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Magdalena

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Re: That's it...
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2017, 12:40:50 AM »
OR...or...there could be a pack rat in the house! Maybe it tried to take the stapler but it was too heavy.  :eyebrow:

But what would a rat have to staple?  :thinking:
Nothing. They just like to take 'shiny' things to their nest.
--That's what I've heard.  :shifty:

Or...

Maybe the rat just bumped into the stapler...and knocked it down.   :shrug:
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Re: That's it...
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2017, 12:44:12 AM »
OR...or...there could be a pack rat in the house! Maybe it tried to take the stapler but it was too heavy.  :eyebrow:

But what would a rat have to staple?  :thinking:
Nothing. They just like to take 'shinny' things to their nest.
--That's what I've heard.  :shifty:

Like land-dwelling magpies then?

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Or...

Maybe the rat just bumped into the stapler...and knocked it down.   :shrug:

OK, that makes sense.  I was wondering if maybe the rat had written a research paper on humans, using xSPx as his subject.
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Re: That's it...
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2017, 12:53:48 AM »
OR...or...there could be a pack rat in the house! Maybe it tried to take the stapler but it was too heavy.  :eyebrow:

But what would a rat have to staple?  :thinking:
Nothing. They just like to take 'shinny' things to their nest.
--That's what I've heard.  :shifty:

Like land-dwelling magpies then?

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Or...

Maybe the rat just bumped into the stapler...and knocked it down.   :shrug:

OK, that makes sense.  I was wondering if maybe the rat had written a research paper on humans, using xSPx as his subject.
:lol:


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Re: That's it...
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2017, 07:12:23 AM »
OR...or...there could be a pack rat in the house! Maybe it tried to take the stapler but it was too heavy.  :eyebrow:

But what would a rat have to staple?  :thinking:
A cats paws to the floor?
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Re: That's it...
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2017, 08:30:25 AM »
OR...or...there could be a pack rat in the house! Maybe it tried to take the stapler but it was too heavy.  :eyebrow:

But what would a rat have to staple?  :thinking:
A cats paws to the floor?

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Re: That's it...
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2017, 04:15:39 AM »
So the options are ghosts or cat-stapling giant rats?  Better hope it’s a ghost.

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Re: That's it...
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2017, 06:03:34 AM »
So the options are ghosts or cat-stapling giant rats?  Better hope it’s a ghost.
Just a regular size rat, not a giant one...or xSilverPhinx's paralyzed dog that has telekinetic powers that she doesn't know about.

Or there is a wormhole on her (clean) smooth granite counter.  :shifty:

But it's not a ghost.


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