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Started by Claireliontamer, March 26, 2016, 03:29:21 PM

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Biggus Dickus



I'm sorry, butt I could have sworn I smelled bacon.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

No one

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss Johnny!

Claireliontamer

Quote from: Father Bruno on May 26, 2017, 06:04:39 PM



"Do you have a moment to talk about the greatness of Jehovah?"

Dave



What bloody idiot went and polished the hall floor then?!
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Arturo

Quote from: Father Bruno on May 26, 2017, 06:04:39 PM


I'm sorry, butt I could have sworn I smelled bacon.

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Biggus Dickus



When making "Kat and Birch Tree Soup" it is important to marinate the kat in the pot along with the entire root of the birch tree in order to extract all of the nasty, and evil taste from the kat...I also recommend large amounts of garlic, fresh herbs, onions and dill weed.

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Father Bruno on June 05, 2017, 06:11:16 PM
   



When the alien burst forth from the cat's abdomen, it immediately assumed the form of a small tree to disguise itself.  That night, however, it's natural form returned, and it ate the dead cat and the entire family.

xSilverPhinx

^ I think it's because I watched Alien:Covenant (Rated Meh) just a couple of weeks ago...I imagined a little alien bursting from the cat's abdomen as well.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


No one



Today on HGTV, the history and the origin of the Pussy willow

joeactor

Quote from: No one on June 06, 2017, 12:07:43 AM


Today on HGTV, the history and the origin of the Pussy willow

WINNER!!!

Biggus Dickus

"Excuse me, but does this go all the way to Broadway"?

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

No one



Mass transit plans to beef up security.

Claireliontamer


OldGit

#88


I just love a beetle drive.

Biggus Dickus

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."