Proudness poll

[Asmodean]

{Insert the sensation of eating Cluck U 911 hot wings here}

The Asmo would likely succeed. He can do quite-incredibly-spicy. 

[Amicale]

{Insert the sensation of eating Cluck U 911 hot wings here}

The Asmo would likely succeed. He can do quite-incredibly-spicy.  

Asmo, you need to try this: Blair's After Death sauce. One drop of it flavors an entire pot of chili.



I got some on my hand once, and accidentally somehow got it in my mouth. I drank 6 glasses of milk and I was still in literal pain an hour later!

[Tom62]

{Insert the sensation of eating Cluck U 911 hot wings here}

The Asmo would likely succeed. He can do quite-incredibly-spicy.  

Asmo, you need to try this: Blair's After Death sauce. One drop of it flavors an entire pot of chili.



I got some on my hand once, and accidentally somehow got it in my mouth. I drank 6 glasses of milk and I was still in literal pain an hour later!

They even had an "16 Million Reserve" edition (+/- 3200 times spicier than Tabasco), which were all sold.
You could however settle for their "Ultra Death" sauce (1,1 Million Scoville units). The original After death sauce is "only" 50,000 scoville units,
which is spicy enough for most humans, but not for an Asmo (or me).

[Ali]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

[Guardian85]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Damn! I was gonna mention that. Got served that once in Italy with calamari. The lady in the resturant gave me a toothpick dipped in the stuff, and it lasted all day.

[Amicale]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower.  I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....

[Ali]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower.  I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....

Hahahahahaha.  At least you didn't go blind....

[Amicale]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower.  I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....

Hahahahahaha.  At least you didn't go blind....

And they keep saying I will, too... *shifty eyes*

[Dobermonster]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower.  I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....

This 'hot sauce' sounds suspiciously like a certain warming lotion I was persuaded into trying . . .

[Amicale]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower.  I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....

This 'hot sauce' sounds suspiciously like a certain warming lotion I was persuaded into trying . . .

I haven't had much luck with THAT stuff either. What can I say. I have sensitive skin, and so warming gel/lotion causes unexpected hilarity...

[Dobermonster]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower.  I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....

This 'hot sauce' sounds suspiciously like a certain warming lotion I was persuaded into trying . . .

I haven't had much luck with THAT stuff either. What can I say. I have sensitive skin, and so warming gel/lotion causes unexpected hilarity...

Ladies, if you ever wanted a solid argument for the benefits of an flexible shower hose, this is it. Now go, and seek ye at Home Depot.

[Asmodean]

They even had an "16 Million Reserve" edition (+/- 3200 times spicier than Tabasco), which were all sold.
You could however settle for their "Ultra Death" sauce (1,1 Million Scoville units). The original After death sauce is "only" 50,000 scoville units,
which is spicy enough for most humans, but not for an Asmo (or me).

Really?! One can has one that?! Because I have the original After Death and... Well, I'm kind of using it like ketchup - liberally.

Capsaicin tolerance... Fish, Asmos and cats on tricycles, they have it. That's why The Asmo likes to get his hands on habaneros whenever he can. Over 100K on that somethingorother-scale is a must for The Asmo to award it over two chilies in hotness.

[Asmodean]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Damn! I was gonna mention that. Got served that once in Italy with calamari. The lady in the resturant gave me a toothpick dipped in the stuff, and it lasted all day.

I would go there just for the toothpicks. Resupply once a week and then just walk about sucking on one until it loses potency. 

[Tank]

Dave's Insanity is also a crazy hot sauce.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/davgourinsau.html

I had one drop of that stuff on a corn chip one time, and my tongue literally shut down.  I couldn't taste anything at all for about an hour afterwards.

Ack! THIS is the stuff my friend had at his place when I stayed with him a while back. I had an unfortunate incident with this stuff that involved my finger coming into contact with the hot sauce, and later accidentally coming into contact with a part of me that, uh, required a very speedy shower.  I have nooooo luck with hot sauce....

This 'hot sauce' sounds suspiciously like a certain warming lotion I was persuaded into trying . . .

Only if you equate a candle with a napalm flame-thrower!

[Asmodean]

Only if you equate a candle with a napalm flame-thrower!

The problem with which would be... Would be... Be... Eh... Nope. Got nothin'  ???