Eupemisms for "penis"

[Dave]

Here

[xSilverPhinx]

Wow, there are a great number of them!

"21st digit" is funny. Based on that, I wondered if some would call it "3rd leg", and there it is!

[Sandra Craft]

What, no "wing dang doodle"?

[hermes2015]

Wow, Dave, I thought I was the dick expert in this forum.

[Biggus Dickus]

Here's another one:

Crow







Just kidding.

[joeactor]

It's a good list... Except they're missing "Monica's Toothbrush"

[Dave]

Another one that is missing; there us a "bed snake" but no "one eyed bed snake".