Uh... What kind of tornado hit this place?!

[Asmodean_SP]

EDIT: Sticking with Tank's similar thread here in help forum. Ignore this one, will you 

This account is just a sock puppet for my regular one until the password gets fixed, so it will be deleted after, so don't start a debate here

Anyways, what happened while I was busy being dead of allergies and other nastiness?! SMF, obviously, but why?

What did I sleep through now?