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Magdalena

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2017, 10:18:27 PM »

Someone who is multidimensional and can find his way. :P

(I'm just nitpicking  :sidesmile:)

Nitpicking is good and it's actually encouraged around here.
Anyways...
Yes, "multidimensional and can find his way."
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #61 on: August 07, 2017, 01:11:46 PM »
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Someone who is multidimensional and can find his way.

Wait...



Commando. This guy can do many things. He can eat snakes and kill people with plastic forks.

Something like camo-pattern plastic fork, then?
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #62 on: August 07, 2017, 01:22:12 PM »
Oh noo Recusant. I feel so bad haha. I don't know how many people would get the reference....however the camo does suit it well into the "multidimensional" shtick that Magdalena was going on about. And it also implies the "there is no x" that SP was saying too. I like it but I don't want to nitpick, I'm just not certain on the plastic portion of it.

EDIT: Wait where did it go?

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #63 on: August 07, 2017, 01:45:50 PM »
Oh noo Recusant. I feel so bad haha. I don't know how many people would get the reference....however the camo does suit it well into the "multidimensional" shtick that Magdalena was going on about. And it also implies the "there is no x" that SP was saying too. I like it but I don't want to nitpick, I'm just not certain on the plastic portion of it.

EDIT: Wait where did it go?

Maybe we can use this?

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #64 on: August 07, 2017, 02:37:36 PM »
EDIT: Wait where did it go?

No worries. It's the nature of camo, eh?  ;)
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #65 on: August 07, 2017, 07:36:06 PM »
OK, here's a rough and ready stand-in spoon. The resolution isn't great, and maybe you can pick a better owl (doesn't matter what size, I can work with whatever you choose) but it's something for now. If this one is OK I can help you add it to your signature if you'd like, and we can hope that the real silversmith shows up again to produce an original at some point.



That is quite enchanting and I'd love it as a signature thank you. It will give me an impression of wisdom, gravitas even 😂

That's a nice new spoon! :smilenod:

I think so. 😀
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #66 on: August 20, 2017, 12:29:16 AM »
Nitpickers could use a pair of tweezers as a symbol. Nits are better picked with tweezers... or even pliers if the nit happens to be a large one.

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #67 on: September 28, 2017, 01:29:20 PM »




I did these a while ago bespoke.
I’ve never charged for labour but out of pocket expenses have been reimbursed.
That was when Tank was paying the bills, Recusant has knocked back some of my perfectly reasonable claims.

Oh ye the first spoon was easy, his pastel period.
No real challenge there.

The Second Spoon
A stolen left eye, a glaring HAF fish right eye prosthesis
The line between, I pause to stroke my chin and sigh.
It is of cause obviously “woman”.
No, it doesn’t represent woman, it is, “woman”.
No it’s not a clumsy yellow crayoning you fuck head.
I engaged three models to catch her just right.
How could I do justice to “woman” with less?
Of course I had to hire and wear a bull head mask.
No you don’t see the mask but the models did,
and I caught their reaction, that’s surely the point.
No I’m not entirely happy with it,
it'd put me off my custard,
but I won’t listen to any criticism.
Certainty disturbs me


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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #68 on: September 28, 2017, 03:52:07 PM »
:yes!:




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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2017, 04:21:15 PM »
Welcome back, Bad Penny II  :hug2:




No it’s not a clumsy yellow crayoning you fuck head.

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Recusant, I love all the new smileys!  :frolic:
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2017, 04:30:19 PM »
Recusant, I love all the new smileys!  :frolic:
~Thank you.

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2017, 08:40:40 PM »




I did these a while ago bespoke.
I’ve never charged for labour but out of pocket expenses have been reimbursed.
That was when Tank was paying the bills, Recusant has knocked back some of my perfectly reasonable claims.

Oh ye the first spoon was easy, his pastel period.
No real challenge there.

The Second Spoon
A stolen left eye, a glaring HAF fish right eye prosthesis
The line between, I pause to stroke my chin and sigh.
It is of cause obviously “woman”.
No, it doesn’t represent woman, it is, “woman”.
No it’s not a clumsy yellow crayoning you fuck head.
I engaged three models to catch her just right.
How could I do justice to “woman” with less?
Of course I had to hire and wear a bull head mask.
No you don’t see the mask but the models did,
and I caught their reaction, that’s surely the point.
No I’m not entirely happy with it,
it'd put me off my custard,
but I won’t listen to any criticism.

I like those, very colourful. :grin:

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2017, 08:42:31 PM »
New smilies?

:yes!: :thumbsup2: :no idea: :no idea: :sulk: :Gaah: :point&giggle: :visit morpheus: :exhausted:



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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2017, 09:13:52 PM »
New smilies?

:yes!: :thumbsup2: :no idea: :no idea: :sulk: :Gaah: :point&giggle: :visit morpheus: :exhausted:



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I notice your favourite one is in there, Fernanda! :)
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2017, 09:29:04 PM »
New smilies?

:yes!: :thumbsup2: :no idea: :no idea: :sulk: :Gaah: :point&giggle: :visit morpheus: :exhausted:



:grin: :grin: :grin:

I notice your favourite one is in there, Fernanda! :)

They're all my favourites.  :smug:
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