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Started by xSilverPhinx, January 29, 2017, 10:52:57 PM

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No one

Anything with Russell Crowe.
Any comic book movie.
The new "Star Wars".
Anything with Kevin Hart, or Kevin James.
Anything with Matt or Damon Afflek.
Anything with Ben Stiller.
Anything with Will Ferrell.
Anything with Christian Bale.
Anything with Jamie Foxx.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
Anything with Jonah Hill.

joeactor

Quote from: Apathy on January 30, 2017, 08:06:16 PM
Quote from: joeactor on January 30, 2017, 07:28:18 PM
I mostly watch bad films on MST3k or RiffTracks.

I watch rifftracks all the time. They play on this tv-like streaming site on the weekends. If you go there during the day it's anime and cartoons, but about 1 am est is when the riffs start. Of course there is a pst but nobody really uses that unless they missed a show they wanted to watch. They also have MST3k if you are willing to stay up that late.

MST3k streams all day on Pluto TV (free).

I've seen Trolls 2. Just. Uh. Don't.

(as opposed to Troll Hunters - quality film, that one!)

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: joeactor on January 30, 2017, 07:28:18 PM
I mostly watch bad films on MST3k or RiffTracks.

:chin: I had never heard of those two before...they sound really fun!
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Apathy on January 30, 2017, 08:13:54 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 30, 2017, 07:18:23 PM
How could I forget Battlefield Earth? That movie was atrociously bad but I loved it, I must have watched it about 3 or 4 times or so...don't ask why.  :P

For those who don't know, it's based on a novel by L. Ron Hubbard, the creator of Scientology. Yep, Scientology.

Ever seen Trolls 2?

Don't.

Just the trailer...



Are you telling me you were able to sit through that whole pile of green muck?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Quote from: No one on January 30, 2017, 08:53:19 PM
Anything with Russell Crowe.

C'on, Gladiator wasn't so bad.

QuoteAny comic book movie.
The new "Star Wars".

What? :o

QuoteAnything with Kevin Hart, or Kevin James.
Anything with Matt or Damon Afflek.
Anything with Ben Stiller.
Anything with Will Ferrell.

Agree.

QuoteAnything with Christian Bale.

:o The Dark Knight wasn't so bad, though it was actually Heath Ledger who stole the show.

QuoteAnything with Jamie Foxx.

I think there was one or two films of his that weren't so bad, though I don't remember the names.

QuoteAnything with Seth Rogen.
Anything with Jonah Hill.

Agree. Those two are insufferable.

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What films do you like?
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Recusant

Quote from: No one on January 30, 2017, 08:53:19 PM
Anything with Russell Crowe.
Any comic book movie.
The new "Star Wars".
Anything with Kevin Hart, or Kevin James.
Anything with Matt or Damon Afflek.
Anything with Ben Stiller.
Anything with Will Ferrell.
Anything with Christian Bale.
Anything with Jamie Foxx.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
Anything with Jonah Hill.

You forgot Adam Sandler, but I don't blame you. I'd forget him too, if I could.
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xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Recusant on January 31, 2017, 12:34:12 AM
Quote from: No one on January 30, 2017, 08:53:19 PM
Anything with Russell Crowe.
Any comic book movie.
The new "Star Wars".
Anything with Kevin Hart, or Kevin James.
Anything with Matt or Damon Afflek.
Anything with Ben Stiller.
Anything with Will Ferrell.
Anything with Christian Bale.
Anything with Jamie Foxx.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
Anything with Jonah Hill.

You forgot Adam Sandler, but I don't blame you. I'd forget him too, if I could.

I had forgotten him but now all the memories have resurfaced. :-\

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Well Recusant, the list of bad movies grows, for when you're in that inexplicable mood.  ;)
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Ecurb Noselrub

#23
Caveman (Ringo Starr and Dennis Quaid) and Strange Brew (the McKenzie Brothers) are both spectacularly bad films that are intended to be bad.  They remind me of a few drunk dudes getting together and saying "let's make a movie". 

xSilverPhinx

They sound like the type of films you can only watch while drunk... :drink:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Asmodean

#25
May I nominate a reasonably entertaining film to this category for making me cringe at their depiction of Bose-Einstein Condensate?

Spectral (2016)
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Pasta Chick

Nympomaniac. I only watched the first part. BF watched the second and says it's no better. Basically a girl sitting a stranger's bed after getting jumped in an alley recounting all dudes she's fucked. There's a lot of fly fishing allegory from him that you can tell is supposed to be symbolic, but it's just weird.

Arturo

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 30, 2017, 10:49:57 PM
Quote from: Apathy on January 30, 2017, 08:13:54 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 30, 2017, 07:18:23 PM
How could I forget Battlefield Earth? That movie was atrociously bad but I loved it, I must have watched it about 3 or 4 times or so...don't ask why.  :P

For those who don't know, it's based on a novel by L. Ron Hubbard, the creator of Scientology. Yep, Scientology.

Ever seen Trolls 2?

Don't.

Just the trailer...



Are you telling me you were able to sit through that whole pile of green muck?

Just the most famous scene where they were eating her.
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xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Asmodean on January 31, 2017, 08:02:06 AM
May I nominate a reasonably entertaining film to this category for making me cringe at their depiction of Bose-Einstein Condensate?

Spectral (2016)

I guess...:grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Pasta Chick on January 31, 2017, 07:07:22 PM
Nympomaniac. I only watched the first part. BF watched the second and says it's no better. Basically a girl sitting a stranger's bed after getting jumped in an alley recounting all dudes she's fucked. There's a lot of fly fishing allegory from him that you can tell is supposed to be symbolic, but it's just weird.

Sounds exceptionally unentertaining :eyebrow:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey