Father Of All Asmos

[Magdalena]

My Gray God, my Gray God, why hast thou forsaken us? 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

He is known in his silence.

[xSilverPhinx]

Luxembourg still stands, the Grey One must be busier than ever plotting (forever plotting) its demise.   

[Magdalena]

Luxembourg still stands, the Grey One must be busier than ever plotting (forever plotting) its demise.   

Minions: (Everyday) "Asmodean, did you get Luxembourg...did you...did you!?"
Asmo: (Everyday)

[OldGit]

Return once more unto us, O Grey One, and we will laud thy grumpy presence.

[xSilverPhinx]

Return once more unto us, O Grey One, and we will laud thy grumpy presence.

Yes.

This place has had bouts of cheeriness that must be squelched.

[Essie Mae]

Look maybe its just that we haven't offered him enough virgins. Could we put some in a Morgan and send them to him? or anything?

Hope you are well Asmo.

[Biggus Dickus]

It is my understanding that Asmo's been following the band "One Direction" around on their latest tour, and since he was so enamored with them he ended up getting hired on as one of the backstage assistants, apparently he helps fix their hair before shows?