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Magdalena

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2018, 06:40:46 AM »
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?


31?

8+8+4+6+2.5 :grin:+3= 31 or 31.5  :grin:


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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2018, 02:43:02 PM »
2.5 for Brad Pitt is sexist.  I feel harassed & violated.  You have created a hostile environment in which I suffer under the weight of oppression.  I'm suing.  How much are you worth?

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2018, 02:49:32 PM »
It's also sizist!

Rise up my fellow 2.1-ers, show them what you are made of!
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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM »
 ^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:


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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2018, 06:01:27 PM »
^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:

Just winding you up, Mags!

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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2018, 06:26:16 PM »
^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:

 :scratch: I see no mention of 'half' there, so shouldn't Brad Pitt have 3 instead of 2.5 erm...legs?
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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2018, 08:05:17 PM »
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?


31?

8+8+4+6+2.5 :grin:+3= 31 or 31.5  :grin:

Well in that case how many . . . no, never mind.
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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2018, 08:55:29 PM »
^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:

Just winding you up, Mags!

 :grin:

I know.  :grin:

But I don't know about Ecurb Noselrub:unsure:


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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2018, 08:57:53 PM »
^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:

 :scratch: I see no mention of 'half' there, so shouldn't Brad Pitt have 3 instead of 2.5 erm...legs?
2.1
2.5
2.75
2.25
3

...Who knows?  :suspicious:


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Re: I Confess 2!
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2018, 08:07:33 AM »
...So...like...I said I wasn't gonna drink that much wine any more...Well, I had another bottle today.  :couchhide:

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