, 2018, 03:26:10 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

xSilverPhinx

#498
September 02, 2018, 08:34:09 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Dave

#499
September 02, 2018, 09:20:21 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 02, 2018, 08:34:09 PM


Thanks, Silver! My 10" wall clock is just a pair of hands, no numerals 'cos I did not like the ones that came with the mechanism.

Might just print off a variation of that.

Now I remember there used to be an animated "time flies" clock as a windows screen saver
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Ecurb Noselrub

#500
September 03, 2018, 03:34:19 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 02, 2018, 08:34:09 PM


Reminds me of Groucho Marx: Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Tank

#501
September 03, 2018, 09:44:24 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

#502
September 03, 2018, 10:00:00 AM
The Uxbridge English Dictionary

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

hermes2015

#503
September 03, 2018, 11:14:13 AM
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Tank

#504
September 03, 2018, 11:49:14 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#505
September 05, 2018, 03:45:47 AM
Hmm. :notsure:

Nasty bug:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#506
September 05, 2018, 12:13:24 PM
That's a damn beautiful bug!!!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#507
September 05, 2018, 08:54:03 PM
Uxbridge and Bug... Ha! (keep 'em coming!)

xSilverPhinx

#508
September 06, 2018, 12:21:37 AM
Quote from: Tank on September 05, 2018, 12:13:24 PM
That's a damn beautiful bug!!!

Crush the bug!



I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Dark Lightning

#509
September 06, 2018, 02:11:55 AM
Quote from: Tank on September 05, 2018, 12:13:24 PM
That's a damn beautiful bug!!!

Indeed! That is one beautiful specimen. I worked as a mechanic for many years. In general, the less a person spent on a new car, the less care they took of it. It was obvious with beetles, but they were damned near bullet proof, so people got good service out of them. The paint could chalk up something horrible, but they were still ambulatory.
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