Who wants to get married or...

[Big Mac]

Join my church? I just got ordained online at www.ulc.org I am starting the Church of Common Sense. All are welcome to join so that I may get help in getting a tax exempt status so that the costs are not too high.

[MommaSquid]

Big Mac, if you need money for JD and bullets just ask!  

Besides, it looks like someone beat you to it:
The First Church of Common Sense

[Big Mac]

Well I changed the name to the Church of Samuelism and its other title is Disciples of Samuel (get it, DOS). And I just got an XD a couple of weeks ago, .40 S&W. Gun laws my ass.

[MommaSquid]

JD


I was actually referring to the above sweet nectar.  But new guns are always good!  Congrats on the new acquisition.

XD


Will your church offer shooting lessons?  

[Big Mac]

Of course, in fact you must be armed with at least a pistol and a knife. Preferablly a switchblade (I just purchased a high quality one from Italy, not those cheap pieces of shit you get at carnivals) or a bayonet. Nice XD but mine is all black. My purchase goes to show gun laws don't work.

[MommaSquid]

I tried the XD but didn't care for the in-grip safety release.  I've been meaning to get myself a nice knife...maybe Santa will bring me one.

My purchase goes to show gun laws don't work.