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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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Tank

Ohm my god that was bad!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

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Watt are you talking about? It wasn't so bad! :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

The potential difference between you too over this is liable to cause a current of ampmity.
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


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Why was the Dark Ages called that?

Because there were too many knights.  :thumbsup2:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Some more puns for y'all this fine morning. 





I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Magdalena


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey