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AngelOfDeath

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Update on finding Jesus
« on: December 12, 2017, 06:26:07 AM »
So far haven't found him yet. 

Don't know what's gonna happen  ;D
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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2017, 10:09:22 AM »
...  If I get converted, find Jesus, or get saved, and get a testimony of the fullness of Lord Christ then I'll come back and make a true attempt to bring all of you to Jesus. ...

Please, please, please do not. If you do it would be considered preaching and get you banned. :D
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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2017, 11:36:56 AM »
Maybe Jesus doesn't want to be found. Like Elvis.
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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2017, 02:07:23 PM »
Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Elvis and Jesus together?   You may be on to something Argentium.

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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2017, 05:01:48 PM »
...  If I get converted, find Jesus, or get saved, and get a testimony of the fullness of Lord Christ then I'll come back and make a true attempt to bring all of you to Jesus. ...

Is this a joke?  :eyebrow:
What makes you think that hardcore atheists want to go to Jesus? :reading:
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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2017, 05:12:22 PM »
...I think in one church I went to the pastor may have thought I was... possibly the antichrist?...

Why would he think that?
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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2017, 05:19:51 PM »
Maybe Jesus doesn't want to be found. Like Elvis.

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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2017, 05:48:57 PM »
...  If I get converted, find Jesus, or get saved, and get a testimony of the fullness of Lord Christ then I'll come back and make a true attempt to bring all of you to Jesus. ...

Please, please, please do not. If you do it would be considered preaching and get you banned. :D

If I find the proof, then the 'good news' will need to be spread.  As now you needn't worry.  Maybe a xmas miracle will happen...

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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2017, 05:51:43 PM »
If I find out Jesus is real I'll come tell you about it.  If it's real you'll want to.  I know I'd want to  ;)
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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2017, 06:02:49 PM »
If jesus is real, the day he comes to my house and picks the corn out of my shit, I'll let him kiss me where the sun doesn't shine. I want nothing to do with that barbaric, narcissistic, vindictive, coward!

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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2017, 06:05:44 PM »


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Is this a joke?  :eyebrow:
What makes you think that hardcore atheists want to go to Jesus? :reading:





If I find out Jesus is real I'll come tell you about it.  If it's real you'll want to.  I know I'd want to  ;)

Your "faith" is weak. That's TWO "ifs."
Even "if" Jesus is "real" --Whatever this means, I don't have to worship "IT."

Knock yourself out if you want to.  :reading:


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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2017, 06:09:39 PM »
 Why did I think that?
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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2017, 06:12:05 PM »
If jesus is real, the day he comes to my house and picks the corn out of my shit, I'll let him kiss me where the sun doesn't shine. I want nothing to do with that barbaric, narcissistic, vindictive, coward!

I think you're thinking about old testament Jesus/God.  New testament Jesus is pleasant and nice, isn't he?

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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2017, 06:24:14 PM »
Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Elvis and Jesus together?   You may be on to something Argentium.

What exactly are you suggesting here, No one? :notsure:

The two are one and the same?

Elvis eloped with Jesus?

Elvis hid Jesus and ran away?

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Re: Update on finding Jesus
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2017, 06:24:46 PM »
I'm just a student of the game that they taught me.