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Things you find on Facebook
« on: November 19, 2017, 09:47:43 AM »


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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2017, 09:48:43 AM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2017, 11:51:04 PM »
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:

 
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2017, 12:20:04 AM »
^^^
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My little boy learned about the water cycle in kindergarten.


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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2017, 05:20:34 AM »
I've been getting ads for fucking Christian counseling all day.

Then GOOP.

Now the goddamn Free Masons.

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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2017, 05:23:47 AM »


that's hilarious.  Once the water is used up... its gone forever  ;D
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2017, 06:02:53 AM »
There is always the pissing replacement concept  ;D

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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2017, 07:50:17 AM »
Icarus beat me to it, one can only assume that theists never piss, crap, flush the loo, wash themselves, their clothes, their cars or water their lawns or gardens! Etc.
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2017, 01:59:00 PM »
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:

 
So someone can do this math, but can't understand the water cycle.  :suspicious:
People like this make me feel super smart.
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2017, 02:04:59 PM »
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:
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So someone can do this math, but can't understand the water cycle.  :suspicious:
People like this make me feel super smart.

But you are smart, Dragonia, after all, you are here and not at some bible class, or something.
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2017, 03:38:35 PM »
^^^ True dat. The older I get, the more smarter I get.  :grin:
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2017, 04:33:26 PM »
^^^ True dat. The older I get, the more smarter I get.  :grin:
Up to a point. Then things start to deteriorate!  :sad sigh:
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2017, 07:30:42 PM »
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:

 

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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2017, 08:08:06 PM »
I just read where it came from, The Landover Baptist Church, which is a notorious 'Poe' site.  :rofl:
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Re: Things you find on Facebook
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2017, 02:05:48 AM »
I don't know whether this thread is for non-facing slapping stuff from FB, but I did find this on FB and it deals in it's own way with religious absurdity.  I went on to YouTube to get the slightly longer version, and here it is:

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