Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Arturo]

What? False

The next person has had a rejected application for the ministry of silly walks.

[Dave]

Sadly true, I blame it on my Air Force training, marching in straight lines and all that. Should have joined the Navy.

The following poster wil be taking part in a chili beer drinking contest at the weekend.

[No one]

Nope. Beer is disgusting.

The following poster once won a Dick Dastardly lookalike contest.

[Arturo]

True, I'd say it looks like a dastardly dick beating poor people to death with it like a baseball bat.

The next person stares into the sun for 6 hours a day.

[Davin]

False. The sun is an asshole and I try to ignore it as much as I can.

The next person lost something yesterday and still can't find it.

[Biggus Dickus]

Sort of a half truth, or half falsehood, maybe an alternative fact? Anyway I did loose my "Burt's Bees" "Coconut & Pear", Moisturizing Lip Balm yesterday, however. After grabbing an emergency spare tube (Not another Coconut & Pear, just a Honey) this morning from my secret stash I located the the missing tube in my computer bag once I got into work.
Fortunately I didn't open the spare tube, so I can return that later this evening to the secret stash and save it for another day.

Please pause while I reapply some more "Burt's Bees" "Coconut & Pear", Moisturizing Lip Balm on me lips as I type this.


Okay, so the next person admits they tend to spend an excessive amount of time soaping up their genitals whilst bathing.

[Tank]

...
Okay, so the next person admits they tend to spend an excessive amount of time soaping up their genitals whilst bathing.

True. But only when I shave them.

TNP checks their hanky after they blow their nose and picks off any good boggies and eats them?

[Magdalena]

Ewww. False.

TNP does this: 

[Dave]

Yeah, but I have been eating beans . . .

TNP wears the other gender's pants.

[Essie Mae]

True. Very occasionally when I run out of mine. (He doesn't wear Y-fronts).

TNP once won a Blue Peter badge.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False, I don't know what a Blue Peter badge is, but it has the potential of inspiring some off-color jokes.

TNP has a goal of traveling to every continent in the world. 

[Dave]

False, I don't know what a Blue Peter badge is, but it has the potential of inspiring some off-color jokes.

TNP has a goal of traveling to every continent in the world.

No, no! You read it wrong - it was, "... try every condiment in the world

TNP likes strawberry ice-cream topped with Tobasco sauce.

[Essie Mae]

False! That sounds disgusting!
TNP is sick of hearing about Princes William and Harry's mental health issues and everyone calling them brace.

[No one]

False, I couldn't care less.

The following poster is secretly a Televangelist.

[Dave]

True. I am Pastor O'Really of the Church of the Untied Reformed Hysterics and I have gained donations of $4 000 000 plus out of the suckers my congregation so far!

TNP really wants to rule the world.