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Japanese Fart Battles (contains artwork that's NSFW if you work with prudes)

Started by xSilverPhinx, March 31, 2018, 07:37:38 PM

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xSilverPhinx

Yep, you read that correctly. Fart battles.  :snicker1:


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Fart humor is timeless. Arabian Nights features a tale called "The Historic Fart." Apocolocyntosis, a political satire often attributed to the Roman writer Seneca, includes the following gassy passage: "When he had made a great noise with that end of him which talked easiest, he cried out, 'Oh dear, oh dear! I think I have made a mess of myself.'" And of course, there was fart art, long before The Lion King's Pumbaa felled entire herds with his flatulence.

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Dave

I remember the totally misappropriately named Jesus Christ in Emil Zola's book - can't remember which one though. This man is a master of farting, from playing tunes to imitating a shotgun IIRC. And who could forget that famous French farter, Le Pétomane.

https://youtu.be/0rIXipAV6Fs

This is an artform, sport and passtime with a fine tradition!
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xSilverPhinx

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Tank

I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:
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Bad Penny II

Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:

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xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:

:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:

:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Medium sized. 6x6 metres approximately. 4 people in room.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:

:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Medium sized. 6x6 metres approximately. 4 people in room.

Oh my, Tank!  :snicker1:

So you're basically a walking biohazard. :P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:47:19 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:

:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Medium sized. 6x6 metres approximately. 4 people in room.

Oh my, Tank!  :snicker1:

So you're basically a walking biohazard. :P
Not all the time :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:57:24 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:47:19 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 01, 2018, 11:37:05 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 01, 2018, 11:04:58 AM
I have actually cleared a room with one of my farts once. I can't tell you how proud I was :grin:

:worried: Are we talking large room here or a tiny crammed up space? Because if it was the former...
Medium sized. 6x6 metres approximately. 4 people in room.

Oh my, Tank!  :snicker1:

So you're basically a walking biohazard. :P
Not all the time :D

:P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

I had to buy everyone a drink on one archaeological dig. Sometimes, due to abdominal pressures, lifting something can force a premature fart, one you had not yet realised was building. Well, this happened to me . . .

. . . in a quite narrow cave, full of students, in North Wales!

With 20 odd of us that was an expensive gas mass.
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Dave on April 01, 2018, 01:49:02 PM
I had to buy everyone a drink on one archaeological dig. Sometimes, due to abdominal pressures, lifting something can force a premature fart, one you had not yet realised was building. Well, this happened to me . . .

. . . in a quite narrow cave, full of students, in North Wales!

With 20 odd of us that was an expensive gas mass.

:lol:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey