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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2016, 09:30:42 PM »
How about one of these?





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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2016, 10:14:51 PM »

I can't think of one or even a few things thing that represents me the most.

...maybe a pie spatula with a raven and a Cthulhu. Or maybe I'll just make one that I think is cool.

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2016, 09:54:15 AM »
Davin, do you have one? Have you ever had one?
I never did, I don't think he liked me very much.

Well he is/was a misanthrope after all, not liking is what they do.
I've been looking through his stuff and I don't see much to indicate he particularly disliked you.
Do you know a Git person, he didn't seem to like him at all, so many plans,plans upon plans, an insidious disruption of a property settlement is the most recent.
Buddy, maybe Buddy is a car, anyway there's diagrams with catapults and deers and bang! pow! biff!

There's lots of stuff on the shelves here, a bit dusty, nobody seemed to want them.

bacon

pork

I think that's a tree of knowledge reference

For the atheist connoisseur

Jesus was a mushroom, or so Pudding believed.

This seems newish


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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2016, 06:07:20 PM »
 :frolic:

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2016, 06:42:28 PM »
I think I'll take this one.

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2016, 06:04:02 AM »
Looking for threads that used to be stickied in this board, and this one caught my eye. Here's a link to the other thread on the same topic, in the interest of historical continuity.   :studious:
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2016, 06:32:36 AM »
Looking for threads that used to be stickied in this board, and this one caught my eye. Here's a link to the other thread on the same topic, in the interest of historical continuity.   :studious:

I didn't know this:  :snicker:
Spoons - because we stir up shit  ;D
Knives - because we cut through bad arguments.
Forks - because we eat up the camaraderie here.
Corkscrews - because we like winers, but not whiners.

See? It works!

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2017, 02:21:28 PM »
I never had any cutlery to my knowledge. Maybe y'all think I use my fingers.
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2017, 02:46:26 PM »
Our silversmith hasn't been around in some time, in any of his guises. A bit worrying, but such is the nature of internet message boards. You certainly qualify for a piece if you'd like. If none of those you can find in this thread seems fit, I could try to stand in for him in creating one, but don't expect I'd be able to match the quality he produced.  :sad sigh:
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2017, 10:15:07 PM »
Well I like giraffes and owls and spoons, but if the silversmith is a bit busy, the tree of knowledge fork with apple would be most acceptable. 😄
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2017, 12:24:39 AM »
OK, here's a rough and ready stand-in spoon. The resolution isn't great, and maybe you can pick a better owl (doesn't matter what size, I can work with whatever you choose) but it's something for now. If this one is OK I can help you add it to your signature if you'd like, and we can hope that the real silversmith shows up again to produce an original at some point.

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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2017, 01:28:22 AM »
This is a wonderful idea, Recusant, thank you for taking the time to do this for us.  :hug:

I have a request:
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Spoons - because we stir up shit  ;D
Knives - because we cut through bad arguments.
Forks - because we eat up the camaraderie here.
Corkscrews - because we like winers, but not whiners.

Could you please create a few corkscrews? I'm sure people who prefer corkscrews would also like to select from a variety of corkscrew designs.
What do you think?  :eyebrow:

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Re: HAF Cutlery
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2017, 01:48:05 AM »
Could you please create a few corkscrews? I'm sure people who prefer corkscrews would also like to select from a variety of corkscrew designs.
What do you think?  :eyebrow:

That's an interesting thought, and yes, I'd be willing to try it at some point. I may have some time on my hands later this month. Feel free to remind me if nothing has appeared by September.  :)
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Re: HAF Cutlery
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2017, 02:13:48 AM »
I am thinking between a corkscrew and a fork. (I don't know if I'm at the appropriate amount of posts yet but I thought I would throw my ideas in)

So I came up with a great idea, if some are willing to go along with it. (Or maybe my ego just went to my head) What do you guys think represents me more: the fork or the corkscrew?

I suppose I don't know what accessory would represent me most either but I'll leave the cutlery to you guys.

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