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Life's eternal questions

Started by Dave, April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM

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Dave

Why are Sundays always so boring?
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?
Why do you think church got invented?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

No one


OldGit

Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(

Tank

Quote from: OldGit on April 08, 2018, 09:55:46 AM
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(
It has pupated into a wire coat hanger.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

hermes2015

Why can't I insert a USB memory stick correctly the first time?
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Dave

Quote from: Tank on April 08, 2018, 10:26:37 AM
Quote from: OldGit on April 08, 2018, 09:55:46 AM
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(
It has pupated into a wire coat hanger.

I always thought ballpens did that!

Didn't someone write a song about it?

"Where have all the ballpens gone?
Long time writing
Where have all the ballpens gone?
Long time missing
Where have all the ballpens gone?
Into hangers every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?"

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

jumbojak

Quote from: OldGit on April 08, 2018, 09:55:46 AM
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(

Or the 10mm sockets and wrenches. You never seem to lost the 8s or 12s but set anything down that says 10 on it and POOF!

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Bluenose

Quote from: OldGit on April 08, 2018, 09:55:46 AM
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(

All the socks gather together and sacrifice one of their kind to appease the terrible sock god "Whirlpool".
+++ Divide by cucumber error: please reinstall universe and reboot.  +++

GNU Terry Pratchett


xSilverPhinx

Why is the bus always late when you are? >:(
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 08, 2018, 02:07:27 PM
Why is the bus always late when you are? >:(

If you were late for the bus it also being late is a bonus! Destinations are another thing . . .
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 02:12:26 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 08, 2018, 02:07:27 PM
Why is the bus always late when you are? >:(

If you were late for the bus it also being late is a bonus! Destinations are another thing . . .

:lol: Good one! But the bus always seems to be with added lateness so you miss one and have to wait extra time for the next. Then you arrive late at your destination. :(
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 08, 2018, 02:18:24 PM
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 02:12:26 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 08, 2018, 02:07:27 PM
Why is the bus always late when you are? >:(

If you were late for the bus it also being late is a bonus! Destinations are another thing . . .

:lol: Good one! But the bus always seems to be with added lateness so you miss one and have to wait extra time for the next. Then you arrive late at your destination. :(

My response has been moved to the Grumpy thread!

But, are we not mostly late for destiny?
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Harmonie

Quote from: Tank on April 08, 2018, 08:53:02 AM
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?
Why do you think church got invented?

But church is the most boring thing ever!

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

Biggus Dickus

Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?

I love Sunday's....why is 'brassiere' singular but 'panties' is plural?
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."