Author Topic: Ban The Poster Above You  (Read 42514 times)

The Magic Pudding

  • The black swan of trespass
  • Blessing Her Holy Hooves
  • *****
  • Posts: 4913
Ban The Poster Above You
« on: July 09, 2011, 02:08:09 AM »
I've seen this kind of thread elsewhere, they seem popular.
Though looking at a thread for an example of witty riposte is proving harder than expected.

An example

Person 1: bans the person above for reading romance novels.

Next person bans for being a stodgy old coot.


The Magic Pudding

  • The black swan of trespass
  • Blessing Her Holy Hooves
  • *****
  • Posts: 4913
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2011, 02:09:03 AM »
Banned because I like bandicoots and elderly bandicoots should be respected.

Rizuidad

  • Made of Star Stuff
  • *
  • Posts: 58
  • Gender: Male
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2011, 03:06:19 AM »
Banned because is older than the big bang, and therefore is god. And therefore clearly does not exist. :D

I like these threads, Magic Pudding. Where do you get them?

The Magic Pudding

  • The black swan of trespass
  • Blessing Her Holy Hooves
  • *****
  • Posts: 4913
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2011, 03:23:36 AM »
I like these threads, Magic Pudding. Where do you get them?

Banned for undermining my paltry attempt at HAF resuscitation with a link request.  :)

I did put a link on the Grant My Wish thread because I'd only seen it in one other place, but I don't get around all that much.

original_gender

  • Doesn't Believe in Mother Goose
  • *
  • Posts: 182
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2011, 03:44:14 AM »
Banned for consorting with suspicious characters.

Sweetdeath

  • Pink Pony of the Apocalypse
  • Don't Pray in My School, and I Won't Think in Your Church
  • *****
  • Posts: 7431
  • Coffee is my religion.
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2011, 04:00:17 AM »
Banned for having an indistinguishable user icon.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

“I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn’t mend our wounds.

The Magic Pudding

  • The black swan of trespass
  • Blessing Her Holy Hooves
  • *****
  • Posts: 4913
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2011, 04:08:56 AM »
Banned for having an indistinguishable user icon.

Banned for using an electrical avatar distinguisher on a sardonic avatar.

Tank

  • Fed up with stupid.
  • Administrator
  • Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason
  • *****
  • Posts: 28810
  • Gender: Male
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2011, 06:56:38 AM »
Banned for containing fruit!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett

DeterminedJuliet

  • The Stone Lady of HAF
  • Global Moderator
  • Blessing Her Holy Hooves
  • *****
  • Posts: 4396
  • Gender: Female
  • Don't Blink
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2011, 02:21:18 PM »
Banned for avatar being a tank of war and not a tank full of beautiful exotic fishes.
"We’ve thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you’re dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Asmodean

  • The Grumpy Lumpy
  • Administrator
  • Luxembourg Trembles!
  • *****
  • Posts: 14314
  • The GrayGod
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2011, 02:30:45 PM »
Banned.  >:( Because Asmodean demands it.  >:(

 :P
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

  • Fed up with stupid.
  • Administrator
  • Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason
  • *****
  • Posts: 28810
  • Gender: Male
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2011, 02:34:36 PM »
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett

The Magic Pudding

  • The black swan of trespass
  • Blessing Her Holy Hooves
  • *****
  • Posts: 4913
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2011, 02:57:22 PM »
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D

Banned for attacking the blob of clay I loyally support when not planning his his eternal torment spinning on a potter's wheel listening to that song from Ghost, without any fondling by a young Demi Moore.  This is the punctuation I didn't have time to insert earlier in the paragraph ,.,

Tank

  • Fed up with stupid.
  • Administrator
  • Excellent and Indefatigable Guardian of Reason
  • *****
  • Posts: 28810
  • Gender: Male
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2011, 03:16:28 PM »
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D

Banned for attacking the blob of clay I loyally support when not planning his his eternal torment spinning on a potter's wheel listening to that song from Ghost, without any fondling by a young Demi Moore.  This is the punctuation I didn't have time to insert earlier in the paragraph ,.,
Banned for forming a clique with a of strange cartoon characters.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett

The Magic Pudding

  • The black swan of trespass
  • Blessing Her Holy Hooves
  • *****
  • Posts: 4913
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2011, 03:27:26 PM »
Banned for forming a clique with a of strange cartoon characters.

Banned for being in so much of a rush to ban me you've fallen under the thrall of the attack response, almost totally loosing the use of language.  

The smiley face doesn't look all that friendly, I don't like the cheesy and the spaghetti monster seems to mock.
I'll have to learn the keyboard smilies.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2011, 03:43:37 PM by The Magic Pudding »

Recusant

  • Miscreant Erendrake
  • Administrator
  • Guardian of Reason
  • *****
  • Posts: 5562
  • Gender: Male
  • infidel barbarian
Re: Ban The Poster Above You
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2011, 07:10:02 PM »
...almost totally loosing the use of language...

Banned for perpetuating the internet solecism of using "loose" in place of "lose." A minor annoyance perhaps, but one must draw a line in the sand at some point! Also, for exposing my occasional use of an image search (though it was TinEye, not Google) in the album cover thread, and thus bringing my fraud to a grinding halt. *shakes fist while twirling mustache*
« Last Edit: July 09, 2011, 07:15:03 PM by Recusant »
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken