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Bluenose

Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 21, 2018, 03:49:29 PM
A. Don't look, don't see and grow vegetables.

Q. What do you do when you've finished playing in a mariachi band?

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A. I see stars!
+++ Divide by cucumber error: please reinstall universe and reboot.  +++

GNU Terry Pratchett


Essie Mae

Quote from: Bluenose on July 22, 2018, 01:49:20 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 21, 2018, 03:49:29 PM
A. Don't look, don't see and grow vegetables.

Q. What do you do when you've finished playing in a mariachi band?

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A. I see stars!
Q: What happens when you go to your standing-on-your-head-and-blowing-your-nose club?


A: The clown went awol.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare


joeactor

Quote from: Essie Mae on July 22, 2018, 02:48:53 PM
A: The clown went awol.

Q: Why did the USA world standing drastically improve?

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A: I happen to think she looks good in a spacesuit.

Bluenose

Quote from: joeactor on July 22, 2018, 03:30:44 PM
A: I happen to think she looks good in a spacesuit.

Q: George, what on earth have you done with the next door neighbour's dog?

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A: Forty seven crates of lemonade, thirteen monkey suits and a harmonica
+++ Divide by cucumber error: please reinstall universe and reboot.  +++

GNU Terry Pratchett


Tank

Quote from: Bluenose on July 23, 2018, 12:43:21 AM

A: Forty seven crates of lemonade, thirteen monkey suits and a harmonica

Q: Can you just repeat that order please Jesus?


A: And deliver it to where?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.