What's with all the cutlery?

[The Magic Pudding]

I was hoping for a goblet.

I don't know if that will happen but can you please make sure that cat doesn't eat the fish.

[Siz]

Hi, welcome to HAF.
Spoons - 1,000 posts
knife - 2,000
I don't know when Puddin came up with it, but it just kinda stuck as an haf thing. I really like it. <3

Spoons - because we stir up shit 
Knives - because we cut through bad arguments.
Forks - because we eat up the camaraderie here.
Corkscrews - because we like winers, but not whiners.

See? It works!

What about a shiny pair of scissors for the HAF utility drawer... for cutting to  the quick

[Sweetdeath]

I was hoping for a goblet.

I don't know if that will happen but can you please make sure that cat doesn't eat the fish.

How subtle and cute!! <3

[DeterminedJuliet]

Hi, welcome to HAF.
Spoons - 1,000 posts
knife - 2,000
I don't know when Puddin came up with it, but it just kinda stuck as an haf thing. I really like it. <3

Spoons - because we stir up shit 
Knives - because we cut through bad arguments.
Forks - because we eat up the camaraderie here.
Corkscrews - because we like winers are winos, but not whiners.

See? It works!

Fixed 

[Amicale]

Hi, welcome to HAF.
Spoons - 1,000 posts
knife - 2,000
I don't know when Puddin came up with it, but it just kinda stuck as an haf thing. I really like it. <3

Spoons - because we stir up shit 
Knives - because we cut through bad arguments.
Forks - because we eat up the camaraderie here.
Corkscrews - because we like winers are winos, but not whiners.

See? It works!

Fixed 

Perfect, DJ! 

And scissorlegs, I can only assume the mods own the HAF utility drawer. So if those scissors are for cutting to the quick, let's give them some safety-scissors, yes? 

[Ali]

I was hoping for a goblet.

I don't know if that will happen but can you please make sure that cat doesn't eat the fish.

Awwww!  Love! 

Haha, HAF scissors for the mods is a great idea!

[Amicale]

I was hoping for a goblet.

I don't know if that will happen but can you please make sure that cat doesn't eat the fish.

Awwww!  Love! 

Haha, HAF scissors for the mods is a great idea!

And a HAF mod crab mallet. For when we get, you know, too crabby with each other. And we need a good whack.

[The Magic Pudding]

There is the McQ Thor hammer.

[Sandra Craft]

I was hoping for a goblet.

I don't know if that will happen but can you please make sure that cat doesn't eat the fish.

I can make no promises, but she and I both thank you.

[Amicale]

There is the McQ Thor hammer.

I love it!  And I like the inscription on the hammer. He's indeed worthy to hold the power. And the hammer. 

[Ali]

There is the McQ Thor hammer.

That's awesome. 

[Guardian85]

There is the McQ Thor hammer.

So that is what the Great Ban-hammer looks like....

[Sweetdeath]

The Thor hammer kicks so much ass.

[Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism]

Except me.  Realizing that I *am* perfect will get you far in life.

(I'm in a slappy mood this afternoon, aren't I? )

It's like you are the Asmo. Except not made out of clay. Or grumpy. Or grey.

I think I'm going to start insisting that people call me the Ali.  I'm not just any Ali.  I'm The Ali.

Welcome to the forum. The Ali? I don't think Cassius Clay would like that 

[kitty]

hi all.
so, i know i'm new, and young and niave, and a lilttle bit simple, but whats with all the spoons?
i of course do not mean to be rude, i'm just interested.
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